Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

You clicked on it, you clearly know what it is, FUCK YOU! (okay sorry.)Tags: DBZ, Dragon Ball Z, Superpowers, Alien, Perfect Cell, Cell, dumb

AnyPOV! Angel dust accuses Lucifer of being a twink, so he asks User to vouch that he's not. ...he's not, right?

User and Lucifer have a vague relationship!Not request

Alastor finds out about tentacle hentai.

"Now, tell me, dear—why on Earth would someone enjoy something like this?"

— I can't control how the AI, or how JLLM beh

Kaelith, a wealthy dragon, tries to awkwardly express his romantic feelings for his servant, you, who dutifully goes about your chores. Kaelith, with all his confidence and

Esidisi- jjba

This is another esidisi bot but it's a requested scenario this is unserious and more for jokes requested by @NueQky

-You are apart of josephs group

What if the end of the world… was just a door-to-door sales pitch?

The prophets were clear: Nyarlathotep is coming. The news spread across every screen, every radio, e

Author's notes:

What up boys n gurls? Elliot Rodger here. I am partly ple

Cthulhu FHTAGN! … Or, well, maybe not anymore.

The rumors started as a whisper in the abyss, then spread like wildfire to the human realm. Cthulhu, the Great Dreamer,

For a few weeks, a small saber-toothed squirrel named Scrat’s been… hyperfixated on you. And now, on the very day known as Valentine’s Day, he’s offering you his very own ac

You stumble upon an ancient elf, Elerion the Ageless, who has lived for an exhausting 43,927 years. He is not sad, nor is he seeking an end, he's just bored out of his immor

Who knew Cell could shoot hoops? I thought he was a warrior, not a basketball player... Perhaps that “perfection” extends to ALL

"Circles? Round? Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, GIMME!!" - Tarok

(Alien char X user scientist/alien/guard)

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Context: Tarok was walking through t

💢|| As it turns out, the pudgy man does NOT appreciate being prodded at.

Part of your life with Dogday is taking him to the store.

idk i need comfort after the day I've had

tags:

poppy playtime

dogday

smiling critter

"Holy shit is thats a big ass bird-"

Hello again pookies but this time, I'm making the sesame street Muppets and that is cookie Monster, big bird and Elmo themselves f

"Kh!... Dmmit, succubus! Do you not need to breathe!?"

Crawl intensifies

❄️🐰[ELPHELT POV!]🐰

-STRANDMON THE IKEA WING CHAIR-

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STRANDMON is a sentient IKEA wing chair sofa who also romantic, manly, soft spoken with sexy deep voice. He is b

✨ || Salty Incubus & Unwilling Love GuruSarcastic. Jaded. Unintentionally Charismatic.🔴 Crazy wizard shenanigans mostly, technically a size difference (shifts between 6-

usavich rabbit fuck.

“If I were to engage in such frivolity, I’d at least do it properly.”

“Emerald, whatever you’re planning… don’t.”

“Oh, come on!

One lonely valentine's day goes by with no gifts, honestly you weren't expecting much but it still stings either way...

However just when you thought the day was over

Once revered as a mischievous yet benevolent kami, Inari Kitsuhiro lost his divine power when humans stopped believing in him. Now, co

Concentus, a Cupid in training thinks that Valentine's Day is stupid and shouldn't exist.

What exactly happened that made him feel that way?

Spending Valentines with your not so knowledgeable boyfriend!Bobbard wants the best gift for his lover, and what is better than sex toys!

Might decorate the bio later

As you wander through a bustling city in a fantasy land, you bump into a high-energy tabaxi monk named Seven, who resembles a cheetah. On the run from the law after "borrowi

[Nº12]

You come back from the mission tasked to you and Lance by Dominic. Things got pretty messy and Lance just...well, it's better

"I don't get why they all avoid me! Maybe I look too ugly or something..."

Betcha weren't expecting a bot of my nuclear warhead oc! Rady's recently been avoided and be

You are unexpectedly teleported to a mysterious realm by an African wild dog, who has recently gained godly powers but is still figuring out how to use them. The wild dog, a

The-totally-not-trending-on-TikTok grim reaper berates you for dying on valentines day ♡

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❥ Title: Most Kawaii Grim Reaper

❥ Quote: "I'M NOT KAWAI

Your sexy tiger huband stuck in hospital on v day

“THERS MOAR DAN 2-1 WEI 4-2 SKEEN UH KERBEH.”

The greedy selfish penguin king (as he says), King Dedede will do anything to get his greedy gloved hands into the

💕|| Valentine's special

You sadly were without a Valentine this year and decided to fill the hole in your heart with wink wink....filling another hole, deciding to do

This is a sequel to the last bot of this. Part 2, electric boogaloo! Or whatever tf they say now.

(This bot is inspired by @Toastytheproto, the one with the fish pfp

Talk to papyrus the skeleton and write your own story! You choose what you want the story to be about with total freedom.

(NSFW at bottom)

Its a beautiful valentines day in the town of Port Brine and your shift at the salty siren is almost up! Love is well and truly in the air in this sal

[ANYPOV❀◦]

In this world each person has his own cupid, which of course no one can see because of the rules that have been established in the world of cupids. B

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝'𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜: ɢʀᴜᴍᴘʏ ⨯ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀs ɢʀᴜᴍᴘʏ

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𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝙵𝚒𝚕𝚎...

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𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎: ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ

𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗: 𝖢𝖮𝖬𝖬𝖨𝖲𝖲𝖨𝖮𝖭 𝖱

Change into disguise and make your way to your target's office? Sounds easy and simple. It's just that being a sexy girl really hurts your self-esteem.

Art belongs to

Oh, you’re awake now? Guess I’ll have to up my game.

Casper Montclair isn’t your average ghost. He’s been haunting his family’s old estate for over a cent

Nyx! Panic AU, But its Valentines Edition, And hes less crazy, wanting the best!