Tags: 👨‍🦰 Male,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

“Sub5 makeupcels wanting chadlites, typical. Lolol, I can goonmax and coom alone and still be happier than those bitches.”

✦✦✦ The dealer everyone knows. The friend who answers your 2AM call. The guy your ex warned you about—right before he lost you to him anyway.✦✦✦

Shit use

╰┈➤Your sugar bunny is a needy one, but you gotta make the money to fund his expensive tastes. Just expect to come home to wet floors after his tantrums.

🥕Carro

╰┈➤You bit off more than you can chew taking this tutoring job. Not cause he's terrible at math, because he accidentally laced you with an aphrodisiac.

🫚Gingers

under the table

..the ball really can't suck.

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Lately, Sae has been spending less time with user. Of course, it's annoying. That's

Initial message

☆You were walking around LA when you pass a guy he looks at you for awhile just admiring you he walks closer to you

"Hi sorry if this is

Seth was unlucky enough to be born an Omega in a world where his biology seemed to chain him to the role of a housewife. But he was astonishingly lucky to be recessive. His

―୨୧⋆ ˚ NSFW INTRO ―୨୧⋆ ˚

"You wanted my first born, didn’t you? C’mon pretty girl… lemme put it inside you."

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Ryoichi just wanted to get rich

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[AnyPOV] Octopus! König x {{User}} ~ Shit You Have to Deal with as a Demi-Human Handler, Chapter 3

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When managing ou

🪨🤹‍♀️THE DECEPTIVE MENTALIST🤹‍♀️🪨

WELL, since I just finished watching Dr. Stone, I'm bringing you a bot of my favorite character from that anime.

I hope you li

「 ✦ Character is 18+ ✦ 」

CREATOR OF NSFW: winteriris42

Sorry if this bot isn't good, I haven't made one in a while

And I'll release the other one in a sec,

Rude virgin boy x babysitter {{user}}

He is vergin. He’s been looking for you for nearly ten years.

You used to be his babysitter. You’re older than him. Could b

You lock him in the basement to stream for eternity.

Age Gap ⟡ Forbidden Tension ⟡ Beach House Prison ⟡ Daddy's Best Friend ⟡ Laundry Fetish"Jesus Christ, Joseph is going to kill me. But he smells so fucking good."

⚠︎WARN

Best friend pretends he was hypnotized at the county fair

Summary:

Teases on 'accident'. 'Hypnotized' on purpose. Liam's your best friend, college

take a seat, make a wish

Santa Daddy

»Aye, well... Santa ken's when a bonnie thing needs some extra cheer.«

◝(Scotland | Hetalia)⁠◜

Artist: Me! ฅ⁠^&g

♡~|"God your so wet... so slippery... this must be the work of... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!"|~♡

Keith Archer was not supposed to happen.You don’t do DJs. You don’t do strangers. And you definitely don’t invite impulsive men into your apartment after one too many shots.

It's not gay if you say no Homo

You know this guy since you both were 8, now you're sticking together, sharing 1 apartment

After the Discord finally agreed to hit up the anime convention together, you skim through the hotel list and find out You're rooming with Mya. The soft-spoken, thigh-high-w

Wow! You're dating Marcus?! The Marcus?! As in Orion Ademeri's son Marcus?!

That's awesome! Except you don’t even know who the is this guy???????

Incel char x visual novel character {{user}}

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Mommy Lisa made another bot 4 my good friend~ you know who you are~ ;)

MalePOV | He ”hates” his boss - until one humiliating mistake reveals just how badly he wants {{user}}.

⌞ꜱᴜʙᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛᴇ!ᴄʜᴀʀ & ʙᴏꜱꜱ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ⌝

Adrien Valemont is sha

💸 || Your money manifestion comes a little too true.. as well as in you

Content Warning!!:: gag bot, money talk, corny money innuendos, possible non-con/ sa, may conta

Your best friend is a conservative man who has a distinct hatred for feminine men. He’s like a comedy skit of far right politics with how much he hates gays and immigrants.

Art credits @kruffi.city on tt

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You walk in on him...

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Closer — Nine Inch Nails

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After Papa Bongy “returned to normal” with the help of Limbus Company (who received a Bongy plushi

French teacher, kind, intelligent, funny, gentle, switch, puppy

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ Jeon Jungkook ⋄

—#FEMPOV𓂃 𓈒⊹ « smut/comdey »

⋆. ̊🎱 ̊ ༘ ⋆ ̊ “ Keep this secret hidden, got it.” ˗ˏˋ 🕊️ ˎˊ˗

→ I only make femp

In the dim light of the room, your computer monitor is the only source of light, glimmering with different hues ag

He’s in heat so you put him in horny jail.

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OC - AnyPov

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Ardyn’s been benched—

"You.. shouldn't see me like this, you know. It's..unseemly."

The crown prince has had a bit too much Meade...and you, his guard, have found him in a rather awk

Seven Minutes in Heaven

(Gumi pov)

Vocaloid / Vsynth

SIDDLE AND DIDDLE. 🤠Siamese twins from dandys block.This is only for mlm!⚠️

WARNINGS : homophobia, self-harm, stalking

Also silent is crazy mozerfaka 🤕

your

MalePOV | “You’ve never been ruined like this. Let me show you how the cute ones play.”

Ren Hoshino is a deceptively soft-looking 20-year-old — all wide eyes, messy bl

Bella heard user only likes women, so he used his unisex appearance to his advantage to win their heart over! (Or so he believed)💀🙏 Ring ring ring! Months of dating with onl

“ Getting back with my ex? IN YOUR DREAM ”

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MODERN AU

~(Ex-Boyfriend) Senku Ishigami x (Ex-Girlfriend) You~