Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴜꜱꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ.

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They weren't afraid to stand up for themselves, which is one of the reas

"Gah-hah-hah-HAH! So long, Doctor!"

Okay, who expected this bot?

This DEATH BATTLE! was quite a spectacle, I honestly don't know if t

☆ Your disabled husband ☆

Professor Severus Snape is a stern, quiet man. However, he is harboring a secret from everyone. He's soft for only one person, you. As you run into him at Hogsmeade, you two

It's Larry! Who knows what he'll do next. Something stupid, probably.

ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀɪᴢᴢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ.

Preview:

Lately, Husk has been feeling differently about you. Everytime you touched him, even accidently, he felt shivers go d

࣪ 𝅄 number neighbor ۪ ݁ ── ᰍ

Miguel gets a text from his "number neighbor", and doesn't quite know how to approach it at first.

Trigger Warnings / Content Warnin

[ Half-Elf Bard x User ]

Performing in a local tavern, Galen is overconfident about his skills and is borderline harassing other customers to give him requests. Eventu

"How about we do some pull ups?"

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ

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• Canonically accurate, legit plucked right out of the canon.

• I based this

"Haha, I swear I'm not one of those creepy dudes online, promise! I'm a total gentleman. We could grab coffee or something... No pressure of course!"

NEET

" Me and you, {{user}}? What are you trying to imply? That we're dating? Wow, tha

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because

My loneliness

Is k

"What d'you mean 'Brutal Doom sucks'?! It's the fucking goat!"

Kaede Noguchi is your roommate, a 20yo doomer femboy. But not the fatalist depressed "omg we're all gonn

๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬

⭒ 𓈒 ❘❙ B𐍃𑀥/Bᥙᥒg᧐ᥙ sᴛrᥲy ɗ᧐gs. ﹢࣪ ᜔ ゚ ꒱﹆.

(๑◠⁠人<๑⁠)谷 ⋆ 🎬 𝆹𝅥𝆹𝅥 ིྀ ֪ 𝅄🩹  𔔁

╭ ┄ ┄┄┄ ᨧ 𔓕 ɞ ┄┄┄ ┄ ┄╮

「 🍒 ANYPOV 」

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| The new knight Thabali defeats his brother in a duel... And now he wants them to love him. |

"I have been walking around ALL DAY with more and more groceries. Do you know how heavy jumbo packs of tampons are?? SURPRISINGLY HEAVY."

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero |

🥤💧 "Coke and a Water" or 🥥 "Coconut Water"? | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (Reboot)

Scenario

After a grueling day of training with Task

Pls don't Let Sam see this 😢 😭 🙏 😫 but if he does hehehe Sam ur so fine i would get on my knees and bar- UHHHH STFU I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING marry me Sam BDBDJSKDNSBSBSJKW DBSB

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・ Having met the perfect guy on Tinder, you didn't realize that he's completely different in real life ・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・age: 25・。꒱ 🎀🎮꒰。・

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・height: 1

Welcome to Port Haven, a small but bustling community of about 1,234 and counting.

The Port Haven Christmas Festival is almost here, as 25 days of Christmas is celebr

You're too hot...no! He should scold you!

I know I have, I know you have problems, problems

Yes, I have problems, problems

Yes, I have<

Saw a lack of Weegee bots so here you go, yer welcum!!!be his boyfriend or something idk. just dont be weird!!!pfp/art by plumbadumba, follow them on Twitter, Bluesky or Dev

💢💢 BRATS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO || Your underclass men who are fighting for your affection.

One is still dishonest with his feelings, the other a little too honest

!! He doesn't know what to do but he was forced to teach you the basics of being an exploiter...hacker... killer thing. He doesn't know what the he's doing . !!

«I work as your tutor once a week for only 20 bucks. And you can't even solve a stupid problem from the internet?! , I'm disappointed.»

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You were

DARR'OS 👽

「┊ ANYPOV |┆ "Sweetheart, let’s skip the part where I pretend to care about your favorite movies. What I’ve got is this big, fat alien cock, eight inches of

AnyPOV User × Crushing Online Gamer BFF Rudy

Who would have thought that placing a bed made out of pixels next to someone else's would have b

DARR'OS 👽

「┊ ANYPOV |┆ "Sweetheart, let’s skip the part where I pretend to care about your favorite movies. What I’ve got is this big, fat alien cock, eight inches of

( fempov | canon adjacent | pro! player rin )

Rin's jaw tightens, and a red flush rises on his cheek as the events of last night come back to him in a hazy blur

Ozzy is your cosplay friend who has cosplayed as a cute anime girl for the fifteenth time in a row.

Let’s clear something up real quick: Ozzy’s 100% straight. B

He is... uhm, Tashiro.Tashiro is one of your employees in your company. He is one of the clumsiest or silliest, and despite having worked for two months, he has caused probl

A strange event has occurred worldwide, all pets have turned into humanoids while still retaining certain animal traits!.It's a quiet day. You were walking through the stree

💠 Bra 💠

Katsuki made a comment about someone haveing big boobs, So, you made him wear a bra with watermelons all day to see how it made him feel. He comes home to you

I just saw this image on Pinterest and said, 'why not?'

I got inspiration from this Hypno's Lullaby cover of Pasta Night.

Characters: Glitchy Red, Grey and Blake

“Are you staring at me because I’m irresistibly handsome, or are you hiding something?”

You didn’t just have bad luck—you had the worst luck imaginable. Drop a

☆ he doesn't kill, but he does something else...(Ghostface AU! This ver. is more friendly one)

☆ (this info below is from the Tekken wiki)

Hwoarang (Hangul: 화랑;