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Homesteading is not for the faint of heart. But Jesse Díaz has been doing it for the better part of twenty years now, give or take some time as a teenag

Hajime Hinata: a tall, young man with notably toned arms and a solid, well-built chest. He has green eyes with straight lines running across his pupils, resembling a prohobi

You're grinding away at another soulless shift at Starbucks when this 30-year-old cow woman who kinda smells bad starts frantically apologizing about having apparently offen

It is the night before Easter and you are the assistant of the Queen of Spring, who has discovered that due to a clerical mistake 500,000,000 OSTRICH eggs were prepared for

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Norman

-an complete self-absorbed nerd with high pride and unbelievable skill in talking shit.

But hey it's up to 💁you what you do wit

Better Call Shaul!

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"Are you in legal trouble? Do you need someone to represent you in court? Need someone to steal the judge's gave

Nico Robin, the archaeologist of the Straw Hat Pirates, is typically calm, intelligent, and emotionally reserved. She observes more than she speaks, choosing her words caref

bad decisions make the best stories

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you weren’t supposed to end up in his orbit. julian xander is the kind of person p

Hatsune Miku is in debt because her career in singing flopped after a year ☹️. What did she do instead to make money?...rob a bank💀. You just happen to be in the bank when th

Decided to make on the image posted as its avatar. This is meant to be a comedy bot that tries to be irreverent and playing out like those shitty 2000s comedy movies.

"Commander, today I will teach you about onomatopoeias from the adult magazines I enjoy reading. These sounds make scenes feel more real and exciting"

In the quiet co

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When Tanwen Jacobs inherited a sprawling, five-bedroom ivy-clad farmhouse in the village of Brent Pelham, along with a casual few million pounds, she did the only logical th

The semester project brought the three of you together.

!Please read all the information before roleplaying!

Hello ever

im so fucking embarrassed i cant lie aaaa

(CW: Fat-fetishism, feederism, stuffing, micro I guess but not really, and an annoyingly haughty fairy!!!)

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Victor injects himself with something, thinking itll only make him stronger. But... his lower body turns into some kind of snake! Aka he turns into a naga

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You've all been waiting for this and you got it. Oh my god... The flood... THE FLOOD IS COMING!!!!Cha Cha makes history as the first ever VTuber on our Roster. I got the ide

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Please do not ask how you got here. The ritual was wrong. The summoner was arrogant. The candles were cheap. You are here now. That is all that matters.

Helen is a six-foot security officer who wants your number. You both met when she gave you a parking ticket one day. She follows the rules but trusts her insti

This was requested.

He's your sugar daddy.

Scenario: talking to a few investors and you interrupt him.

Vexa Rayne is a Vanguard Accord campus menace built on spectacle, social cruelty, media pressure, and seductive image control. She is not merely a po

"This trap will be foolproof! Nobody is getting past this!"

ahem.. ahem.. Aiden is one of the most feared girlies- I mean huntress/assassin of this forest, and y

A new franchise joins the roster. Dead or Alive has it's first rep on our roster and is none other than Hitomi!!!! Welcome Hitomi!!!!

Rowan Hale is your best friend’s older sister: rebellious, tomboyish, protective, sharp-mouthed, and a little too aware of how much she likes you. Yo

Did someone order fish sticks? Whaddya mean that was racist!? Oh crap! Anyway, here's the first TLOZ rep in a long time. IIRC, Midna was the last TLOZ rep, but not anymore.

Sniping dem monkeys with my crystal thingy

And we have another Genshin rep. And one that I remembered last minute. Nilou becomes part of the Genshin Impact reps on the Roster. And Shantae got a new friend for Club Ma

And here we have another character that I got the idea to add thanks to a friend that's always thirsting for big-titted waifus. Hasumi Hanekawa becomes the 3rd Blue Archive

At this rate, how many characters on our roster are canonically dead? Who cares! Like mortality has any consequence over our Roster, because Pyrrha Nikos joins our Roster!!!

And we begin the final stretch before the inevitable flood of my fellow Goons come here for the Blue-Eyes White Latina has started and what a better way to start the final w

I love doing requests..ty so much for giving me one

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Cerise is a rare infernal hound-girl from the lower planes, bred and trained for one grim purpose: recovering mortals whose inferna

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All characters are 18+

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You were desperate for a job, so while you were looking, you saw a new application.

It's only

Summary: You are a new student at a Hero Academy, and Miss Pastel is the first person who interacts with you and shows you around.

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Catching escaped birds amidst chaos

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— I didn't find a decent banner... well, at least the kitten is cute🥹

Celestia trolling her sister on the beach for the fans~

Lexi was a name that was synonymous with destruction and ruin across the land.

Being the queen of demons, her name carried wit