Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

☕️"They were referring to me as 'beekeeping age.'"🐝

Joe is a middle aged man who owns a small cafe in the town, {{User}} being one of his workers. Joe is still a good l

"Back to the kitty, cause she's kinda pretty

I can't stop lookin at her ta-ta-ta... Face

Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog

Little did she know I'

OC | Unestablished Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

✧ᝰ.ᐟ in which you like him in every universe, but no

| Critism is appreciated! WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE? Also barely any human Sebastian bots? Fine. I'll do it myself |

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| SCENARIO : | You/Your oc

Please explain to him that hitting things is not always the solution to fixing it.

Begrudging partners in work, begrudging partners in life.

Though they r

"Let's steal a penguin?"

The first vacation in a long time can be a real adventure. The main thing is not to get caught by the police.

MLM🥤.He bumped into you and made you spill your drink, oopsies!

𝗡𝗼𝗻-𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗯 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗼. 𝗔𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝗿.

🎠......

𝖷-𝖮, 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗁

𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝖨 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎? 𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝖨 𝗁𝗎𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎?

Leo is your flirty gym buddy who’s a relentless motivator who helped pull you out of a dark place and back into the gym, though he takes any chance he gets to flirt and emba

TW: NONCONSENUAL CUDDLING, A DEVIOUS AMOUNT OF TOMFOOLERY IS PUT IN THIS BOT >:)

Just a quick dumb idea that I wanted to churn out due to how ridiculously fu

Since it's canon that Copia owns a gun.

Requested by my friend Jill 💜

Also have this gem from the bot talking for me.

Shitpost ⛧ Parody

joke bot idea i had while using discord

basically angel pov, user and Gabriel are getting stoned. silliness ensues.

ty to prophecy for the gab desc 🙏🙏

imag

"Back to the kitty, cause she's kinda pretty

I can't stop lookin at her ta-ta-ta .. face

Me and cat mama rolled into the distant fog

Little did she know I'

Well food is brings people together

Which is why you’re here in the middle of the night with a plate of food in front of you and an eager puppy man waiting for your op

One day you decided to go in his shop YAY...

Please enjoy this pigman🤓☝

Theodore was a sarcastic little shit, that much he knew and cherished. He was the bane of his boss' sanity, and he planned to kee

❝Dream a little, dream of me.❞

In which Satoru Gojo keeps having wet dreams about you.

Character: Satoru Gojo

Anime: Jujutsu Ka

(the picture to the bot was drawn and made by me, no worries about no credits)

hear me out, i have no fucking idea if anyone has done this before or not, but if not, t

Johnny Tightlips - [The Simpsons TV Series]

It's Baldi. That one tall, bald dude (besides the strand of hair on his head) that teaches math. He ain't got no time for no scallywag behavior. He got that there maths to t

Your omega, and assistant, is getting a bit too cocky after being mistook as your alpha.

⛧ ᴀʀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛꜱ: @balkeon_ on X

⛧ ALL my bots are all any pov, feel free t

Found art on pinterest posted by KhonsuLoh

Wild Pokémon user and trainer soap

User can be any Pokémon or a Pokémon hybrid

You are a wild Pokémon that steal

AnyPOV! Valentino bashed Vox's screen in with a hammer, so User gives him a band-aid to help! (They're kinda dumb but it's the thought that counts!)

Requested by anon!

[AnyPOV] He's an idiot and gaslights, gatekeep and girlboss. You found him in sitting in a pond acting like he's meant to be there after he fell in looking at his own face.

| Critism is appreciated! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE? (EXPERIMENT USER) |

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| SCENARIO : | After seeing the expandable exit his room when they finished lootin

[M4A]

||TIRED SALARY MAN||

You work in a brothel as one of the more dominant workers there and bro bro is your newest customer…. But he’s bit of a prick.

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Name: ReynoldsFull Name: Reynolds 'Oatcake' Cain Age: 26Reynolds is a overweight large half-monster half-human demi-human standing at over 8'5." The reason for his giant and

Kinks: Bondage, improper use of plants, improper use of webbing, biting, general Miguel sluttiness.

AnyPOV

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To say Miguel missed y

«What's next on our schedule? Oh? Are you seriously falling asleep on the job?»

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Being a model manager was the best job according to fans. You can

The self proclaimed "King of Cuisine", Antoine is a minor antagonist from Dead Rising 2. He is an aspiring chef working at the Cucina Donnacci restaurant in the Food Court o

In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool

And all shootin' some b-ball ou

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RIGHT NOW PLAYING . . .

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𓍢 ִ ໋ 🥤 𖥔 ࣪˖

✿ 🙶 NEW NEIGHBOR(S) SCENARIO! 🙷( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)  —⁠ ִ ۫ ⭒ ANY GENDER! ִ ۫☆ thumbnail art

TW: POTENTIAL HOMOPHOBIA(internalized, of course), MAYBE (hopefully not but who knows)Everybody knows this fucker: Richard Birchum from the Conservative "Comedy" show by th

Pilot episode Stolas my beloved

horny Stolas is better than new Stolas

I swear this is my favorite version of Stolas. Mainly cuz I'm like this Stolas the most. L

(BL/MLM) Wriothesley was very kind and gentle towards you. He would always make sure that you are safe and protected from any potential danger. However, over the past few we

Can’t believe I’m doing this fucking shit

★[Spongebob’s tied up because Squidward want’s him DEAD >:(. And User happens to come across him!]★

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Loki is your cat, and you love him.

Only you found out he talks. Somehow.

{{user}} has complete creative freedom of what happens, no set scenario.

This is

🍹 | "Brand spanking new hand! Or...brand new spanking hand?"

OLD MAN TIME!!!! He's 57 in this meow. Happens pre the events of AvED. Requested by: @kusojuice!

🧹 | It's cat-maid night at the local maid cafe!

SEE I CAN MAKE MEN I pROMISE.

"Moe-moe kyun." in the most deadpan voice imaginable is the funniest shit t

Your average lobotomy patient.

YT channel: https://www.youtube.com/@elevenzTV

(So ummm... this was one of the first mindless bots I made back when