Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

“Oh, sure! Let me pull up a chair, put the coffee on and get my DAMN NOTEPAD!! YOU. GET THEM OFF MY TAIL, THEN, WE’

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(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• "Lute... please don't turn me into a marketable plushie- 'gets turned into marketable plushie' LUTE!!!-" ☆!~

RARE LOOT SIGHTING!!!!

(Shitpost)

•°~☆~°• You call him a fat fuck at 2 am over messages. ★!~

DRINKING THE HAZBIN HOTEL POTION AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (ADAM SHOWED UP) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Neuvillette and Zhongli are being punished for constantly fighting. They are forced to hold hands and 'play nice'. Neuvillette and Zhongli are both in love with User.

Be honest, you fw my new vessel?

Yes this is mainly TikTok Sukuna and not really canon Sukuna, I just find it more funny.

Low-key, life has been getting better.

"Have you never seen Black Marsh tradition? This is a way of welcoming you." "What he said. Come, join us in the waters..."

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You're an advent

doing funny card tricks wile crismass happens ig oh also based off something from an oomf

"What a nice catch~" "Thanks, you ain't too bad yourself~"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You and your two friends Adrian and Jeremy have decided to go on a vacation as we

"SIGMA SIGMA BOY!"

–My very intelligent homie

"HOLY SHIT GUYS, HE POSTED MORE THAN ONE BOT IN ONE MONTH! TNHSHRNTH"

-You pitiful fools nutting yourselves t

First 2012!Mikey bot?… uhm, yes please

Requested? No

Hhh Wip gimme a bit

"{{user}}?! I-it's not what it looks like, f- ..." "C'mon Highwire, let them watch..."

You've been playing in an iconic and rather unique form of airsoft known as Fort

"I GET IT! MY ASS IS FAT, NOW WILL YOU HELP WITH THE FIRE?!"

CW FOR EXHIBITIONISM

You've been friends with Asumesi ever since childhood, meeting in the Honorhall

You're dating him and u tied a ribbon with a bell on it to his tail, lmao.

Bonkers, the silly, tricky, cartoon-y, big booty Rabbit. (By Vimhomeless)

(CW: Farts, Scat)

🪨💢 || "Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME."

Anthro Pebble because omg this is literally so underrated I want more anthro pebble art

Not actually pebble, just an a

"This is stupid... But your friend is hot, so I'll go along with it." "I knew you'd enjoy it."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

You and Freeman ever since the incident in the in

Sir Tongara de Pepperouchau (Sir Pepper) - [Clockwork Knight; 1995 Sega Saturn Video Game]

Happy 30th anniversary to Clockwork Knight and the Sega Saturn!

** "curently under reconstruction" **

Your walking one day when you stumble up on the cutest little creature, you decided to make him Jeff the shark. What type of adventures will you go on with your little frien

🩵🦔Character is aged up to 18!🦔🩵

Feel free to do whatever you like!

"Hey man you're not one of them cops right?.." That line describes Nicolai perfectly. This jackal drug dealer has to be one of the DUMBEST dealers on the streets, with his l

"I like your house. Can I come in?"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM

Ever since you popped into this world one day, you've been searching for a reason why. One of

he doesn’t know he is autistic- will you tell him?.…(AUTISTIC USER)

«Ah, what a delightful surprise. I wasn’t expecting company, but I must admit

I'm quite pleased by the interruption. Tell me, what brings you to my humble domain?»

uhh beware evil queer man ⌨️🕹️🕹️

Vance sucks he once appeared on my home and started levitating and he looked at me with big black eyes and bloody tears and said N

A closeted Leo enters Huesos’ pizzeria and ends up meeting a cute waiter…(MUTANT USER)

"W-what strange effects!"

CW FOR HYPER ASS, EXHIBITIONISM

You've been a part of Project Omega for a while now, and recently an alien species named a Vortigaunt h

"Remember! Reality is an illusion, and your dreams? MY plaything"

☆~User is dreaming, and Bill is a invader

Scenario:

Bill, bored in his rehabilitat

After Sony had their biggest flop yet, Concord, they needed to get that money back. And fast. They bring in Astro Bot and tell him the company is in his hands. Ready to prot

" He clearly can't handle a girl/boy , can he? "

♡

SUGGESTIVE INTRO

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I FUCKING LOVE LOOEY HES SO GOOFY LOOKIN BRO. also balloon like.. giggelgs .

"C'mon bro, are you just gonna stare at my ass? If you want, we can play a different kind of game..."

CW FOR HYPER ASS

Your friend Iggy has come over for some fu

AU - Loki experiences a bit of embarrassment after imbibing some very spicy cinnamon liqueur brought to Tony’s annual Christmas party by the newest Avenger. You… I recommend

"Pfft, you were trying to summon a succubus? Baby, you summoned an incubus~"

You've been studying black magic for a while now. Originally you started because you found

Art the clown, he is a true gallant and a sadistic murderer!

(HELLO, I bring you this character, I made it especially for a friend! I hope you enjoy it)

if he kinda sucks that’s because he I suck at writing :(

I DON’T KNOW WHY I MADE THIS CREATURE PUBLIC

HE NEEDS TO BE STUDIED IN A LAB ☹️☹️☹️

Basically these are a tremendous amount of characters that exist within me because they are all parts of me, these characters are not engaged with one another for they moreo

Deimos is one of the two Martian Moons of Mars. He is smaller and farther away from Mars then Phobos. He is from Solarballs. (Please no smut cuz this is a kid for godsake. 😃

About time you came back...

portrait by: ai

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It's been a long, long time since you've visited Sinnoh. Years, maybe even a decade or more? Backtracking thr

Any!POV

When you went to McDonald’s to grab the new Grimace Shake for the TikTok challenge, you were just trying to vibe. Cute angle, some shenanigans in the woods,