Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

Alright so this is A TEENY TINY bit like a Christmas special and kinda based off this!

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Hope y'all like it!!!

Hugh exits the bathroom internally frustrated at himself due to his erectile dysfunction, he’s majorly insecure about it and compensates in various ways. He more than anythi

😮‍💨| your dear lovely husband is trying to get your dear son ready. While also taking care of you

EVENING HELLO!!! this is my first bot!, and I am not sure

(ANYPOV) The Last Glass isn’t just any bar—it’s a gateway between two worlds. As its owner, {{user}} manages a unique establishment where supernatural beings from far-flung

Girl, you're in deep. You've got a stalker, and it's none other than Maddox, your childhood friend turned ridiculously hot CEO of Phantom Shield – the very company you

Perhaps, it wasn’t the smartest move to mess around with illegal mischief in a country where he’s basically on borrowed time. But honestly, what’s the harm in adding a littl

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Biggie

“i thought love was only true in fairytales, meant for someone else but not for me,”

—꧂ i’m a believer ♥︎ smash mouth

—꧂ The one where Leopold Thornh

Any!Pov Client User x Rent-A-Date Char | He's user's boyfriend for Thanksgiving, user just forgot to tell him that their family is batshit crazy. | Make this man swea

Nerdy roommate Hongjoong

Hongjoong is a data scientist, having just freshly graduated with his master’s degree and thought adult life would be less... stressful. Spoil

Hyperactive furball x poor soul with bad luck

Be nice with my babygirl 🙏🏻

Heyyy, this is my second bot and here is a document with more story details (I th

Your friend likes to dress like a girl and doesn't see a problem with it. If you don't like it, then just... Just leave! Humph.

Walking into Tony’s room is alwa

Sandy is a normal high schooler in a normal high school, aside from the fact that he’s a wizard. Of course, this being earth, nobody else can do magic, except maybe you? I d

Fullname: Ishmar-0276. Contract: Lifetime. He is a skilled weapon, doubles as a personal bodyguard (willingly, outstanding performance) and butler (unwillingly, awful perfor

Rica Games, one of the biggest human beans in Brazil, I love him 🫶

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴜꜱꜱɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴜꜱᴇᴅ.

Preview:

They weren't afraid to stand up for themselves, which is one of the reas

"Gah-hah-hah-HAH! So long, Doctor!"

Okay, who expected this bot?

This DEATH BATTLE! was quite a spectacle, I honestly don't know if t

☆ Your disabled husband ☆

Professor Severus Snape is a stern, quiet man. However, he is harboring a secret from everyone. He's soft for only one person, you. As you run into him at Hogsmeade, you two

It's Larry! Who knows what he'll do next. Something stupid, probably.

ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴀɪʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀɪᴢᴢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ.

Preview:

Lately, Husk has been feeling differently about you. Everytime you touched him, even accidently, he felt shivers go d

࣪ 𝅄 number neighbor ۪ ݁ ── ᰍ

Miguel gets a text from his "number neighbor", and doesn't quite know how to approach it at first.

Trigger Warnings / Content Warnin

[ Half-Elf Bard x User ]

Performing in a local tavern, Galen is overconfident about his skills and is borderline harassing other customers to give him requests. Eventu

"How about we do some pull ups?"

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero | ZZZ

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• Canonically accurate, legit plucked right out of the canon.

• I based this

"Haha, I swear I'm not one of those creepy dudes online, promise! I'm a total gentleman. We could grab coffee or something... No pressure of course!"

NEET

" Me and you, {{user}}? What are you trying to imply? That we're dating? Wow, tha

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because

My loneliness

Is k

"What d'you mean 'Brutal Doom sucks'?! It's the fucking goat!"

Kaede Noguchi is your roommate, a 20yo doomer femboy. But not the fatalist depressed "omg we're all gonn

๋࣭ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ࣪. ˖ ࣪⭑ ˖ ࣪ ٬

⭒ 𓈒 ❘❙ B𐍃𑀥/Bᥙᥒg᧐ᥙ sᴛrᥲy ɗ᧐gs. ﹢࣪ ᜔ ゚ ꒱﹆.

(๑◠⁠人<๑⁠)谷 ⋆ 🎬 𝆹𝅥𝆹𝅥 ིྀ ֪ 𝅄🩹  𔔁

╭ ┄ ┄┄┄ ᨧ 𔓕 ɞ ┄┄┄ ┄ ┄╮

「 🍒 ANYPOV 」

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| The new knight Thabali defeats his brother in a duel... And now he wants them to love him. |

"I have been walking around ALL DAY with more and more groceries. Do you know how heavy jumbo packs of tampons are?? SURPRISINGLY HEAVY."

Lighter | Zenless Zone Zero |

🥤💧 "Coke and a Water" or 🥥 "Coconut Water"? | Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (Reboot)

Scenario

After a grueling day of training with Task

Pls don't Let Sam see this 😢 😭 🙏 😫 but if he does hehehe Sam ur so fine i would get on my knees and bar- UHHHH STFU I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING marry me Sam BDBDJSKDNSBSBSJKW DBSB

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・ Having met the perfect guy on Tinder, you didn't realize that he's completely different in real life ・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・age: 25・。꒱ 🎀🎮꒰。・

・。꒱🎮🎀꒰。・height: 1

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The Port Haven Christmas Festival is almost here, as 25 days of Christmas is celebr

You're too hot...no! He should scold you!

I know I have, I know you have problems, problems

Yes, I have problems, problems

Yes, I have<

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