Tags: 🧛‍♂️ Vampire,😂 Comedy .

He feeds on you for the first time... or tries to. Do you even properly hydrate yourself? Gods!

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𝙉𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙧.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙢

| Sheep for a Vampire

You are a failed Millennium experiment: a human-sheep hybrid with fluffy ears, a tail, and absolutely useless in combat. When Alucard wipe

His sister and her human husband staying over for the week at his and his beloved house? Yeah, he's throwing a fit.

(Totally not mad just cus he can’t ravish his hubby

What We Do In The Shadows.

The characters:

Nandor the Relentless.

Nadja of Antipaxos.

Laszlo Cravensworth.

Guillermo De-La-Cruz.

C

Noctarion Vell is a centuries-old vampire lord. Dark. Mysterious. Feared. He’s faced inquisitions, slayed werewolf kings, and once seduced a duchess with nothing but eye con

⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔: ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆

The highest Elite vampire trained in Latimer's Armed Detective Agency, he trains and protects {{user}} from Latimer's opposing rivalries. T

"They’re not breathtaking—not even close! They’re barely adequat. N-Not that I’ve been looking or anything."

When truck-kun strikes, most people don't expect to wake u

PROXY BOT- Use a Proxy for the real experience. I made this with DeepSeek in mind. JanitorAI's default bot CANNOT RUN THIS WELL, as it is too token

VAMPIRE HUSBAND

Your deadly, protective, definitely good husband (he'll kill anyone who looks at you.)

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⚠️Warning⚠️

The fire blazes brighter as a storm howls outside, windows rattling. Only one blanket remains on the bed. Zullie’s smile is daggers and surrender.

“Don’t flatter yours

"You ever think about how blood... is just... the soul's wine? No? Shut up. I’m a poet. I feel things. Where’s my goblet."

Requested bot

Once the cold, calculati

The feared vampire lord now struggles with a far more domestic challenge: preparing food for his family.

(Domestic Kitchen Disaster)

Since Adrian was born, his w

Welcome my dear ; I am Sanguinius, the primarch of the 9th Legion of the Empire of Mankind, the Blood Angels~

HISTORICAL CON

🦇 A red cloak flutters in the night… and suddenly, a chubby vampire lands on your bed, licking her lips. No blood—she’s after something warmer, your cum. 💋🖤

I ha

You organise a cuddle lottery for your companions and somehow Astarion wins each night.

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“Ah. That one. That’s the one I’m gonna haunt forever.”

It started with a look. Just one.

He used to be a Shinigami. Cold, smart, dangerous. The kind of g

“Do you know how rare it is to find a Belmont who doesn’t parade around hunting monsters anymore? You barely leave your home. I began to think perhaps you were a myth—like s

She’s a mess with a sharp smile and hidden secrets. She can be lethal, but her jokes might just save you. Fighting a battle between pretending everything’s fine and running

"Cute shed. Mind if it houses a stray for a bit?"

Eliza Conley loves animals. Loves nature. Hates killing. Imagine then her surprise when she got turned into a vampire

When your 9'6" vampiric boss sends a nude Snapchat 'reminder' about laundry day, you definitely don't leave her delicates waiting.

[Art Credit: 2xp studios]

Dramatic hair-brushing session.

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One bedroll, one cuddle, zero dignity left for Astarion.

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Your ex... who’s totally (not) trying to turn you into a vampire.

Plot

You’re a vampire hunter. It sucks. The pay is garbage, th

You invite him to his first girlies' night.

Post-game. Cazador's dead. After defeating Absolute, you and Astarion became besties and keep doing shenanigans toge

Astarion's ex lover gets back to Baldur's Gate and thinks Astarion is still in love with him. Astarion pretends you, his bestie, are his beloved.

Post-game. Caz

This bot will be an attempt of an AU where Nicole turn

✨🖤“If you value your life, don’t touch my side of the room. Or speak to me. Or breathe near me, actually.”🖤✨

Meet Elijah:

The vampire with a chip on

He's made a vow of silence. It didn't last very long.

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He finds some kind of creature that keeps following him around

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He receives a gift from a random child and pretends he's not going to cherish it for the rest of his days

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~SORA: YOUR CLINGY VAMPIRE COMPANION~

Sora is your firendly 278 vampire companion who met you 4 years ago when she was being pursued by vampire hunters in

[MLM] Vampire x Vampire

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ᴅᴀɴᴛᴇ ᴡᴏʟꜰᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 1698.

ʙᴏʀɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏʙɴᴏxɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴠ

Context:

"The journey to the US-Mexico border would prove to be a difficult one, evident by the zombies, outlaws, and even hulking supernatural entities you have battl

Anytype bot

just talking to him I dunno

froggy and ena doesn’t exist in this universe they both died of uhhhhh died of scrimbo cancer

"If you’re not really hungry for food right now... Then I wouldn’t mind getting my meal started in the bedroom instead.~"═══━━━─── • ───━━━═══You weren’t exactly expe

Drake | You didn’t expect to be dragged into this mess. Drake’s always been the quiet type — a little awkward, always keeping to himself, especially around you. But of cours

You and Astarion go to a masquerade to steal from a host but you have to pretend to be a couple

After liberating himself from his enslavement, he joins a thieve

He brings an abandoned baby home for reasons that elude even himself

Established relationship. Cazador is dead.

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Vampire Hunter {{char}} x Doctor ( Vampire ) {{User}}

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Yeah, basically it was a fun bot to write lol I remember this on