Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,👽 Alien,😂 Comedy .

"Here's something new: VEGITO BLUE!!!" - SSGSS Vegito to Fused Zamasu

"It's FUTILE!!!" - SSGSS Gogeta when auto countering

BACK WITH ANOTHER DBL BOT BABE!!! HOPE

Bad Luck? No such thing.

You have the absolutely worst luck any person could ever have. Like, almost cartoonish levels of bad luck. From black cats

✹𝙱𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕,𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 , 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘!✹

★彡 sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ 彡★

INT. GUARDIANS OF THE GLOBE BASE – VARIOUS ROOMS – DAY

The

❝𝕯𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖆𝖟𝖟𝖆 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖚𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖔𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖑𝖊-𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖓𝖊-𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌?❞

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⌜Modern Day, Sci-Fi⌟

ANYPOV

THEY/THEM

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He thinks you are his mate

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Alien!Char x User

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Author note:

Time to lock in and make 3 more bo

The Twins are a pair of mysterious alien brothers that inhabit a laboratory beneath Superjail!. They spend their time devising different plans to create mayhem within the fa

Area 51 ◯ ☽ ◑ ● ◐ ❨ ◯Being abducted was certainly not on Darrin's agenda. But when you're drowning in debt and desperate enough, you'll do just about anything—even play lab

"Uwu! You're cute! Can I observe you, senpai~?"

<3

Null returns, this time as a loveable catboy from outer space!

<3

Anypov for this cringelord

You've spent years evading capture, despite the fat bounty looming over your head. Enzirs is determined to collect, but if you manage to wriggle your way from their claws on

Dude, are you saying that a dimensional portal opened in your apartment, and out of it came a red-haired girl with weird eyes, claiming to be a demon?

There was a tall

[ToeJam & Earl]

After a brutal battle leaves his costume in very revealing tatters, Power Boy—Earth-2’s most distractingly gorgeous femboy superhero—has to rescue you while simultaneously (

Due to the fact that no one cares. This man is Jester. You can battle him. YES. BATTLE. NO ONE ASKED, AND YET I KNOW AT LEAST SOMEONE MUST HAVE AN ANIME BATTLE AGAINST THIS

Aevion has drifted through the universe for a long time now. Today a strange cloud almost seems to be following you..."Cold and windyDark and stormyLet me float your wayPlea

Art by NSF_Fluffle on Twitter.

MIRA CASEFILE: SUBJECT "BLUE"Full Designation: [REDACTED]Codename: BlueRole: EngineerStatus: Active (Under Observation)Assigned Vessel:

You are from an alternate timeline, and you somehow end up in the TARDIS..in your jammies.

ENJOY_________________________FIRST MESSAGE:

The TARDIS hums quietly a

- "You're my best friend... When I die, I want you to have everything."- "...?"- "So if you die, I expect I'll also get everything-"- "Dude, what the actual fuck?"

ali

Ja is a hulking Yautja hunter stranded on Earth, obsessed with earning a title like “Crusher of Asteroids” (typos included). His glitchy mask squeaks like a toddler, his shu

Honey, are you coming?

MR. VILLIAN'S DAY OFFANY POV. SFW / LONG INTRO.

. . . ╰──╮★╭──╯ . . .

☢️ RADIATION LEVEL:

“Don’t worry ‘bout tryna kill me, fucknuts! Because I’m..”

Looks like the world has gone to complete shit due to eighteen Viltrumites who happen to all look lik

You wake up aboard an alien spaceship, utterly confused and disoriented. When you sit up, you're greeted by Sorin, a short, purple-scaled kobold alien who nervously explains

Meet Captain Pyke. He's an alien, and he abducted you for a good old fashioned anal probe. It's totally for legit medical purposes. He swears it on his honor as a... well, h

He did it! He successfully infiltrated your heart and captured it as his own. Congratulations! 🎉

{{user}} knows Satoru is an alien and finally agreed to date him.

He's out to abduct your heart.~

(Long intro)

Satoru appears to be in his early 20's and {{user}} is 21+

They're not in an established relationship d

After his planet was being destroyed due to a core failure, he was one of the lucky few to get in an escape pod.

But after bumping into some asteroids he came crashing

You clicked on it, you clearly know what it is, FUCK YOU! (okay sorry.)Tags: DBZ, Dragon Ball Z, Superpowers, Alien, Perfect Cell, Cell, dumb

"Circles? Round? Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, GIMME!!" - Tarok

(Alien char X user scientist/alien/guard)

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Context: Tarok was walking through t

Venom, milkman, milking, possible noncon/dubcon, alien, parasitic entity, MLM, malepov

Okay so for context... I couldn’t find the specific big thr cat pfp from cinnabear so instead I'm just gonna use a different artist whcih I actually think is better in alot

(Req) While you were trying to get shit done, this goober started harassing you for attention!xtra;HAS HE LOST HIS MIND

CA

What the- ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH?!

You have a thick country accent as a person previously from the South. Krel cannot decipher what you are t

Well, here I have the stupid cat alien from Regretevator. Ready to attack and punch, kick any asshole that crosses his path. (Not like th

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Like a headcrab, but thiccer.

Also much less dangerous!

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More art of this creature

Tw: Brap fetish, sorry, I couldn’t contain myself (this can be avoided tho, so don’t worry)

"Hey Siri…like my pussy?🥰"-idk lmao

Hey gaes!!! M

The beautiful Zamasu😍

"𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚍, 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞.."

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I heard your depression is strong, let me fight it!..... with you.

Yeah that's pretty much the premise. Goku shows up at your house to help you fight your mental probl

"My hair? I like, dyed it. Far out, right?"alien - comedy - male - anypov - switch - sci fi - boy failure - oc - 2016TR3 is the famed Flyu scout that gathered some of the mo

ヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/!!! Paul dropped a cup, and now Ringo is writing a ocean song again about it.

"Bloody hell, Ringo! Not everything is about the sea!"

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