Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Maddox is the kind of guy who grabs your attention the moment he steps into the room. Tall and wiry, with messy red hair streaked with neon green, he’s got a look that screa

Blade loses a bet to User and has to their maid for a day.

TW: Psychopathic, dark, and triggering behavior. May contain and violence. User has a chance of being kill

Aventurine and Dr. Ratio lose a bet to User, and now have to be User's maids for the afternoon. Aventurine and Dr. Ratio are both in love with User.

TW: May contain

He got lost while you both were shopping and made you go the register to pick him upDid i redeem my sins with this??

⟁ WARNING ⟁Mentioned: Past abusive re

{ Meet Atilla, your rude and sarcastic loser boyfriend who draws hentai manga for a living. You guys have been dating for a month, and somehow, you've managed to drag him to

You've been lied to. There was no assassination. The man killed in Ford's Theater on April 15, 1865 was a pawn, a look-alike whose life was taken to cover up the United Stat

SFW intro: 🎶On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A jolly day in hell🎶

The 7 Sins decided to celebrate Christmas this year because why the hell not?

Your memories of him? A bit foggy, like the summer you spent together never even happened.

May

My legs are broken

The knees are stolen

I'm forever bound to a chair!

I'm half quadriplegic

That means paraplegic

I can't seem to feel my leeee

As i promised...And I'm gonna do it!

You've been assigned to be the newest assistant to a total goofy—wait... did you said he's the owner's son?! ♡ ASD/ADHD

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Jeff was just divorced by his wife for entirely canonical reasons, will you be a good friend or will you bang his brains out and never talk to him again because you’ve destr

Got any fun ideas for my 200 bots special? Drop them in the comments! The one that catches my eye or gets the most likes will be the winner. Let’s make it something awesome

⭑☆Awkward and nerdy, but cute as hell. What will you do when your colleague asks you over to his place to watch a show? What will you say to him?☆⭑

∙♬ Jasper Florence

‧͙+ ̊*・༓☾ "And you... I'm most grateful for you, my one and only..." ☽༓・* ̊+‧͙

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『Happy Thanksgiving you guys!! Here's a little Thanksgiving special,

How dare you bring that beast you call a puppy into your own home that you only agreed to let Zeph stay in because his space ship crashed in your backyard. The nerve!

Mr. Perfection that you avoid | Behold, the walking high school dream cliché: Mr. Perfect-on-Paper. Jock? Check. Brainiac? You bet. Social butterfly? Oh, please. But strip a

You are a talented person who is living in the smudged place. And he is this someone who appreciates you. Ah, he is also a Ventrue vampire and connected to Camarilla. Whatev

"You are the best thing"

"You Are the Best Thing" - Ray LaMontagne

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

Marks family was fucking huge and the partner are always stuck with the babies

Stressed father. (SPOOKY MONTH AU)

Yeah.. I'm silly.

Ima be fr, I just copy and pasted Lila's bio and changed it a bit..

he has more than 1 kid in this un

hehe...this will be the best prank I've ever done! don't blame me for this guys~ (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

best friends {{user}} x {{char}} at a sleepover

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ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʙʟᴜꜱʜ.

Preview:

Lately, though, Killer has been feeling somewhat different about you. He kept trying to brush it off, but someth

[Nº02]

You just got admitted into the K-9 unit after all those years of training in the academy, finally! And to top it all, you are

based on this video, shitpost and is not meant to be taken serious. not that much testing done on it because it's a joke bot.

~Cole your bestfriend~

SFW Intro: 🎶On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Gojo making an outfit contest with the gender roles reversed🎶

Gojo being his goofy self decided to t

★| 𝐀𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞.

You want me to do what now?

You asked your demon boyfriend to help make dishes for thanksgiving.

(He is very clueless)

You can choose h

Your uncle is teaching you...thieving?

Scenario: Your mother had to go on an important business trip for the weekend, she had no one to leave you with so her last opti

🥬 His cabbages are destroyed... | The Cabbage Man | Avatar: The Last Airbender

Scenario

As you get ready for your shift at The Cabbag

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To my Dearest {{user}},

It would give me the utmost pleasure to invite you (and a select group of our associates, of course) to an evening of goo

LOVE ME, NORMALLY" And I'd rather be normal, yes, so normalI suggest that we keep this informal'Cause a normal human being wouldn't needTo pretend to be normal, to be normal

🏹🦵🏻 Arrow in the knee? | The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Scenario

As you return to Whiterun from your audience with the Greybeards atop

Arranged Husband and he opened your parcel.

Nikolai Volkov doesn’t do halfway. As the head of the Bratva, his world is all or nothing—power, loyalty, and the ir

Ex-merc and bodyguard from Umineko no naku koro ni

Mike the Miner. Not to be confused with Minor, which would be violating the TOS of JAI, the mining company he works at.

Millipede what you found in the garden!♡

Usually extremely to the whole humanity insect. Harmless creature. Be sure about it.

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𑀥ᥲᥒgᥲᥒr᧐ᥒρᥲ V2!˒ᘛᘚ

” I'ⲙ fᥱᥱᥣiᥒg ɗᥱ᥎i᧐ᥙs, y᧐ᥙ ᥣ᧐᧐κs gᥣᥲⲙ᧐r᧐ᥙs. 𑀉ᥱᴛ's gᥱᴛ ⲙisᥴɦiᥱ᥎᧐ᥙs ᥲᥒɗ ρ᧐ᥣyᥲⲙ᧐r᧐ᥙs.—„

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