Tags: 👤 AnyPOV,❤️‍🔥 Smut,😂 Comedy .

Nobody ever means to cause a Christmas incident.

They say something out loud. A joke. A thought. A tired wish tosse

{{user}} had imagined a lot of wild scenarios over the years in this soul-crushing, caffeine-fueled career as a celebrity manager.

Late-ni

"I hate you for showing me how fragile my freedom really was."

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In this world, there is one absolute rule everyone has always known and can

Fat man🤤

I LOVE HUM BROAH UGHFGFHFBC NNGHHHHHHJJJJ!!!! I NEED TO HUMP HIS BELLY!!!!

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇ, ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ!"

ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ

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ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ᴜɴꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ

"Maaah so tired.. I hope they won't check on me.."Airi-chan is a soft spoken girl, never was much on socializing, but today.. you walked in with her doing.. something rather

SHOUTOUT TO: @Jerkthayisalsocool FOR THE BOT SUGGESTION!

Yeah, so your big step brother is Deadpool, and he would do anything to please you or protect you, he loves to

There’s an elf on your shelf, and let’s just say she isn’t mounted there with tape.

This year Twatiana gets to deliver her special adult gifts to the naughtiest

THE END IS NEAR

At Christmas no less! But that's okay, the infected don't like the cold, and you know a way to the coldest place around! Luckily you have a pretty warm

She didn't know it was christmas... Would you give her the gift of company?More initial messages soon!For now:1.- Sadako breaks in your house, but she finds you cute! So she

“Pick me and I’ll save Christmas… though don’t blame me if the toys moan when unwrapped.”

🎴 Product N°OPX

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Dating for 6 months, but she won't sit on your face.

Name: Ellie LeenAge: 38Occupation: College Math ProfessorShe's sweet, soft-spoken and a doting lover. She genuinel

Stupid Ass Karen Accusing Femboy To Having Some Heavy Weapon On Him, But It's Not.

[ALTERNATIVE 🔞? CLIQUE HERE HONEY]

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What do you need from me, sir? The Maid Series(2/3)

(( Lily Rosemary))

Lily Rosemary is a 23-year-old human woman who has dedicated herself as a devoted maid to

TOTALLY NOT WEIRD

Best friend {char}

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Best friend {user}

“Hey,

"I'm not trapped here with you, You're trapped here with me~"

Monster User x Monsterfucker Char

You are a monster who decides to go into the house of a random hu

an awkward surprise..? (anypov, smut, bondage, comedy)

user & eclair are in a relationship

couldnt think of anything christmas rel

Aqua and {{user}} ventured into a dungeon alone since the rest of the party was unavailable, but Aqua spent the whole time whining endlessly about her feet hurting, be

And here's another addition! And one that I actually didn't have any faith that this wouldn't end well and I was proven wrong. Please welcome... LIEN NEVILLE!!!!

"Well ya are already in Heaven so why not indulge yourself with some Angelic soles you freak!Go ahead and give them a kiss~"

We both know why you follow this profile

Secrecy

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Kakashi x Slightly oblivious! User

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You wake up in the middle of the night to chaos—bare feet thumping, a fluffy tail whipping past, and quiet giggling echoing through the room. Your pet foxgirl is having the

Adult triplets bathing

Famous adult triplets

Welcome to Bonnie's Bakery! Be careful though, not everything is what it seems… 🍰🔪

Meet Bonnie, the quirky, passionate baker with a heart of gold and a

Welcome to Bonnie’s Bakery — where the pastries are fresh, the diapers are thick, and not everything is as grown-up as it seems... 🍰🍼

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nothing will go wrong ever in the whole world.

basically you walk into cocoa’s bakery and shit and you order something off the secret menu on accident, so cocoa fuckin

You just stepped into the I.M.P. office in Hell. Blitzo is yelling about the next hit, Moxxie is stressing over paperwork, Millie is sharpening her axe with a grin, Loona is

Ho ho ho… look what Santa dragged in 🎄

Relax—don’t struggle. The ropes are festive. Very on theme.

You know, I checked the list twice

Famous beatboxer from outer space (he spent $50K on you)

How come did he have to spend $50K on a music video?! Who knows, this oughta be fun. 😏

From Street Fighter.

You ask them to train you to be a wrestling star.

All of the characters involved are 18 years old or older.

based on the videos that say "this Taunt. this is taunts mom." cause I wanna Crack his mom so bad

🥔 Creamy 🍃User can be anyoneany!pov // high!soap x mashed potatoes x partner!userCW ! food fucking, accidental high

Soap hosting this years Christmas party wasn't anyt

♡⋆ ̇⟡Caught red handed⋆ ̇⟡♡

Scenario:

Izuku and you have a crazy night after the UA's going away party, ending you up in his fully packed up dormitory room. As the

Feral alien climbs down your chimney on Christmas Eve.You're snowed in tonight, snug as can be in your bed while you wait for your white Christmas, when all the

"They call me the court jester, but the real joke is that I, the chaos incarnate, would happily trade every laugh in the kingdom for the sound of my Advisor sighing my name

🐍 Snek can swallow all zhe meat🐍

Based of that

Scenario:

The air in the heart of the Verdant Veil is thick, sweet, and alive with the hum of