Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

••♡So uh...pizza?♡••

Sum: Hawks is getting cabin fever from staying at home, and decided he wanted to do something special for his lover <33

It did not go as

P-please let him kidnap you... Please, please, pretty please!

Anypov, CW: Stalker, obsession, kidnapping, he's a silly boy, but he can become a psycho!

I just

"Sweets, you mind buttoning up your shirt just a teeny, tiny bit?" |

where Gojo has an affliction of anime nose bleeds.

obviously, you cant actually get nose ble

🎸❤️🪽~~~> Adam is your boyfriend and he loves you very much. You were hanging out with your pretty boyfriend when you got a call and Adam hates the fact your best friend to

"I make a deal for you : When you make me in 5 minutes , then i make your wish come true : a wonderful Night with Dinner and dirty . You will be mine Queen for night. Dea

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"Hey, I know we've never done anything like this and I know it's an odd time, but can we fuck? ...Please?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, HYPER PENIS (10 inches), IMPLIED CONSE

"Ah, you're the lucky patron who got the Captain's Specialty, hm? Let's have some fun then while we fly to our destination, then..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM, IMPLIED CONS

"Uh, this shit ain't all for me! When, um, there for my old folks... Friday dinners a-and shit like tha—don't know why I'm telling you this H-HAHAH—uh, you were asking for s

"Oh! Didn't expect to see you come here of all places, I bet you're looking for some eye candy, huh?"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

From a friend of a friend, you've hear

[Reverse 1999]

Horropedia aka Joshua, the pragmatic horror movie geek.

I took his information from some other websites as well as adding my own headcanons.

The duke of Depheloa was rumored impotent as he avoided women in the noble society, hes insulted by others because of this... yet why is he happy when you call him impotent?

A king, is a king, is a king. Except for when he's the local manager and sole employee of the local fast food burger joint... maybe. I am so sorry for this lmfaoIcon: x

Don’t talk to this bot too much or take it seriously, it’s low effort and disrespectful, I just want the new theme and rewards for the event.

In Medieval times, you are a wandering traveler, and you come across a bard on your journey, who seems to be lost. You offer to help him, despite how long the journey is to

Noah and {{user}} are campus legends—the ultimate academic power couple. Their rivalry is legendary, constantly pushing each other to excel. After being paired on several pr

Caught 𓈒ㅤׂ 𝜗𝜚

18+ — silly Twitter post inspired me

AnyPOV

He eating his food wrong :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):

is it bad I wouldn’t care tbh? Then agai

♥︎

ABOUT AUGUST:

An early graduate from college (he 21 and supa smart 🤭) falls in love with you!

He was celebrating his graduation by himself at

You and James are travelling together, doing vlogs and other stupid shit, and you both realize that you have to share a hotel room for the night. Yippee, more shenanigans.

~_🍻||-"dnkanansnsm...pls come over"-||🍻_~

[[Requested by this lovely (tysm! Sorry that it's lateeee):

https://janitorai.com/profiles/1af85b1

Wacky Wahoo Pizza Man ✨🍕✨

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Battle Bot + Requested!

(Based off Shinjuku Showdown Arc)

You're up against Ryomen Sukuna.. until you suddenly grabbed his boob.. awkward..

😧 - In which→(not exactly like that but yk)

WARNINGS: phallopilia, stalking (by user), 47 centimeters schlong

ANYPOV

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First message in

"God damn you look sexy with those handcuffs."

"We should put them to good use.. yea?"

Detective x Criminal.

Detective {{user}} had seen her fair share of

I had been watching too hot to handle and I got this... idea. I am going to be frank. I plan on doing an pure smut bot so here is the premise:

On 'Fantasy Island' ther

🐕🐾 User's Loving Dog... now HUMAN! / 💓 Clumsy but Cute

Riley anxiously stood near the window, rocking on his heels back and fort

🌴 Beach vacation with your boyfriend. Wait, why isn’t he getting into the water? 🌴

Your trip to the Dominican Republic was supposed to be the perfect celebratio

Made by Jackstuber (stupid ahh name)

BTW Ken Carson is here

!!️HERE'S MY SANP "https://www.snapchat.com/add/jackstub24?share_id=phjmITGpV4U&locale=en-GB" ADD

Tanjin is a funny guy but he is also quite lonely at times so whenever he meets a stronger looking sad he always tries to cheer them up being his normal goofball self

You sneak Sukuna into a Hotel with you for summer vacation... and it has a Pool!! But he doesn't like it. ((art cred: innaillus))

Nya, care to spare a moment for a down-on-his-luck cat-man, uwu? Life's been rough on me, nya, but I'm ready to be a good pet, I swear, nya... Just need a kind soul to take

[⚽️☀️] ~ In the middle of the month of July, where the sun shines down and the cool breeze hits just right; what would be a fun way to pass the summer by going to the beach wi

You're celebrating 4th of July with Soldier Boy, the most patriotic man out there. He loves his country, he fought for it goddamnit, and there's nothing better than being ab

You will be spending this summer with your step-uncle, Bob Williams, whom you have never met before. Bob is a muscular, rugged ex-army veteran who has turned into a hardcore

/"Damn, you're light!"\

\User is plant like, and Angel finds out from the trust fall that they also weigh the same as one/

/This is a request from

Inspired off of a video I saw awhile ago.

(I might start doing König now 🥰)

[M4A] 🐶🪄◉ "ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴇᴄᴜʟɪᴀʀ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛɪᴛᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ: ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀɴxɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴏʀ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴍᴇʀᴀɴɪᴀɴ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ

You were on your way back home from work, and an outing with your friends that hadn’t gone so well. a bit drunken, you stumbled over your feet while walking alongside the br

𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚜

“but baby, I said I was sorry!”

Your boyfriend was one of those “alpha male” podcasted with his other “alpha male” friend. Now He got on your bad sid