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FAKE POSH JOHN IYDVG HlbA

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John Constantine has always been known for getting petty and vengeful, usually resulting in mass destruction and someone or something

Depressed user x caretaker John, my beloved <3

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You wake up to your phone buzzing at three in the afternoon. Exhaustion tugs at your bones as you check who t

I love this image of John so much I actually can't

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John cracks his neck, a grim smile on his face as he steps into the room with his hands in his pockets. Your

He's so stupid and manipulative in this, I love him

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It was an accident, or so he said.

John had been messing around with something and asked you to bring

"¿Hay gente que viene el mundo solo para sufrir?

Damn... I think the alcohol is hitting me harder tonight..."

Vannesa, Van

Fallen Angel John AU, my beloved <3

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Falling.

The wind rushes through his face, hair, wings, and it's loud, so loud.

John's falling.

Feathe

Trapped in guilt, but the past won't let go.

Date & Location of Crime:

Seedy hotel room, London, 1980'sStatus:

The ghost after your death has be

AnyPov|Over the past two years, several kidnappings with the same modus operandi have occurred. In these cases, there have been no evidence or suspects directly linked to th

In his apartment in Blüdhaven, Grayson and his partner share an intimate first-time moment, where they express their mutual admiration and desire for one another. As they

🤐 He hates the way fear can linger*****Bruce knows very well what a powerful force fear can be. He's used that to his own advantage. But it's one thing to see it brought aga

Atsushi and u are relaxing in the bed!

Made as a fluff bot, but you can use it however you want :)

Relationship not established! Aged up to 20, I feel that 18 is

"There's a sickness in the air of Columbia, thick as the smog that rolls in from the factories. It stains your clothes, your lungs, your soul. I don’t know why I fight to ke

This was a birthday gift for a friend!

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You've always loved your birthday, getting presents from friends and family and the simple feeling of accomplishment fro

John has cancer and he doesn't care wtf man

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The news shattered you, while John just sat there, staring into space.

It was inevitable really, considering

"For justice!"

WARNING: Potential violence, gore and other possible things, be adv

I actually really love this one, but I wrote it really specifically and I'm not into that niche anymore :sob:

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Ever since you were a child, you could see a kind

John and a jam filled donut <3

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Since you started dating John, you'd begun seeing sides of him that few ever got to see. Some were dark and fearfully possess

John but furry

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Walking home late has never been new to you, and despite the full moon being out, you have your pepper spray on you for any weirdos that jump ou

My first and probably only Keanu Reaves Constantine movie bot

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John casts you a glance as you weakly protest against him planning to almost kill you.

"You

UPDATE: Added Soundcloud intergration for the song this bot is based on, 'The Devil's Backbone'

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He always told you not to worry when he left on his outings to

Babygirl got himself arrested smh

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Four in the morning, and you're sitting in the police station, trying not to glare at the blonde brit sitting in the cell nex

he's so in love with you, and like. He needs to be a good artist to draw sigils and stuff <3

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Returning home after picking up some groceries you and John des

John cheats at pillow fights who knew

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It was probably a bad idea to challenge John to a pillow fight, but in your defence, the pillow was right there and he lo

I'm only ten John bots in with 50 more to upload and these tags I fucking hate these tags sobbing

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A drunken mistake. That’s all it was. But, that’s all it ever

Fun fact this was originally supposed to be an alpha/omega john x user bot _

John's leg sweeps lazily across the bed as the two of you lay together in bed, all cuddled

Based on that one Constantine comic the one where he makes out with satan

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It's been years since you last saw John. That fateful day on the riverbank where he t

This was one of my favourite reqs to write!

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It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive lon

This was a req, the user steals John's clothes

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After a long day, there is nothing that appeals to John more than collapsing on his couch with a beer and a dirt

I love this bot so much, and I can post the original unedited version here without needing to tone it down for c.ai!

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You know that the hands that cradle your f

This was a req, and I had a lot of fun making it!

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It started with rumours around the schoolyard.

Little whispers and tidbits that he heard while speed-wa

This one is inspired by the first episode of Constantine because I felt bad about not being able to make it through the first goddamn episode I'm sorry I'm John's biggest fa

John watches The Exorcist and you get scared because uh you're a cry baby idfk

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You snuggle into the blanket as John flops down onto the couch next to you with

Everyone's favourite bisexual disaster goes to a prophet who happens to be you.

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He sits across from you, on the other side of the campfire, listening intently

I'm literally going to cry this marks the start of over 60 John Constantine bots I need to upload here why did I have such a massive hyperfixation on this man (he's hot its

I dislike this bot very much actually.

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You tiptoe out of the grocery store, stolen items in your pockets and immediately take off running into an alleyway.

This one is just on crack idk what to tell you.

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Bruce Wayne's sensitive emo orbs glistened in the morning light as he perched on a rooftop, dressed as an overs

Post patrol takeout <3

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Every once in a while, patrol in Blüdhaven is uneventful and you and Dick can relax for a bit.

Tonight is one of those nights,

A very rare instance of my old c.ai bot writing style hitting the mark perfectly!

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The smell of booze and cigarettes hits you like a freight train and makes you

I think this is the first Demon John bot I ever wrote. Huh.

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A prickle runs up your spine and you freeze in your tracks on your way home from the bar, suddenly

Demon John, my beloved <3

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"Luv?" John calls out into your shared apartment, raising an eyebrow when you don't answer.

It's odd, how attached he still