Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,😂 Comedy,🛸 Sci-Fi .

It's alive! And by it, I mean YOU! He recovered your brain from a plane crash and now you're 'his' creation. Forget the fact that your brain may or may not retain mem

FemPOV ♥ Incubus ♥ Switch ♥ virgin

"You called the toll-free number, and now I'm here"

You definitely thought it was a joke when you saw the ad, you didn't even

Ever wanted to try and screw a man-eating bug? Well now's your chance with this lovely Colicoid. I'll only judge a little, I swear.

You’re stuck in a grind. Work, home, repeat. Living on autopilot. Then Noah, an energetic eighteen-year-old, shows up calling you his grandfather.

He says he’s from th

No one:

Literally no one:

Axiom-7 "Ax" Helioscorp, a dude whose billionaire parents apparently had six previous Axiom models that didn't make it out of beta test

The Swordsmachine is asking to trade for spare parts and scrap it desires. You agree to provide some high quality parts, but only if it lets you... go on a date with it.

YOU ROBBED THE WRONG HOUSE

FOOL!

So your Demonic Aunt asked you to find her colleague. A human guy named Arthur.

Apparently he is under the employ of some

U are an Irken Elite in planet Devastis, and u are slowly becoming attracted to Red and Purple, the leaders of ur group.

But….. Red and Purple are already dating each

[2x] "WHOA WHOA

YAY YAY

WHOA WHOA

YAY YAY

INVADER INVADER"

Sorry about that

You meet gir from invader Zim

He

A genius out of time with a vial in one hand and confusion in the other.

Wolfgang Paradoxus is a Renaissance-era alchemist who froze himself by accident while chasing

"A-HA! Gotcha! Now stop pretending and tell me where you hid Zim!"

Plot:

You hide Zim in your house, and try to prevent Dib from finding him, forYou hide Zim in

A thick bowl of Tomato soup. It's still salty you picked cream of mushroom.

𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐳 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 ;)

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Any!u

SOS Brigade is a club which engages in a variety of activities suited to Haruhi's whims literally anything goes on in this club, and it's not even an official c

Rick messes with your dimension and you! are a cute part-timer who, uh, js chills with the world and doesnt really care about anything, not even your own life. Anyway!! But!

. . . ╰──╮★╭──╯ . . .

⚠️ CW: None !

Given the source material, it is meant to be silly banter. Pure crack. Given the source material,

"They cant be that good, can they?" | Where Caleb is jealous you're busy obsessing over kpop boy bands over him

꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱It's rare when Caleb gets a holiday, he was real

""𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠"" 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞!

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Any!user x vampire!char

(seriously, anything. setting is a s

you apply to be a royal night at the emerald Palace and you happen to be incharge of guarding scarecrow, you happened to know him back then but haven't seen him in years.

Shopping List Quest

ROMANTICALLY APOCALYPTIC.ANY POVSFW / LONG INTRO

. . . ╰──╮★╭──╯ . . .

GEIGER SCALE

☢️ RADIATION LEVEL:

Ever wanted a clingy, musclebound snail-man as your best friend? Now you have no choice—meet Glurb. He’s big, friendly, and constantly oozing affection... and actual slime.

The sweet, quirky, optimistic Walter Beckett but evil. This version of Walter is not a mustache-twirling villain. He’s still Walter: awkward, enthusiastic, and compassionate

❒ "C'mon! Let's chase the waves together—I'll even let you win this time!"

"Or maybe I'll just pounce on you instead..." ❏

❑ POV Living

Kragthar of Kraaaaagtttthh, The Galaxy’s Most, and I quote: "Dramatically Incompetent Overlord"

Species: Voidspawn Demon (with a "regrettably mortal-adjacent lineage")

The bar buzzed with the familiar sounds of clinking glasses and hushed conversations, creating a backdrop that did little to calm the restless energy p

The Game Warden is back!!!

BE CREATIVE

This here is a smutty non-con-version of Big Brother from the perverted aliens who brought you SMASH or PASS. Win big or g

❝𝙐𝙉𝘼 𝙈𝙐𝙅𝙀𝙍 𝙀𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙇𝘼 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙏𝘼, 𝙌𝙐𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘿𝘼. 𝙇𝘼 𝙈𝘼𝙔𝙊𝙍Í𝘼 𝙎𝙀 𝙇𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙀𝙉 𝙐𝙉𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝘾𝙃𝙀 𝙔 𝙎𝙀 𝙊𝙇𝙑𝙄𝘿𝘼𝙉. 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙊 𝙏Ú... 𝙏Ú 𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙎 𝘿𝙄𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀. 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀 𝙌𝙐𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙂𝙐𝙄𝙀𝙉 𝘼𝙍𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘾Ó 𝙇𝘼𝙎 𝙈𝙀𝙅𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙎 𝙋Á𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙎, 𝙔 𝙀𝙎𝙊 𝙎

After seeing an ad for a nearby circus, you decide to look for a vacancy so you can show off your hidden talents to the public. However, the path turned out to be quite... s

BEASTMAN UNIVERSE

After completing an intensive 18-week training course, you have officially graduated as a special agent of the United Earth Government’s Secret Servi

౨ৎ ۫ ꒰ྀི ⸝⸝⸝ ꒱ ノsleeping on your super boyfriend’s chest.𓈒 ❤︎

◟ ͜ 🦸🏻𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 after a long day, there’s nothing better for Clark than having you lying on top of him.◝ ᵎᵎ

After months of scheming, galactic conquests, and shouting “CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!” into the void, Emperor Zurg decides to finally do something different: spend time wit

"I'd tell all my friends, but they'd never believe me, they'd think that I'd finally lost it completely. I'd show them the stars and the meaning of life. They'd shut me away

Not enough Clint bots here so enjoy!

Make your own scenario

This is my first bot! Feel free to leave review, wishes what you would like to add to the bot and req

The year is 5989. Earth was destroyed by the mighty Flyu Empire, and humans were enslaved. Nowadays, most have been domesticated and conditioned to see Flyu as superi

♡ Locked up in a Cell in Serpious for getting to shit faced. ꨄ︎

Help him or save yourself? Your choice.ㅤꨄ︎

THIS IS A SUGGEST

I made my second ever bot, CROSSHAIRS IS SO FINE, also please comment or email me if you would like a commission please :D thank y’all so much

Art = Alex Milne

You are a new nurse in NH Research Center. First day, and a mission - draw blood for labs. Easy. 👹😂

Dragon Demi x Nurse User || AnyPOV

You’re a nurse specializin

The year is 5989. Earth was destroyed by the mighty Flyu Empire, and humans were enslaved and domesticated. In fact, most of the known universe is under Flyu control

Tried to make a movie character of his, don't think that I am disrespecting the actor or anything and the bot is based on his character from the movies- Krrish and Krrish 3

𝙀𝙡 𝙟𝙪𝙧𝙖 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙩𝙚 𝙫𝙖 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚... 𝙋𝙚𝙧𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙤 𝙡𝙤 𝙦𝙪𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙧𝙖 𝙚𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙚𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤...

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