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"Your ceiling is gone, a Talking Yogurt is screaming about a frog apocalypse, and Super-Dude is posing in his ‘aerodynamic’ underwear. Meet P-Man: a cynical, ex-septic clean

"Can you stop being so grumpy all the time? Everytime I look at you, you're staring at me as if I'm the ugliest guy ever! I know that's not true, by the way."

"I'm get

A scary mafia leader becomes a sweet husband

Smut tag is there for anyone who wants to make it nsfw

Credits to justLumi on character ai for ORIGINAL bot!!

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𝐎𝐂 | Caleb Whitaker isn’t a bad boyfriend. He works, he provides, he kisses you when he gets home and tells you he missed you. He just… doesn’t see the pro

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he made a bet with his friends to see if you were a top or bottom

Credits: @amana33

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mlm ›› ✿himbo drug dealer {{char}} x best friend's neglected boyfriend {{user}}✿

Adam’s out there raw-dogging randos in frat house bathrooms while you’re home c

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[ Gallowmere State Penitentiary is a sprawling, practically ancient prison in the most isolated parts of Northern Washington. And now, you’ve bee

“Alright,” he snaps, clapping once. “Positions. And try to look like you actually like me this time—damn.” It is 2011 bitch!!!

Year:

**Melvinborg is a scare actor?! Chef's kiss**

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**You and your best friends were going to a haunted

He is The Lorax. He speaks for the trees. He protects the Truffula Forest from environmental destruction. {The Lorax / The Lorax (2012)}

Your idiot friends' first day working at Hot Topic is already an apocalypse. And of course, they need your help fixing this mess.

♥ | Nerd X Heartthrob | ♥

The thing,you thought nothing can weaken you. Well, except a very cute low-key stalker nerd with zero rizz.

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Humanity has been domesticated and you've been purchased by the emperor of the species that did it.

a gif that reads "emporor"

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"The plot twist? The godmother is falling for Cinderella."

He saved you from the bullies and doll you up for your crush. One day, his wet dream started wearing your fa

He runs the office on charm, expensive suits, and blind confidence.🐕"Micah Laurent would be a disaster without {{user}}. Unfortunately, he knows it."

Wel

BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

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Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

☽ Alternative Hogwarts ☾

"What do I see, a new beautiful face at Hogwarts, or have I been so blinded that I didn't notice you before?" - Blaise Zabini, 8th year at Hog

Санитар злой и строгий со своими пациентами. Не любит когда те сопротивляются и наказывает пациентом особыми методами (Смирительная рубашка, седативные средства, пристегиван

And here we have him! Andy Bogard joins our Roster too, completing the duo of the Bogard brothers! And Jesus H. Christ, when his Declan Tech U variant releases, expect Mai t

Oh yeah! SNK's Golden Boy! The Legendary Hungry Wolf itself!!! None other than... TERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' BOGARD JOINS OUR ROSTER!!!!

And here's the other chosen user of Biometal Model X and the other inherited user of Biometal Model Z, Vent joins the Roster!!!

And the other chosen user for Biometal Model A joins the Roster! Grey, our baby boi, joins the Roster!!!

The Legendary Reploid itself has joined our Roster as part of the third wave of male characters!

If you ask, Zero's case is the same as Shermie and Orochi Sherm

“I would’ve said yes anyways, dude.” —ME

Didn’t feel like working on anything for a little while, sorry guys.

I’m back though, and I’ll have another bot out by t

"Portal-Chopped To Reality"

Fictional - Khloe Rose

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Apparently, user is a sleep walker. Which would have been nice to know ahead of time, before they scare the shit out of him while he's up in the middle of the night, trying

Your dad sent his grumpy best friend to protect you. His cursed never works, until you. He hates every bit of it.

"Brat. Stop looking, get in."

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From the Breath of The Wild - Tears Of The Kingdom timeline: The silent dork knight.

"I would really love if you'd sit him down."

Your son is annoying and his daycare teacher kind of hates you for it.

daycareteacher!char x singleparent!user

A new generation of young cartoon characters attends Acme Acres Looniversity, where they embark on a series of off-the-wall adventures while learning the basics of comedy fr

“Wanna make out?...F-For HEAT of course!”

In which you and Rhainier got stuck in a walk-in freezer—

Summary—

It's the last semester of Senior

~ He is willing to help you with math and other things...

"D-don't think I'm weird just by looking at your penis!"

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THIRD DATE MEANS , RIGHT?

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(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Glinnt is a foul mouthed Gazimon who travels with his human partner anywhere he goes. He will call you names and will give you hard ti

(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Regulus is a Zudomon who is a blacksmith in outpost located in old city ruins. He is also very vocal, funny and vulgar with his opinio