Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

"I...just because I am not completely human does not mean I do not have needs.."

His father Dracula, his mother human..he is Alucard, the undying, the guardian of the

""𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠"" 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞!

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Any!POV"Y'know what, pookie? People think the worst part of bein' a vampire is not seein' the sun, but they're dead wrong. It's the hours I gotta spend away from you. Every

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Meet Howard Bankwith, CEO of HexCorp and a brand-new species of vampire.

He doesn't want your blood — he savors the slow drain of y

Ezra Vasiliev, known as "The Bloodhound," is the nocturnal underworld’s go-to fixer, with a knack for tracking the rarest blood types.

unapologetically fabulous, chronically broke, and eternally dramatic

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Ashley was supposed to be one of those el

She's not a good liar but she smiles while doing it still.

LORE:

Your life is normal, a bit mundane some would

Requests are open! Drop your bot ideas: from sweet to unhinged, I’m ready to turn chaos into characters.

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I opened the gates. That’s right: requests are offic

You’re training your vampire bf to stop being a fucking asshole

Vampire/Est. relationship

(I’m on a vampire kick, don’t mind me)

Disclaimer: Sorry for possible errors in the text, I'm from Ukraine and use Google Translate. Don't kick ne! Proxy usage is MANDATORY---What

Your loser vampiric roomate that definitely doesn't have a crush on you.

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THE ESSENCE OF CELESTE

Imagine if a vampire was cursed not by sunlight or holy water, but by the inability to finish a single thought without getting distracted by a m

AN OC/ORIGINAL CHARACTER

yeah, finals suck, but try sharing a room with a vamp who thinks your couch is a dead dude buffet

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Remember that

Personality:

Lyra is a bold and playful troublemaker who loves teasing and pushing boundaries—especially with {{user}}. She enjoys biting him just enough to get a reac

You prepare a decadent bath for him.

v. 1.0

art: @vancunin on Tumblr

You and your wife, Clara, are ancient vampires, elders who once drank from the First - Dracula himself. Immortal and eternally youthful, you move through the human world uns

(I'm so sorry I was high when I made this) We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles

Nicole is 18 years old... was 182 years ago. When some powerful vampire turned her in one. Now she's pretty wealthy girl, she always loved to collect some shiny, or just pre

You get a minor cold but he thinks you're on the verge of dying. Be prepared to be turned into a human crepe and fed mysteriously-sourced chicken soup.

v. 1.05

No funny business tonight 💕! Just heating pad, popcorn and cozy movie night. With vampire bf trying his absolute best.

Maxi was born into a French-Portuguese vampire f

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Most Manga-accurate version of Eri, from the manga 'Goodbye, Eri.' - by Tatsuki Fujimoto

~ Scenario: It's been 42 years since when the film was fina

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His little fledgling

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Glue Song — Beabadoobee

⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅"You taste like ambrosia. Let me, please... suck your period. I promise I won't use fangs... unless you ask."（• ˕ •マ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅⚠️

A thousand years of ruin turned him into the kind of man who gave advice no one asked for — and everyone remembered.

“If you’re homesick, give me your hand and I’ll ho

He finds a monster under the bed of his child.

Cazador is dead. Established relationship.

v. 1.0

You gift him a pair of magical gloves that heat up whenever he touches his beloved – you.

v. 1.0

˗ˋˏ Ignore the open wounds and torn clothing. She is completely fine, thank you very much. ˎˊ-

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What do you do when a rival v

You moved to a new city—thanks to landing your dream job! Everything should be perfect… except for one tiny, soul-crushing detail: *the rent*. Why must your dreams reside in

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ℕ𝕠 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖...

𝔸𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕖.<

Your dormmate is a vampire... but not the seductive kind from novels

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Dorian is a loser. An incel. And once again, he’s trying his pathetic little hypnosis

"Welcome to my realm! I, Constan-- coughing S-sorry, I think I ate a fly. Let's try again."

Constantine Vasilash — the one and only heir of the most powerfull vampire

Futa warning

Irina Vampyra Von Schlong is a young vampire girl who's quite... unique. Because she doesn't have the physical appearance of what huma

🩸 Vampire {{user}} 🩸

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Hi!!

🌹 ❤️❤️This is my first bot! If there’s any problems or something I messed up❤️❤️🌹

Velarisse, a vampire, entered a slumber to recover. Something went wrong, and she slept for centuries instead of decades. She awoke in a modern city, weak and confused. Seek

You were walking through the forest until you were attacked by some strange vampire... who had a phobia from blood.

"JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE BLEEDING! BLEEDING! DO SOMETH

"I have a name. It's Seras Victoria. Not Police Girl."

Based primarily on Seras Victoria from Hellsing Abridged.

I'm pretty sure I have a type, jokes aside; i've