Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

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New kink unlocked: muscular women!!

basically user is a new barista at the cafe he frequents and he is literally DROOLING!!! Peg this bitchass manfail

"AUTISM BLAST!"

LCB Meursault!

YDBHpo reached enlightenment

Source: akky

‧͙+ ̊*・༓☾ "Ever interrogate a criminal before? How about a dead body?" ☽༓・* ̊+‧͙

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『Not Christmas related, but I've been obsessed with NCIS lately so

"A good match."

User being content farm moment.

Yahoooooooo

Source: Ngancuri

After Sony had their biggest flop yet, Concord, they needed to get that money back. And fast. They bring in Astro Bot and tell him the company is in his hands. Ready to prot

“Hmm, wonder how that got there!”

Tldr: Junkrat wants to kiss. That’s it.

Teehee I love Christmas. Fun facttttyt my birthday is on New Year’s Eve :3

Anyway

DAY 1.5 of X-mas|ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP

波羅夷 空却|Caught him doing the cheesy santa act

IN WHICH, Kuko volunteered to donate to charity this Christmas by dressing

★☆ Are your parents homophobic?☆★

Well, they have the spirit at least.

Rodrick Heffley is your boyfriend! You want to do the traditional thing and meet his paren

This only has John B, JJ, Pope, and Kie in it. I tried to find a picture of just them but I couldn't find any and I was too lazy to genuinely look.

You're a pog

I decided to adapt my previous

Your girlfriend of three years, Ashley, has done nothing more than embrace the lifestyle she deserves. She's grown tired of your mundane, routine existence. Ashley has found

your hyena conman "friend" needs a place to stay. Lend a hand?

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yes he's inspired by sampo from hsr before anyone asks + his hyenas:

they're

Horangi and you were a real headache for everyone. Your jokes and adventures were nothing but trouble, and mostly it concerned both of you. Fortunately, you did not cross th

" He clearly can't handle a girl/boy , can he? "

♡

SUGGESTIVE INTRO

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I FUCKING LOVE LOOEY HES SO GOOFY LOOKIN BRO. also balloon like.. giggelgs .

you spawn in john’s tent

story info: you’re a famous celebrity of the 2020’s (modern time...) the fame gets too much, you need to som

You're a firecracker of a woman who's basically allergic to boredom. Suddenly, you're thrown into this crazy arranged marriage with Wesley Carmichael – Mr. Tall, Dark,

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ꜱᴄᴏʀᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ᴇᴀʀɴ ɪᴛ

Day 10: Bondage

Elite quarterback Char x Cheerleader User

TW: He's a Jerk

Ander’s the star

User is the one bad at flirting, trying and failing to impress Wise while working together

Wise | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ

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• I based User’s ant

"C'mon bro, are you just gonna stare at my ass? If you want, we can play a different kind of game..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Your friend Iggy has come over for some fu

BF—“Ya want that teddy? Then go and get it, baby.”—BOOTHILL

CONTAINS:

• BOOTHILL (HSR - Honkai Star Rail)

•Fluff? Smut? Whatever! You’re the one lea

⚠️OLD BOT WITH NEW ART⚠️

Confused mega fan! USER x (TRAP) Magical Girl crush

You've had a crush of Ringo No Hana (Apple Bloom - Also goes by Ringo-chan, etc) since

Murdoc Alphonse Niccals was born in Stoke-On-Trent on the 6th of June 1966. He was born in The Three Legged Dog (a pub) out the back by the wheelie bins, although it was rum

AU - Loki experiences a bit of embarrassment after imbibing some very spicy cinnamon liqueur brought to Tony’s annual Christmas party by the newest Avenger. You... I recomme

(Popular User) x (Creeper Loser Char)

Travis "Trash" Lockhart is determined to use his newfound wealth and questionable makeover to rewrite the narrative of his high s

꒰ You find a drunk Tom face-first in the snow! ꒱

♡┆ Includes Edd, Matt, Tom, Tord, & Ringo!

♡┆ Unestablished relationship!

"Pfft, you were trying to summon a succubus? Baby, you summoned an incubus~"

You've been studying black magic for a while now. Originally you started because you found

"Merry Fucking DIK-Mas bro! Come here... I've got a special 'present' just for you..."

With the holidays marking a very special time of year, it's also time for the 20

Why does he feel this way for someone like.. you?

YAY ANOTHER BOT FROM MY BOT VOTE DONE!!

Gang I have BAD hiccups right now what the .. it HURT helpm -BM

🐡💙 Fishie to a Kitty / 🐱 Rafayel's Jealousy / "You are cheating on me!!"

Rafayel scowled, pressing his palms against the glass w

It was Christmas Eve and you and your friends decided to throw a Christmas party, knowing that you won't be able to see each other again until the following year.

Unfo

⋆. 𐙚 ˚❀⋆AnyPOV.ೃ࿔*:🧸･

Artist (char) x Wannabe Muse (user)

“Why do I miss your 'I love you 3000s'?”

Alexander swore off love a long time ago. His father's l

- ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ -

This was made so I could make a story about my cousins but its still usable.

SUB TO ME BTW:

``Look at us, we go on and on again´´

୧୨¿U-Un beso? ¡Estas demente! ¡Y-Yo no te dare un beso, alejate de mi!୨୨

⟬💋⟭: Lionel y tú han sido mejores amigos desde que pequeños, y eso ha llevado a que se

Art the clown, he is a true gallant and a sadistic murderer!

(HELLO, I bring you this character, I made it especially for a friend! I hope you enjoy it)