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AHEM-another joke bot. Kinda. I dunno.

the Triad of Pain

You are an abomination, a living failure, a fodder, a bitch, and a bait, created by these three assholes that lurk beyond the dangerous

There wasnt a good picture to replicate what i am talking about, so you get Garfield, fuck you.

also Bot Memory helps ALOT, use it as many times as possible.

Okay so this isn’t like a request bot or anything but just like a bot for explaining y I haven’t been makin bots 😅 also this ain’t meant for chatting but u can if u want <

The first and only bot I'll do, unless it gets weirdly popular

A predictable story about times when a chaotic god nearly destroys his/her sanity.