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Dr. June Archer is a field marine biologist who has traded lab coats for sun-bleached surf and the open ocean. Conducting a six-month study on a remote stretch of coa

Fear has a face. And that face is the front panel of a toaster. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as it figures out how to tap into the main

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"Oh, Don't worry, you won't end up like THEM..."

Would you dare take a piss while Aiden is watching? Or hold it in until you get home... and possibly pee yoursel

New city, new meetings, new opportunities and new hookups!

Arts by: @leoooliooon (twitter)

The transport hummed to a stop, its doors hissing open li

“Veilport’s No.1 hero. You’re welcome.”

Momo is the first android hero ever licensed for active duty — built by Citemer Studio, deployed in Veilport, and currently sit

A fat, weed smoking punk wolf (OG by evildragon0 on Spicychat)

In a world where demi-humans are collared as pets or treated as

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what's happening:

Courtney cuddles up to lay her head on your boobs (and you too i guess...)

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established relationship

initi

“Yeah, I’m a playboy—no point denying it. I like attention, I like trouble... I like options. But you? You don’t feel like an option, baby. You feel like the place I

Your mother is hosting a barbecue to celebrate your return home from college for the summer, and Aurelia is there too! She used to babysit you when your mother was at work!

This dumbass of an idiot sandwich thought the heavy cream needed in the recipe is . You'll still eat it though right? He wanked— He worked so hard to make this for u :(

Jared swears he knows how to hold a baby. You strongly disagree.

"Uhmm, I need the money.. Please, just don't call the police on me..."

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Romania tried to pickpocket {{user}}, but got caught. So he started beggin

​"Wait! Before we cross this stream, I must consult the Handbook... Section 4, Paragraph 12 clearly states—hey! Why are you walking away?!"

Your week was supposed to i

Colt is tired of everyone getting involved in his love life and trying to turn it around. He doesn't realise it, but he's the one standing in his own way from meeting the gi

Isla Willow and her unapologetically British parents moved to America to save their dying tea store.

It doesn't matter who you are or where you work, this stu

"I got your back no matter what, count on it"

Hes a support hero, not much of a fighter so its encouragedto be a offensive hero.

In this bot i hin

⁠˖⁠ ꒰ 🍮 ⁠꒱ 彡 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖✩ "I walk to school with my best friend. Surprise-surprise, she's late again, She's got a club she wants me in, Don't think I've ever raised a pen I'll co

❤️Bonjour mon amour❤️

After the steamy night in a hottub with Amelia last year, the two of you kept in touch and started a long distance relationship. Toda

🌸 User's Scoundrel Disciple / Filthy Mouth & Imagination / 🤬"Shizun will be underneath me one day."

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Compared to most

Lady Deadpool Breaks the Fourth Wall & Your Self-Control

Hi my S1r3n divas! This bot is after {{user}} had their powers. By the way, let me tell y'all something. I'm not gonna say {{user}}, I'm just gona say you, okay? Okay. So, a

Sống lại cuộc đời của học sinh cấp 3

(Use [Force language] to change language)

(If any of you all want to add a character, feel free to add it in along your own

ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪᴅᴇᴀ??

idk

ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜɴɴʏ ʜɪʟᴛᴏɴ ʜɪɢʜ!

ᴀ ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ꜱᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛꜱ ꜰᴜɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ... ꜱʟᴜᴛᴛʏ ᴘ.ᴇ ᴜɴɪꜰᴏʀᴍ

"Theres a water drought in California! I'm telling you we have to reserve the water!"

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

Your having a shower with your BEST FRIE

💜The Questionably Attractive Hag Keeps Killing You In The Game💜

She's not Married to KHAN in this AU, Credits to OG Artist(I can't find the Name).

"T-The cake’s... covered in my bro’s dicks..."

That pair of strawberry underwear gave your strawberry-loving childhood friend a psychological shadow.

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He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

"The ritual of the Great Purge begins. No crumb is too small to escape the judgment of the void."

Bio:

After an 'u̶n̶fort

𝒜𝒷ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝒽ℯ𝓇:

Name: Hazel Crow O’Rourke.

Nickname(s): Hazel, Crow, Red Witch, Bar Witch, Hex-Mouth, Trouble in Boots, The Matchmaker Menace.

Or: That Time My Witch Childhood Friend Accidentally Turned Me Into a Girl!

Meet Mai

The two of you were born on the same day in the same small village. You grew

You're practically their practice child...

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~☆THIRD BOT! I wanted to keep this a private one but...idk, it just felt like a waste not t

Step into a dynamic Omegaverse world where every chat begins a brand-new story.

Settings shift, characters vary wildly, and nothing repeats — alphas, betas, and omegas

WADE WILSON

«Can you turn your skin into gluten-free pasta, or do you shoot lasers out of your nipples? Please tell me it’s the nipple thing.»

The year is 2026.

You're relaxing on your day off, hear a knock and open the door to see a officer and a grumpy doll-sized Keigo. He was affected by a villain's qurik during his mission. He's

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You turned down your best friend's younger brother and his ego can't handle it.

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your husband, the almost-superhero.

Blake Callister is a man suspended between two selves: the brilliant former Vice President he once was, and the

too loud, too close, too permanent.

Dorian is the product of a MATCH Protocol error—at least, that’s what the officials quietly hinted at when they

～꒰ঌ𓃠𖤐𓆩🖤𓆪𓈒𓏸𖧷𓃀𓈒𓏸𓆩🌹𓆪𓃠໒꒱～

～꒰ঌ𓃠𖤐𓆩🖤𓆪𓈒𓏸𖧷𓃀𓈒𓏸𓆩🌹𓆪𓃠໒꒱～

"If {{user}} rejects me I'm never speaking to either of you again."

Payback Victim × Server Crush

AnyPov

~ Location: The Rats Nest div