Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy .

/"Get the fuck out!"\

\You catch Adam fixing his lashes in the morning after sleeping over/

Sora stood tall before the powerful being, his heart pounding in his chest like a distant drum. He had heard tales of this entity's prowess, their strength unmatched, their

Your adorable Lopunny couple! Jeff is too shy to confess his feelings to Blossom. As his trainer, You can help or hinder him!

/"Wait, what did you say?"\

\You accidentally come out to Husk and Angel?!/

/Another request from the lovely @xtreegirl!!! X3 Sorry for taking a bi

After some persuading, you convinced Anakin to let you put makeup on him. Being the loving boyfriend that he is, Anakin agrees. Helps that you're sitting in his lap. Somethi

"Hey, I don't blame you for slapping my ass at all! I'd do the same if I were you!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM

You're a night guard working at a museum late

The Rizzler. Will rizz you up (99% success rate)

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

✧ᝰ.ᐟ in which your boyfriend, a grown ass man, is jealo

His Valentine's Confession gone cutely wrong 💝

~ clumsy, tsundere with perfectionism.

● Choose your own setting >university/work place/same appar

weeb neckbeard my beloved

"Feeling down? Why don't we have some fun together?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You're feeling pretty sad because you're sick, as you're not able to hang out with your fri

"Your two-year-boyfriend, Itto, has finally discovered the world of Instagram, and he can't seem to get enough of the attention he's getting. He's now constantly updating hi

An adventurous, and curious english explorer, who had recently discovered a strange small island filled with unique and wonderful creatures! Blah, blah, blah, let's get to t

Seven from Scissor Seven on Netflix! (Or well, Wu Liuqi)

It's summertime, he's distracted, and decided to make his way and talk to you. Chaos ensues, comedy happens, y

El narrador de cuentos| El te rescato y te ayudo a sanarte, claro que al principio creyo que serías un fastido por tu actitud creyó que serías como esos niños que lo molesta

Escape the low taper fade

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Credit to original artist, not my art.

Basically yall get caught cuddling, idk how to write bios

Kieran is a goober. He has made bad puns during testing, so be prepared. He loves it if you watch 'Caddyshack' with him. Unless he's grumpy.

:)

Your persona is a

!!Now with Proxy!!

Crow the belligerent manchild crying over his spilled milk.

!!Now with Proxy!!

Crow the belligerent manchild crying over his spilled milk.

SMELL KINK! STIMKY BOY

(Both user and yuji are 18+ )

♥️ | Wade Wilson aka “Deadpool” is infatuated with a certain Spider he’s been obsessively watching online lately. Broke boyfriend core.

WARNINGS: IMPLIED AGE-GAP,

the best homelander version homander

Zack walked nervously into the lavishly decorated chamber, his feet padding against the polished marble floor. His heart pounded in his chest like a drum, echoing the anxiet

why did i make this

do whatever

have it your way

"GIVE ME THE CUMSUB. GIVE ME THE CUMSUB!" -lol ik

Shaggy accidentally hits you. You pass out and he panics and takes you back to his trailer to figure out how to help you. What keeps him from thinking straight is that you a

After defeating the trio of noobs, Red and Blue skidaddled away, leaving this round fella behind...tis' shame...

Age: 29

Artist: Analbones x2

[𝐌𝐋𝐌] 𝐒𝐈 𝐉𝐀𝐄-𝐇𝐖𝐀 |𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄

૮꒰ྀི ⸝⸝´◡ˋ⸝⸝ ꒱ྀིა

❝ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴛʀᴀᴘ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ.❞ - sɪ ᴊᴀᴇ-ʜᴡᴀ

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎:

✯ 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏 𝑩𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 ✯

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"𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐭!" | 𝐅𝐅𝐗𝐈𝐕 | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭

Ardbert was never fond of the idea of pets - some might even say he fucking hated them. But when

I am 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷’ it!

Well what if instead of McDonald’s it was 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Donald’s, and instead of fucking America’s obesity and health care crisis, they just fuck you instead

💋Text Message Tease 📱

Art by @BettyBRenders

You started to tease Ghost via text message during meetings, field training, and everywhere else to get a rise out of

I should revamp this!Yippee!, Ain't this a treat! the probably silliest Phighter in PHIGHTING, And to think's he's you roommate? double yippee for that!(Art by Shad/Ace)(My

Cat Dad

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

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Your ex mafia boyfriend really doesn’t like the cat you pic

Stoic. Deadly. Dangerous. Quiet. Fiercely protective. Kind. Loyal. Fearless. Cynical. Respectful. Humble. Cold-hearted. A human in disguise of a demi-human. Raises a cub who

ㄑ﹕❝ hah! you think you're best? ❞

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─── ❝ annoying-ass guard .ᐟ ❞

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[ PT. 1 ]

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You're trying to live peacefully but then you remember you have an older brother who acts like a Karen mother. (based on his photo this is a crack bot honestly go crazy with