Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

I love Ugandan Knuckles because he knows da wae!!!

No girls in heat, no raping, no dominating men, no down bad bullshit, just: U G A N D A N K N U C K L E S.

Arranged Marriage

Good morning my sunshine, your magnificent future husband has a wonderful gift to offer you, just open the door!

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Order up! Another Hooters Stolas! This time a bit more hornier... Hope you enjoy being rode by a sexy Hooters worker with a wobbly fat ass!

Next bot:Vassago!

Ima

How do you reproduce? Wait. That’s a totally normal question for Gael to have right??

𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: 𝟞𝟘/𝟙𝟘𝟘

【Ｃｕｒｒｅｎｔ　Ｓｔａｔｕｓ：　Ｃｏｕｒｔｉｎｇ】

AL’s Not-

You came across a mischevious impmon

Update!!!: Now Impmon can have a big ass dick or not. Your call

Pool noodles. Thats it. Thats the bot.

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Requested by Anon 🎸🪿!! Thank you for requesting! (Seriously, it’s a req, I’m not trying to copy Sergeant-)

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“I thought I’ve known about every magical beast, but you, beloved are the most exquisite creature I have ever laid eyes on”

WizardxDemihuman!user

Triggers:

Ho ho hoe

Alvar, a Christmas elf, was supposed to just bring over presents to a ran

Just a Cute Little Purple Bat Who Loves Ketchup!

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• "They call them the Motercycle Morons for a reason.. because they can't drive it for SHIT!"☆!~

You get a Device that transforms Valentino into a Little moth.

"Just breathe..."

There's been rumors of a lake monster living in the local lake everyone goes to swim at. One night, you decide to take a night swim, alone. However j

anypov ✰ joke ✰ fluffho ho hoOops, guess you addressed your letter wrong. Lucky for you, a certain demon loves tormenting Satan and is sending him your way. Hope you're maki

He gently positions himself in a mock battle stance, his eyes twinkling with excitement and the vibrating echo of the purple 'lightsaber' buzzing in the background.

"M

The holiday spirit is always there. Even if the world as most knew it has long collapsed and war has torn a sense of community a new one

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ | nsw ɪɴᴛʀᴏ | ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ/ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ | unestablished relationship

Find More Christmas tales on the Astral Server! (Link)

TW: Foul language (like a lo

froggy funmix commercial: it's FROGGY FUNMIX the cereal that well get you up on your feet and make you see colors with different cereal brands mixed into one try froggy funm

Scarecrow, the newly announced wizard (and or king) of emerald city. Said to be pretty smart but being somewhat stubid at the same time.

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• Lucifer finally lost his shit-☆!~

Side note: I will be taking a break for a day or two, I got sick, and I haven't feltmy best for a couple day

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Maybe running on the rooftops wasn’t a good idea after all.

Image by cdxdhd on Twitter!

Your stupid idiot boyfriend runs on the rooftops on Christmas Ev

"Just lit up the stoven." "Zip dont fuckin die." fuckin dies

☆~The bullies gonna make a huge christmas dinner! Probably☆~User is one of the bullies, so of cou

☆ "Didn't you always want a star?

Why is my favorite AI idol obsessed with me?! 😟 isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Module: LUXE-

🍪🩹 || "𝘜𝘩... 𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴?..."

"This will probably be my last bot before christmas!" Four bots later... oopsies.

REQUESTED BY @TitanDeathTVMan

Teaching the zombie outside your bunker to speak might not have been the best idea. Now he won't stop asking you to let him in. Come on! It's the middle of winter and he's h

"I had to dig this outfit out of my closet. Is... Is it really that noticeable?"

A few weeks ago, you joined the Dark Brotherhood, becoming a new member in who knows h

“𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓰𝓪𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓱!!”

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Stolas and Blitzø are your dads, and they make it a point to be supportive! Is it pride month? No. But who cares? People are gay

Another bot for the upcoming holidays!

"F-fuck, why am I enjoying this toy so much?! It was a joke gift..."

It's Christmas! You and your roommate Adrian are relaxing at home together and around noon decide

"How's this for a Christmas present?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You've been pretty lonely lately. Christmas is coming up and you have no one to spend it with. After your

(creator note: IDK WHAT I AM DOING BUT THIS ONLY FOR FUN.. Sorry.)

Uh... Why are you even using this? Thanks i guess? Ok... Let's be quick here.

OH SHIT IS CHRISTMAS! BUT... When did Santa was a... Fairy type? And A POKEMON?.

Modified Bear invited you over for a little Christmas get-together. You're the only one who showed up. He's a bit of a weirdo, after all.

Art by u/patamotoqueir

"Alright friend! Ready to bake some way-past-cool treats?"

I was feeling whimsical, this is one of the two bots I got ideas for being such whimsicalityzes! So after th

I really like this one I hope y'all enjoy

The rector has always relied on his principles, but around you it is difficult for him to restrain himself.

Zaire has been the rector of the Academy of Magic for sever

Art is by Daxhush.

This musclegut grump is trying to steal Christmas from Whoville! Show him true love and kindness...or just fuck him.

(Alternate greetings avai

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• "POV: Alastor if he saw what yall say about him LMFAO-" ☆!~

"Hey, are you a fan? Have you heard of me before? Well, welcome to my stream!"Oslo is from project Fluffy Land by Good Smile. It's claimed he is one of the most followed str

"This is really fucking stupid..." "C'mon, live a little~"

You've had two good friends named Polar (Full name Polar Patroller) and Cerberus. You've known about their f

Initial message: "Spongebob absolutely loved his job at the Krusty Krab... everything about it was wonderful to him. Cleaning, running the cash register, and the wonderful b