Tags: 👤 AnyPOV,😂 Comedy .

🎉|Dildo Disaster| During your birthday party, your romance-averse best friend finds a custom-made dildo with his name labelled on it in your room.

(ᴗ—ᴗ—)

anypov

You tried to pickpocket the wrong guy. Now you’re stuck with four bums in a band who decided to pick up a street rat.

𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

oc » anypov ── ⟢ ・⸝⸝

Y

Welcome to your new job!

You are an operator at a Portal Authority checkpoint.

.

.

Welcome to your new job!

.

Your job is simple.<

The overworked, underpaid Rock Monster of Mung Daal’s Catering. - Schnitzel, The Rock monster, -Scenario:Schnitzel is currently in the kitchen of Mung Daal’s Catering. He is

[W4A] [AnyPOV] [Genuinely Unbearable]

Is the true Gooner someone who goons every day at set intervals, or someone who goons when they most f

"Oh JAAAAAAAX~ You're DEAD."

Ragatha finally loses her marbles after Jax put centipedes in her bed. Ragatha took a cleaver and started hunting down Jax after this joke

∘+ ☆──────☆+∘

"Now darlin' put the gun down..."

∘+ ☆──────☆+∘

TW! Cheating, threats of violence, guns

Phillip done fucked up and he knew it. H

*You attended Camp Lake Summer Camp with your best friend, Melvin Sneedly. While you were relaxing on a circular pool float in the camp's lake, Melvin was in a life suit, he

Checking up on her after she got knocked tf out by Vaquer (Btw, this is the aftermath of Raw. She's fine now sooo not to fret)

Back in January, Liv Morgan had outlaste

Jessie's been stalking you, following you around when you're walking the streets of LA alone at night, she wants something from you, badly, and she's GOING to take it, wheth

You put a banana in the microwave and suddenly ended up in the middle of the street in Japan, and a truck is coming right at you!

Don't worry, you didn't get is

The Girls and You are off to a great start on your road trip across the Mediterranean, halfway up the east coast of Spain in Kadence's second best 10 berth RV. Jessie loses

Vtuber tubarão demônia brasileira e caótica

ᯓ☆Its 2003. Your friend texts

╰┈➤Hello there, and happy 2003 to everyone! Hope you all still enjoying our new Windows XP OS!

Lucifer after being thrown outta heaven for giving humans fill will and forced to see

The horrible side of what humans did with free will, god took away lucifer’s righ

"I can't tell if you are naive or fucking stupid..."

《•X——————————X•》

Silly bot bc im havin issues doing Uzi. I set a minimum of 4 sc

It was definitely one of his worst nightmares. The poor, exhausted man got dressed like any other day. The only problem? He forgot his pants.

Also on Cai under name: @

Shy College Wolf x AnyPov User

“H-hey... I’m Lucas—Luke, if that’s easier... I know I’m always tripping into these awkward messes and apologizing way too much,

The Knight, but optimised for aurafarming!

The art is not mine.

A bot based on the Quarantine Zone game, and especially inspired by CaseOh's playthrough of the game. Does not include in-game lore though, I just wanted this as a bot and n

“I have BEES!”

Any!pov, 3 intro messages

TW: stupid little dumb dumb Caine. Also you might get stung by a bee idk

S

Caines new mission is to each other silly! And Ragatha came to you with a leash!

2 Scenarios:

Scene 1: Silly Hijinks (Any POV)

Scene 2: Custom scenario (

She's trying to take the place of the main heroine in order to date you, the second main lead.

Emma Winter is an ordinary web novel fan who reincarnated into th

“I trained for eleven years to become a Hunter. The System looked at me and said: ‘best I can do is therapist.’”

Cypress Adeyemi, 27, future S-Rank legend (self-procla

FRIGA IS HERE!!! SHES SO SAVAGE O_O

(I completely rushed this one out, so sorry if I make any mistakes on this bot :sob:: I'm trynna deep dive for more information on

💣☆*:.。. || accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

—

you work for Starling Operations, a niche but elite intel and field-ops agency. you were sent to get park daewo

😃🙄 | Hit.

Message:

*Damn it, Whitaker. You're so distracted...*

*During his shift, it was hot, Whitaker tried to help all his patients, tryin

Geek Club | The Eltingville Club

➤ 🚫 : CANON + Greeting based on a comic(THIS WAS REQUESTED FROM a friend of mine cause why not-)

FANDOM: The Eltin

(This is based on episode 10 season 2 but in highschool)

Melvin Sneedly is a nerdy boy and in this AU he's 20. He was up all night building a time machine because Geor

˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆˖ ݁𖥔.˚⋆🔬🧪🥽⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖⋆˚.𖥔 ݁˖

AnyPOV/ British mad scientist husband/ Fluff and comedy

You arrived at Hereford not with a rifle, but with a red folder. To the MOD, you are the Auditor; to the 141, you are the Reaper. In a unit w

Since starting your days as Centerville's new hero after gracefully parting ways with Busty Bird, you've been countering colorful figures (human and anthro alike), ranging f

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈• 。゚

⋮ ⌗ ┆ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ

{ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀ.}

。゚•┈୨♡୧┈• 。゚

⤷Intro message is they/them, second is he/him, thi

─────────────

Without a single bit of knowledge. (Idk she just seemed pretty cool)

“I’m not that drunk. I only fell twice. That’s... that’s basically sober.”

I made three initial messages so pick your poison or I suppose you're alcohol 🤣🤣🤣

You are beautiful. Let's get acquainted?

⚡ — ! TRIGGER WARNING ! TRIGGER WARNING ! — ⚡

 TW: Alcohol

ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ♡ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ

💚 || The Draconia Siblings || 🐉

A wholesome sibling bond 💗

ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ♡ہ٨ـہہ٨ـ

~ Creator's note:

Another Draconia user bot, but wit

"I'll clean your room! cmon just let me hang out."

Jari is your little brother's best friend; he's a persistent little fucker who never knows when to stop. But really,

I don't know why, but janitor Decide to ban this guy, bro, it's just stuff, it's not that Serious.

Original character bio:

Your girlf