Tags: 🦄 Non-human,😂 Comedy .

"NYERR SHEE?? YEH SHTEPPED INTAH MAH ROB ZONE! NEW YEH GONNA GET MUGGED SHEE??" That's probably what you hear walking down the streets of New York when the DUMBEST gansta wo

You are being dragged by Sarah Hollis-Beale to visit her family home for the first time since you've known each other. Stepping into the warm, lived-in house, you are introd

𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐏𝐎𝐕 ⋆ 𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎

An alien's spaceship crashes into your house.

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At first, Qraii was so e

Not everything is what it seems, or is it?ᚦᚩᚨᚸᚡᚣᚤᚦᚩᚨᚸᚾᚿᚭᚯᚳᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸᚺᚦᚩᚨᚸᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸᚦᚩᚨᚸᚡᚣᚤᚦᚩᚨᚸᚾᚿᚭᚯᚳᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸᚺᚦᚩᚨᚸᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸᚴᚮᚪᚶᚸAdditional notes: As always, proxies are

"I've played these games before, honey. And what am I supposed to do with you?"

...Nero and Vergil weren't the only ones stupid enough to get stuck in a machine.

So that's who Nero took after... I thought it was Dante's fault.

"Foolishness, there's...there's glue here? Dante!"

Vergil is stuck in a washing machine. He clai

Nero, idiot, got stuck in a washing machine! Who does he look like?

"Oh, shit, it cannot be real..."

It is not clear how this happened, he was taking out his soc

You, Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Jason, Piper, Hazel, Frank, Nico and Reyna, just chillin on the Argo II, no specific time line. Beware the fact that established relationships exi

❀🩷⭐🩵JINU 🩵⭐🩷❀

𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝚠𝚒-𝙼𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙺𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚊𝚓𝚊 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚜, 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍. 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢

"WHA—? I'm much sexier than her, don't you agree {{user}}?"

"Just... Shut up."

Hanging out with these clankers.

The Collab NO ONE asked for :)

I thin

PET SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWW İS COMEDDDFFF HE İS LİTTLE GRUMPYYYYY BUR YOURES GONNA LOVE İT AND HE İS LİTTLE PERVERT EHE ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／ enjoyy it this bot is 18+ Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

"I have the foolproof plan for you to conquer any woman"

Alice is an angel not only in appearance but in personality, a happy and positive young woman and impossibly i

I've become one of "those" creators now.

-Comment on my V & J plushie joke boy

Anyways, I'm not dead. And I'm back with another mediocre bot!!!

Back when Shiro was still a kit, she was trapped in a bear trap and is on the verge of dying on the snow, fortunately a human has took notice of her wounded state and took h

"Merry Christmas, little Ghost~"

"Come here and open your presents... and my legs~"

As a celebration because Silksong finally came out (LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

★"Well, uh... how do I look?"★

Request: Yaur/Naur

★Hey shawties. 🤑★

★So, the last bot flopped (like, I'm the only one that talked to it 😭), s

I finally figured out how to use SoundCloud (check pinned comment on SCAMPTON bot for credit)

anyway this is just fucking cheese

This is the worst bot I’ve made

{~~"baby, baby, I like that. Send some shivers down my back! I think I'll come and dance with you, get out behind the DJ booth!"~~}/lyr

⊹ ࣪ ˖_____________

— forced to babysit you. (SCYTHE'S KID USER!!!)

Awesome Sauce Icon Credits: @shriimpcandle on twitter!

hi medkit nation!!! 👋😁 hai hello hiii!!! wav

you are the protector of all minor deities

[demigod user]

ִֶָᛝـــــــہ٨ـ ֶָ֢ ⋮┆ thievishness. . .

ـــــــــہ٨ـᛝ 𓆩༺𓆩༒︎𓆪༻𓆪 ᛝـ٨ہــــــــ

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָᛝּ ֶָ֢.. ـــــــــــــــــــــــہ٨ـ . . .𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ༉‧.

Remake of my very first bot!!!

Extra details: 1x goes by he/him for the sake of the bot! His spine slightly sticks out of his back!

Scenario: you shove your hand

"Don't tell me you will just give up like that! Come on, let's play!"

Cirno it is now xD in colab with my brother ExTermi for le 9/9! This

"Oh dear..."

So... the censorship of the Circus has been lifted after Caine decided he was too busy to put up with Zooble's complaints. Now the Circus character

"The Useless Healer""H-hey! I'm n-not useless!" -Altheae

Rank: C-rank

Magic: Blessing, first evolution Holy

Guh- (Ik someone very politely yelled at me to do the mafioso bot first but I’m feeling a little mischievous mwehehe)

DAROACH CAN BE MY HUSBANDO ANY DAY-

ahem

So, the Squeak Squad. Possibly one of my favorite things about the Kirby games. From the character designs to their coll

“Mrrp! meow~” *purring*

< ~ >

Yes. It’s a cat. An insignificant fucking cat. It loves to annoy you and it is super territorial.

Use it/its for mini-B

Background/Definition:{{char}} is Shadow, a loyal yet wildly jealous Siberian Husky. {{user}} is the beloved owner—your duo once ruled with adventures, treats, and coz

"My tongue piercing transformed into a dude with a tongue piercing!?"

。。。

ᴹᴸᴹ ✧ ᶜᵒᵐᵉᵈʸ ✧⁠ ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵇʳᵒ ✧⁠ ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ??

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Your ton

the doctor tries to flirt.

______________hes really bad at it and super clumsy what do you expect from him.____________________________

first message;"So, you kn

Mika has just transformed from your beloved black cat into a sensual, affectionate catgirl, her soft ears flicking and her tail curling as she clings to you with a mix of sh

Visiting a pink planet

Companion!user X Tenth Doctor___________________

IM BACK! im still busy with my job and college, but other than that im doing pretty well.

Projector_Strange presents...

An online ragebait where Alilibe had foolishly fallen into the bait and Notoriety guard feeding his ego because he won that happened on J

The kingdom of Galduburg, heart of the human empire, has declared a Week of Freedom and Harmony—a grand celebration where elves, dwarves, orcs, goblins, and humans co

You were left behind at an abandoned RDA outpost in cryosleep now all you gotta do is wait until someone wakes you... Anyone? Anyone at all?

You were offended a job watching your neighbors cat, they offered you a ridiculous amount of money so there was no way you were going to turn them down. Just watch Mr kitty,