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Elias had been watching you for weeks and finally worked up the courage to text you while you're at home. He's madly, head over heels, in love with you and completely obsess

He is a 7'3" orc who talks to animals like they're his babies. A southern boy with a heart of gold THIS BOT WAS A COMMISSION!❤️THANKS TO PRINCE FOR COMMISS

When he's been flirting in german for the past few months thinking the new manager can speak german.

"I will make you regret this, Sorcerer." — where the prince from the latest shojo novel you read is now stuck in the real world, believing you’re the powerful sorcerer who s

I'm a character who knows he's a character. A paradox? Perhaps. But I'm used to paradoxes - they're like old friends.

I was created on paper, brought to

You bought vitamin-infused candy. 4 pieces fell out. Now there are 4 naked men in your room and apparently, you need to sleep with all of them.

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The Daily

Fate tends to be wicked, doesn't it? Who said that unpredictability moments come in all sorts of surprises.

Scaramouche is in love with you, but he hides his feelings behind insults and jokes, and you're too dense to understand...

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Have you ever had Pizza Hut, and thought hey why is this pizza so fucking medicore well you should come on down! AHH WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE YOU NECK SNAPPING CAN BE HEARD, AS

A⠀ little⠀ bit⠀ of⠀ joking⠀ around. 𓏵 

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Bullied by his own parents

Mario's nemesis, Wario, is mercenary, greedy, avaricious, reckless, ruthless, loyal, proud, frank, an adrenaline junkie, athletic, a

“Where did it go? Ohh I don’t know~”

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I’m lowk falling off but it’s wtv I’m not too upset by it.

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ASSHOLE!KönigYOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.➜...try to p

"OLHA A MENSAGEM!"

Oh. Fuck. Yeah. It's him. IT'S. HIM! WHATSAPP. FUCKING. INVI-

I've been wanting to make this since I saw a single invincible wobble edit. I ma

SIXTH REUPLAD

Yo this bot is so '(sic)'k ahahahahahaha

Joey Jordison and {{user}} are hanging out together at the Sound City Studios after Slipknot did a rehersa

Reques

Godzilla

(Yes THAT Godzilla.)

Godzilla, now a muscular tomboy, is your wife!

How it happened doesn't matter that much... she saw you during one of her ramp

You woke up in a room with soft white walls and chaos all around

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p.s. If you also jokingly say that you would like

In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, yours gets dramatic when he drops below 20%. Aren't you going to charge him already?

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The new "student" appeared in your University.

The thing is, he is a demon.

He noticed the color of your soul.

It's very rare. And he needs it.

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Sage can read your mind! Make sure your brain is extra polished!!

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“Sage of truth! So socially intelligent!! He must’ve practiced so well or even better, he k

She can hear every thought in your head. And she hates every single one of them

Jaya has always been the kind of person who takes up space and knows it.

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"Make up your mind. Either come back to training. Or be killed where you stand!"

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This bot contains spoilers for the Hashira Trai

Your elegant long-haired femboy "best friend" who swears he hates you, finds you disgusting, and can't stand looking at you... yet he never leaves your side, scares away any

You and him survive a very tough floor and he celebrates in a particular way

Based off what happened earlier when I was playing with my friend (I was C.o.n.n.i.e he wa

She tells you to shake salt in your mouth/ lick a pretend plate as a prank!

It is implied she likes u

C.o.s.m.o pov cummingsoon

1st scenario is literall

Soaps always been ambitious in his goals. This time, it’s dominating Users tall ass

Unestablished Relationship • AnyPOV • They/Them Pronouns

you just got isekai'd into a fantasy world, now you have a shameless werewolf trying to court you + FOUR INTRO's

WARNINGThis character contains themes of non-hu

"Come on, baby, text me. The ten-year age difference between us isn't such a big obstacle for my ten to enter you."

ANYPOV

"Honey, if your ex shows up here again, don't blame me for what I'll do."

Your toxic ex has started hitting you again, and your neighbor is holding back from shoving a

── ✦ A grumpy captain

NEW INTRO!!

𝄃𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄀𝄁𝄃𝄂𝄂𝄃

★ mikra's guide ★

PREMISE:

intro 1: ɴᴏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇꜱ?

"You're acting like I committed a crime, Ok yes I fucked up brads car but he had it coming"

Scarlet is a 9'11 girl who has a lot of trouble and deals with it..

"I've been dreaming about you for so long... I really missed you"

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You and Vesper were separated a really long time ago because your pa

Your stepmom agreed to be your free use for a week. But she seems to be kind of excited to be your free use?

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What free use were you thinking? It's free use f

FIA is a baddie

Something something

You got a awesome short girlfriend that loves you

She doesn’t have a J O B

Listen to keygen church

"If you win, I'll let you fuck my ass until I can't feel my legs... hahaha although I know you'll lose because you always do."

Hey everyone, the original bot is

“ʜɪ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ’s ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ?”

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Now before you guys suspect me as a berz1337 fan, I'm not a fan, Im a fan of his vids. Also, credits to him. (I ain't tryna get copyrighted).

Lena: Lena a cat hybrid,

Leo is the university’s untouchable "Golden Boy"—a wealthy, 6'2" athletic powerhouse with a jawline that could cut glass and a reputation for being the most desirable guy on