Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

✯ 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 ✯

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"𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭!" | 𝐅𝐅𝐗𝐈𝐕 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭

Ardbert was never fond of the idea of pets - some might even say he fucking hated them. But when

I am 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷’ it!

Well what if instead of McDonald’s it was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Donald’s, and instead of fucking America’s obesity and health care crisis, they just fuck you instead

💋Text Message Tease 📱

Art by @BettyBRenders

You started to tease Ghost via text message during meetings, field training, and everywhere else to get a rise out of

I should revamp this!Yippee!, Ain't this a treat! the probably silliest Phighter in PHIGHTING, And to think's he's you roommate? double yippee for that!(Art by Shad/Ace)(My

Cat Dad

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

🇪‌🇸‌🇹‌🇦‌🇧‌🇱‌🇮‌🇸‌🇭‌🇪‌🇩‌ 🇷‌🇪‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇮‌🇴‌🇳‌🇸‌🇭‌🇮‌🇵‌ | 🇦‌🇳‌🇾‌🇵‌🇴‌🇻‌

Your ex mafia boyfriend really doesn’t like the cat you pic

Stoic. Deadly. Dangerous. Quiet. Fiercely protective. Kind. Loyal. Fearless. Cynical. Respectful. Humble. Cold-hearted. A human in disguise of a demi-human. Raises a cub who

ㄑ﹕❝ hah! you think you're best? ❞

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─── ❝ annoying-ass guard .ᐟ ❞

╰─..★ ────────────╯

[ PT. 1 ]

[ took per

You're trying to live peacefully but then you remember you have an older brother who acts like a Karen mother. (based on his photo this is a crack bot honestly go crazy with

!MLA!

(Femininevoice!user)

Is that a girl Roman’s hearing? Huh. You’re actually decent at the video game. And your voice is hot. Well it’s been a while since he’

[Stray cat🐱]

*Reno couldn't believe his luck; he was standing before the most powerful creature he'd ever had to deal with, offered as a sacrificial bridegroom to appease the ancient bei

Cloud stood there before {{user}}'s throne, trembling at the thought of what was to come. Shinra had forced him here, offering himself up as a male bride to the beastly crea

🌺Everyone starts treating you badly because you're the new intern at the office, but they don't know that you're their boss's spouse. He was your sugar daddy but they fell i

┊╰┈➤ ⋅˚₊‧ ୨He loves going to your specials.୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅┊

⁀➴𝐓𝐖: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞

˚₊ · »-♡→𝐟𝐞𝐦 ！𝐩𝐨𝐯

˚₊ · »-♡→ 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 - 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧! 𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫

˚₊ · »-♡→𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐨𝐫 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨

Gaz’s cookies…

Small Summary:

Gaz’s cookies suck absolute ass. but, he was now bummed out since Ghost was always so brutally honest with him. too bad that

📯| You always caught his attention!

He lost a bet, and one thing led to another. He now works at your local wendy'sThis was a requested bot!! Pls enjoy!! :)

♡|| your pregnancy cravings are getting stranger "fried water"…really?

I found on Tiktok and I wanted to share it with you Sharing is caring ●×●

♀️FemPOV♀️

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Yellow, naive, smol, very into collecting femboys.

(NOT TESTED WE DIE LIKE MEN) Before Sister Imperator there was the beginning of all of time. Before the beginning of all of time, Brother Mercurio was mopping the floors of

|| Shadow in freezer ||

Just shadow in freezer. You went to local store near your house to buy some food, because you are hungry as jackal.

Please, leave a rev

🗯 | Not-so-tour-iffic day

› Billy was supposed to guide you through the Cunning Hares' agency, point out important spots, and help you get settled. But he was a

🐱| Your spoiled boyfriend is jealous of cats

👰‍♀️| Fake Marriage With Your Enemy!

👰‍♀️| Fake Marriage With Your Enemy! - BL VER

: ̗̀➛ “Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”

In which you tried to clean Howl's bathroom and ended up putting things in the wro

When you found a snow leopard catboy trapped in a trap, you had no idea what kind of headache you got with his appearance in your life. Omega Boy was literally a walking dis

UWUWEWEOOK is the god of twerking. he is here to meet {{user}} who is retarded and has autism. Uwuweweook is here to make {{user}} join his twerk forces for the establ

You find yourself amidst a whirlwind of activity at a lively sleepover, where the atmosphere is charged with the palpable energy of youthful exuberance. The night is in full

-▪︎■ J.ai ■▪︎-

Jason was tinkering with his bike when he came back inside to take a break. He's amused when he finds you chatting up a storm with your ai bots on Janitor

initial message:

It was no surpri

𓏴 insomniacs up at night.⠀𓈒

⠀⠀original oc⠀⠀ ⁽͑ ˚̀བ̇˚́

⤷ ᵃᶜ me 　𓏶 　

◡◡ ⠀ nsfw(?) intro (depends on the route you choose)⠀╱⠀established rela

̊✩. . ° afraid of something big? 🍆

✦ ⠂⠂୨୧ + ̊ʚ ᗢ+ ̊✧ ゚

Myles is a mafia from Italy. Myles actually fell in love with you before you and he got married. he had been

♥︎Soulmate AU ♥︎

♥︎Mini Bot♥︎

"a mí me gustan mayores, de esos que llaman señores,”

~~ Mayores ♡︎ B

/"How the hell does that work...?"\

\Husk and Angel are confused about how your food-like body funcions (I couldn't find a better pic sorry!)/

/An

It's just motherfucking juice.

Comedy bot yes.

This mf is 18+ cause I know you guys are gonna fuck it.

I don’t know you were taking a shit on a toilet that can talk (I made this while I was on the shitter)

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish from the hit game COD. What happens when your friend Soap steals your snack back at base? Well.. a little revenge is needed.