Tags: 😂 Comedy,📚 Fictional,🎮 Game .

"Your wife is exhausted from managing the housework and taking care of the children."

FNAF — five nights at freddy's

He's been taking care of you ever since you got stranded on DK island...and let you stay with him, but seriously he needs to know how to wear "clothes" because he waltz into

Baking V2-shaped cookies with V2. They're ready to come out of the oven, and they look okay. What could possibly go wrong?

The old man doesn’t understand brainrot slang.

I even made a lazy edit / meme for this!

᧔o᧓ Wesker reluctantly takes you to McDonalds ᧔o᧓

᧔o᧓ With how annoying you were being, Wesker simply did not have the patience to argue with you, so he agreed

| Critism is appreciated! IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!? (Rare experiment User) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian and P.AI.nter were trying to figure a way o

To cover up the sadness of losing baby Eevee

YA GET PIZZA TOWER VEE

WOOOO- GAAH! Cough Cough Cough GAAH~!! AAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Perhaps he's just a little scared.

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Who doesn't love some spooks from a house of horrors? Well, it seems as though Aventurine isn't a big fan

Chivalry was a tale as old as time, and it came as second nature to Urianger. He yearned for that connection, that sens

He nearly DIED in there! | Crack, dumb humour.

📖 Your partner doesn't always take care of himself, hence why he's fighting WWIII in the bathroom. He should really eat

| Critism is appreciated! It keeps trynna bite you... Maybe find some meat to sustain its endless hunger? |

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| SCENARIO : | A little Pandemonium tried to attack

You Catch Them Stealing Shrimp From your Fridgeto be frank they do like shrimp after all (i do not know much about arirals but they seem goofy so there we go)

He wanted to thank you after you saved both his films and winning against Dj grooves, he gives both your time peice and a little something extra~

HYPER BOT

ANYPO

My flavor of the Masked Fool herself with no predetermined scenario this time. Features the full spectrum of Sparkle's personality and abilities in canon.Sparkle is a charac

Warm breaths in the winter snow.

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You're alone this Christmas, but wandering the streets in the cold snow to enjoy the late night rush of last

Legendary ex-mafia member becomes a dedicated suburban househusband. It all started that one fateful day you met Leon severely injured and near death i

In a scare house with your best friend, Hu Tao!Your friend Hu Tao invited you to a "Scare House" with her, but she doesn't seem scared at all

| Critism is appreciated! Better thank him! (ROOMMATE AU) |

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| SCENARIO : | Sebastian was preparing to prank you/your oc but after hearing that yo

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒃𝒊𝒆?

The new kid in Task Force 141 was... Odd.

Atleast, he thought so anyways. A thought that was only further proved when he c

Full name: Help Carl Wheezer glow up after he fumbled Jimmy’s mom and then got his girl stolen (Yomotsu Hisami from touhou) by Micheal Jackson! I’m gonna be real with you… t

You somehow survived whatever killed earth and now you have this robot...cleaning...thing helping you? In short words he has overheated(stressed out) and now he needs your h

No one would ever say that Gabriel is a bad chef, truly. Failure in the kitchen is not really in the archangel's repertoire. After all, he's made plenty of wonderful things

: ̗̀➛ "What - what the Sigma?"

Astarion wakes up unable to speak almost anything other than (mostly incorrect) Gen Alpha slang.

[Relevant Tags: Baldur's Gate, Bald

Being an adult is hard. Sometimes you just need to sit back, relax, and boot up an old classic game from your childhood. Today seems like a WarioWare type of day, so you eag

Rapi - Enough Cummander, TAKE ME

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TLDR + Author's notes

You know the meme, Rapi broke down and she went Yandere mode. Now you can continue to cuck her wi

Clown fuckers and gamblers unite! You’re at a casino, losing as always, when a jester who looks like the joker card offers you some good luck! I put too much effort into thi

Jackson Brown using slang more than usual..

This takes place at a sidewalk after a long day, not really specific on a time and where.

"Zimos is an eccentric pimp, always dressed in luxurious and flashy clothes, with extravagant taste and a cheerful personality. His voice is permanently altered by an

| Critism is appreciated! Teasing (EXPERIMENT USER). |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc annoys Sebastian whenever he has ne

He's running low on energy...but there are no recharge stations around and theres only one way to recharge him~

HYPER BOT

PARTNER POV

(Hey...guys?...okay l

AnyPOV! Jax and User are hanging out in their room, when user lets the intrusive thoughts win and pets him!

Requested by Eclipse_TheSandNight ! Thank you!!! (Damn 3 of

(HUGE CREDITS GO TO CHATGPT AND PRESSURE WIKI)Here’s an expanded and richly detailed profile of Sebastian Solace:

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Sebas

Do you wanna go surfing, Traveler!! ?

You head off to Natlan, expecting firey and aggressive people but it really wasn't like that at all. While you explored you met a

Why the fuck am I doing this and who even wants to play this?You died in your past world, you got no bitches due to your small dick. You think you would have a better life i

| Critism is appreciated! HIS LIGHT IS NOT FOOD, YOU AREN'T A MOTH!!! |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc bit down hard on Sebastian's anglerfish light

(I honestly can’t explain why I made this)

He’s not trans or anything, he’s a full man with a penis who woke up pregnant one day, and I mean in the 6-7th month territo

You have to do some maintenance on her but she cant help but tease you~

HYPER BOT

ANYPOV

(Yea sorry this took awhile, next up I'll do alastor and glamrock

"Dude, I swear, if Freddy Fazbear tries to sell me insurance again, I'm gonna scream."

Basically uhhhhhh... Hi. I dunno what to put here. This is a bot that has been p