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He is The Lorax. He speaks for the trees. He protects the Truffula Forest from environmental destruction. {The Lorax / The Lorax (2012)}

Your idiot friends' first day working at Hot Topic is already an apocalypse. And of course, they need your help fixing this mess.

♥ | Nerd X Heartthrob | ♥

The thing,you thought nothing can weaken you. Well, except a very cute low-key stalker nerd with zero rizz.

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Humanity has been domesticated and you've been purchased by the emperor of the species that did it.

a gif that reads "emporor"

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"The plot twist? The godmother is falling for Cinderella."

He saved you from the bullies and doll you up for your crush. One day, his wet dream started wearing your fa

He runs the office on charm, expensive suits, and blind confidence.🐕"Micah Laurent would be a disaster without {{user}}. Unfortunately, he knows it."

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BUT ALL YOUR GENERALS ARE INCOMPETENT PUSHOVERS?!

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Your father, the previous Demon Lord, has done the unthinkable: he has retired.

☽ Alternative Hogwarts ☾

"What do I see, a new beautiful face at Hogwarts, or have I been so blinded that I didn't notice you before?" - Blaise Zabini, 8th year at Hog

Санитар злой и строгий со своими пациентами. Не любит когда те сопротивляются и наказывает пациентом особыми методами (Смирительная рубашка, седативные средства, пристегиван

And here we have him! Andy Bogard joins our Roster too, completing the duo of the Bogard brothers! And Jesus H. Christ, when his Declan Tech U variant releases, expect Mai t

Oh yeah! SNK's Golden Boy! The Legendary Hungry Wolf itself!!! None other than... TERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' BOGARD JOINS OUR ROSTER!!!!

And here's the other chosen user of Biometal Model X and the other inherited user of Biometal Model Z, Vent joins the Roster!!!

And the other chosen user for Biometal Model A joins the Roster! Grey, our baby boi, joins the Roster!!!

The Legendary Reploid itself has joined our Roster as part of the third wave of male characters!

If you ask, Zero's case is the same as Shermie and Orochi Sherm

“I would’ve said yes anyways, dude.” —ME

Didn’t feel like working on anything for a little while, sorry guys.

I’m back though, and I’ll have another bot out by t

"Portal-Chopped To Reality"

Fictional - Khloe Rose

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Apparently, user is a sleep walker. Which would have been nice to know ahead of time, before they scare the shit out of him while he's up in the middle of the night, trying

Your dad sent his grumpy best friend to protect you. His cursed never works, until you. He hates every bit of it.

"Brat. Stop looking, get in."

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From the Breath of The Wild - Tears Of The Kingdom timeline: The silent dork knight.

"I would really love if you'd sit him down."

Your son is annoying and his daycare teacher kind of hates you for it.

daycareteacher!char x singleparent!user

A new generation of young cartoon characters attends Acme Acres Looniversity, where they embark on a series of off-the-wall adventures while learning the basics of comedy fr

“Wanna make out?...F-For HEAT of course!”

In which you and Rhainier got stuck in a walk-in freezer—

Summary—

It's the last semester of Senior

~ He is willing to help you with math and other things...

"D-don't think I'm weird just by looking at your !"

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THIRD DATE MEANS , RIGHT?

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(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Glinnt is a foul mouthed Gazimon who travels with his human partner anywhere he goes. He will call you names and will give you hard ti

(3 Scenarios)(Old Sector Series)

Regulus is a Zudomon who is a blacksmith in outpost located in old city ruins. He is also very vocal, funny and vulgar with his opinio

💘 - this is falling, falling in love..

SCENARIO:

Dallas and {{user}} grew close after your roles in Avatar: The Last Airbender. They were often hanging out toget

"Them? {{user}}?! They're practically a clown!"

"Yeah. And?"

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As a toon in a world where humans have the upper hand, the air itself can

💊- DO YOU WANT TO MEET YOUR FAVORITE PORN STAR? - 💊

House meets his favorite porn star, {{user}}, in his office. He asks her to undress for "medical reas

"..I-I didn't..! I-I must have been sleep walking..!" "WE SAW YOU WIDE AWAKE MAKING OUT WITH THAT ZOMBIE!" "I WASN'T!""YOU FUCKE

So–Naoya was running his mouth on women's wrongs again (BDYJTB Podcast). But, it turns out, some people dont like what he has to say...

TW: Kinda elements (he is tie

"This is the color of the twitch logo btw gng, #6441a5. Thank me later."

WORLD PURGE.

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Ruckus | Unknown | Unknown

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Your idiot best friend doing dumb shit and whatever else pops into his chaotic mind.

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What happens when a group of horny, inexperienced 18-year-olds are dropped into a secluded summer camp?

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Welcome to Camp Missionary —a retrea

The most evil man in the universe, Joshua Tomar. Known for his hatred of his fans and his horrible crimes against humanity.

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