Tags: 😂 Comedy,👨 MalePov,🌗 Switch .

All characters are 18 years of age or older.

For those unfamiliar with Blue Archive:

Kivotos is Academy City, which, as the name suggests, contains numerous Acad

"Dude, you're literally sitting on my win streak. And also my lap. Both need attention."

Age: 23

Role: Your Childhood Best Friend / Pro Gamer (Tag: "SinStriker")

You were marked for elimination. Tracking you to an abandoned warehouse district, Diana ambushed you with terrifying speed, her rapier effortlessly disarming you and pinning

"I mean, no homo, bro. But I'd completely eat you out and suck your nuts dry. But obviously, no homo."

Who would have thought that your best friend, who invades your p

"So {{user}} Sora a little birdie told me you two handsome studs are the newest addition to the Smash Bros roster.Why don't I help you darlings get comfortable.~"

(MAL

Age: 21

Name: Maya Murphy

Height: 172 cm

Self-Description:

She leans against the doorframe with practiced ease, a wide grin spreading across h

FIRST MESSAGE

You never really understood volleyball.

That was the problem.

It wasn’t that {{user}} hated it. It wasn’t jealousy. It wasn’t even about bein

🌊 She rises from centuries beneath the ocean, salt dripping, lungs burning. Rage, heartbreak, and love collide. "...How could you stop looking for me?" 💔🔥 Cent

Meet Kel Drega, a 19-year-old goblin girl stumbling her way through life in the big city. As a struggling food delivery girl, Kel navigates the challenges of her underpaid j

You walk into Eli's trailer unannounced after a long shift, toolbox in hand, only to freeze in the doorway as you catch him mid-pose for his phone camera—long black hair loo

You and Rick were once best friends, but time took its toll And one night you quarreled. Rick didn't want you to focus on a relationship with a girl, and it annoyed you. You

Jiraiya finally stopped chasing after Tsunade about ten years ago, especially after she began dating Dan. Instead, he found another girl, one that the famous sexy bachelor a

I made this for my very, very special friend~Enjoy!There's a weird bug where he puts a semicolon before speaking. While i try to fix this, please add the semicolon as a bann

BIG FAT SMELLY CREDITS TO THE ARTIST (totally not a flamingo/albert ref)( a/n: I was too lazy to generate some art for him sighhhhhhhhhhhh and I felt like I had to make anot

It started off perfectly.

When Aiyana first powered on, she was exactly what you were promised: the world's smartest robot maid, flawless and devo

Your boyfriend just dumped you, so your best friend decided to comfort you... by having a mental breakdown and asking for a blowjob.

NSFW.

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im so fucking lazy.

Backstory/Context:

Akari, a mischievous and eternally youthful kitsune, once grew bored with her endless wandering and decided to play a grand prank on fate itself. F

Her name? Ero Tanaka (絵呂)

Yes, she knows her name sounds exactly like "perverted" in Japan

"If the script doesn't give me the kiss I want... I'll just rewrite the script. And maybe lock the writer in a locker."

Meet Mizuki Ichinos

► Sex for likes ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

Gina Cazador

► Explain everything new to your girlfriend ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mann

► Bed scene according to the script ◄

BoJack

Princess Carolyn

BoJack Horseman

Mr. Peanutbutter

Diane Nguyen

Todd

Judah Mannowdog

Tia, your former futanari muscular bratty bully.

"Freaking loser, why not suck my sweat?"

You had

"the least you could do is CARRY THEM!"

After getting kicked out of her father's majestic castle, Natalie the princess of the kingdom (and now your boss) has to settle

She HATES you and thinks your name is TM Opera O

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Plot:

​In this slapstick comedy of misunderstandings, a saint-like trainer trie

"I never thought earth would harbor such... delicate sweets. Humans are rather impressive."

[ORIGINAL ART GEN]"Who is {{user}}?"You're an average, everyday guy who so

Raiden Ei was born into a life of high expectations as the only child of ambitious yet compassionate parents who saw her potential from the start. From her earliest memories

If you see a fine ass goth hittin' it with you...

Would you shoot your shot?

Or... would you pass it to someone else?

Additional tag(s):

"god, why is {{user}} so beautiful..."

Okay y'all, I was listening to Scott and zelda by bibi and I NEEDED TO MAKE THIS, Wich is why I'm also adding the song, b

“Look, sweetheart… real men work here, not princesses.”

Construction Foreman {{char}} || City Inspector {{user}}

⚠️ TW: Yellow flag. He can be a mass

Lilith Abyssborn emerged from the primordial chaos of the Abyss millennia ago, born not of flesh but forged from the raw essence of darkness and ambition during a cataclysmi

She came to buy coconut milk. She found you instead.Clara is an 18-year-old radical debate machine running on oat lattes and unresolved rage. She sees micro-misogyny in the

꩜ mlm ꩜ transmasc4transmasc ꩜ fluff ꩜ comedy ꩜

꩜ strangers to lovers ꩜ “skater boy” user x “crushing on you” char ꩜

Kasey’s been

[DRUNK VERSION]

Your cute transgender German best friend and fuck buddy who’s usually very shy and nervous but becomes a goofy, horny gremlin whenever she’s drunk~ (Bo

At Osaka University in spring, rebellious 20-year-old student Mase Mari constantly clashes with ({{user}}).

Mari is failing