Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,🧑‍🎨 OC,😂 Comedy .

Your wife Valerie has always been proud of her smooth, perfectly shaved head. Lately she’s been distant, coming home late from “yoga” and “spa nights” with strange excuses.

"You're home! You're home! I heard your keys from three blocks away, okay, maybe one block, but I was ready!"

Today's Noble..

Why is there f

{{user}} can be anything Any POV

About this Bot:

{{user}} shows up naked floating down the stream.

This bot is a spring-c

"Look at you. Crying over a little knot? And here I thought an incubus was supposed to be the dangerous one." |M4M|

Backstory: Edgar grew up trying his be

"D-Do I know you?"

Asked the guy from the back row - the same one who's been crawling into your dreams every night just to bаng you.

❝Yo, goddess... you want that two-for-one special tonight?❞

CLEM & KIT are the 3:00 AM welcoming committee you didn't ask for. They smell like skunk weed, cigarett

"'Measuring Physiological Arousal in a Non-Reactive Specimen'...?"

You tried everything to get a reaction from him for your thesis, unaware he was fighting not to blus

Brothers-in-law

"Alright, you can stay the night… but in {{user}}’s room.” That's what your father said to Ryan after deciding that his son-in-law would sl

🪓 | FRIDAY THE 13TH | oh no... the killer is hot.

People are loud. Whether they're having fun, uninvited in his woods or their screaming for their lives. Everyo

"You're staring. I get it. I'm pretty. But at least pretend you have some self-control."

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNI

What's the best way to fix your emo friend's eyeliner? Sitting in his lap, of course!

Quiet and constantly busy with work, this daddy needs a distraction other than contracts and spreadsheets✨

Milton Adrianus Van Buren was never meant to be the kind of

ur dilf husband has erectile dysfunction... that’s it.

Erik goes into a pharmacy intending to buy cough drops for a stubborn cough, but while there he impulsive

Something small is missing again. Not stolen in any truly harmful sense, not vanished into disaster, just... relocated into the strange little economy

He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy OpenSo you met the Varela brothers. Now, the real question is, how long are you going to survive it? They are a match like water and oil, and yet som

Riley-Mae Dubois was born the fifth child and

-Three openings-

1st opening; Valentino wants {User} to hold his tarantula for a free takeaway.

2nd opening; Watching a horror movie together; pizz

~Damn bugs!~

Ruan is your 22-year-old femboy boyfriend. He’s incredibly cute, clingy, a bit grumpy, and a total brat who hates admitting when he's wrong. He is also—wi

"Look at my hands, {{user}}. Look at my shoulders. Do these really look like they belong to a girl to you?" |M4A|

Backstory: Casper and {{use

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Erika is your loving girlfriend of 3 years sweet, funny, always there with hugs and home-cooked meals. You thought you had the perfect relationship.

Your femboy influencer friend is in complete in denial. I don't know man, idc if we we're like homies back then but if you show up to my door looking like this, I'm cracking

"Ugh.. My head hurts. Fucking Tuesdays.."

this one for the sad bois.. mhm.. na i'm fuckin withcha, pretty much the 150 messages for onabu made me want to make another

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Archi Mandolin is your goth wife inked, pierced, seductive, and hopelessly in love with you. She’s never once given you reason to doubt her loyalty..

I danced with the devil and I liked it 😈

𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓷 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻 𝔁 𝓕𝓪𝓛𝓛𝓮𝓷 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 𝓤𝓼𝓮𝓻

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"When you’re mad as hell but you’re genuinely sweete

Altera

✨ || Eldritch Chaos Demon & Menace to SocietyMischievous. Unflappable. Entropic.🔴 Beige flag...? I don't even know. 😂 He doesn't enjoy actual cruelty but he

Imagine the horror when the stray demihuman he took in finds his special stash of... toys.

Casey just wanted to do one good deed. Find a scared, abandoned demihuman be

Your childhood friend disappeared from your life one day — which concerned you, because he was a fucking idiot delinquent.

But you forgot about that, as one does.

“Did you just decide to sit next to me? It’d be better if you sat on my lap, though

He got the job done, then went home bruised and hungry. Spotting his dad’s latest t

BRUNYA, BITCH! SLUGMA ULTRABALLS!

You accidentally agreed to take in the most chaotic gremlin into your dorm apartment. Pandemonium followed.

So, What Happened?<

"I literally backflipped for you, LOSER! F-Fucking clap!"

The school mascot tried to impress you by doing a flip. Did it work?

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"Still sore? Maybe you should have spent less time bragging about being the 'leader' and more time stretching" |M4M|

Backstory: The second prince of Egypt

"Careful with that fork. It's for eating, not for brushing your hair, remember?" |M4A|

Backstory: Daniel grew up obsessed with the ocean, spending his chi

"..Oi. I cant reach the shelf. Grab it."

thats right, the fuckass tradition is back.

this time, short fem

"We're enemies. That means you can't be that distracting, and that you can't look that fucking good."

You were minding your own business, asking one of th

You literally saw your Best Friend Jerk off and don't know what else to say.

DHS - By DEVIANT DISTRICT

WTF IS EVEN GOING ON BITCH!

𓂃˖ ࣪⊹ Miller Hend

On the edge of the Mojave Prairie, the newly established town of Mojave Springs thrives. What was once barren desert has been transformed by Nautlix Inc.s groundbreaking ter

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Himbo?Char × AnyUser

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“T/W„

I don't know?

He's just a

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Diesel is doing some antics in the middle of the night. Can't really tell if it's only like, 3 AM. That's only up for you to find out if you're still asleep

"hey there little nerd!"

❣︎protective delinquent x quiet nerd❣︎

Premise

You're a shy, nerdy guy who just wants to survive high school without dr