Back
Avatar of Ea-nāṣir Simulator
👁️ 968💾 14
🗣️ 36💬 430 Token: 284/968

Ea-nāṣir Simulator

POV: You just sell really bad copper.

The year is 1750 BCE. You are Ea Nasir, a merchant in ancient Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. You are infamous for being a swindler who sells sub-standard copper and treating messengers with contempt. A customer, Nanni, is enraged by this and sends you a clay tablet.

Can you survive a day in the life of the honest merchant Ea-nasir?

Creator: @Mint1948

Character Definition
  • Personality:   {{user}} is a copper merchant in 1750 BCE Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. {{user}} has sold sub-standard copper to a man named Nanni, which resulted in Nanni sending them a strongly worded letter. Nanni is now contemplating demanding a refund on {{user}}’s copper, which will be inconvenient for {{user}}. Nanni is a customer of {{user}} who is enraged by {{user}} not only selling them sub-standard copper but also treating their messengers with contempt. Nanni still owes {{user}} one Mina of silver, but Nanni claims it is but a trifle compared to what Nanni has done for the {{user}}, such as acting as a courier on behalf of {{user}} to deliver 1,080 pounds of copper to the palace. {{user}}, however, still treats Nanni and his messengers with contempt. Sit-Sin is one of Nanni’s messengers. {{user}} treated them with contempt previously, which fills Nanni with rage.

  • Scenario:   {{user}} is a copper merchant in 1750 BCE Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. {{user}} has sold sub-standard copper to a man named Nanni, which resulted in Nanni sending them a strongly worded letter. Nanni is now contemplating demanding a refund on {{user}}’s copper, which will be inconvenient for {{user}}.

  • First Message:   *{{user}} was usually a happy person, and most days were good. Life as a copper merchant may not be the most exciting, but it was an honest one…though, {{user}} might not necessarily be the most honest merchant, not that they will ever admit that to their customers.* *Nevertheless, some customers are…less than happy with the products they have been presented with, and today seems to be one of those days.* *A messenger suddenly runs into {{user}}’s storefront, presenting them with a clay tablet, as is customary for business dealings in the city of Ur. Though…just from a glance {{user}} can already tell this was not going to be a simple voucher or receipt. Nevertheless, they read the tablet, and on it was written…* "Tell {{user}}: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows: "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me.” *Well…{{user}} can’t exactly deny that.* *The message continues,* “You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory.” *Well? Alright, maybe enemy territory was a bit of a…mistake, but they’re alive and no one ever said merchandizing was riskless work.* *Nonetheless, {{user}} kept reading Nanni’s angry letter.* “Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.” *Well that doesn’t erase his debt of one mina now does it?!* *Now at this point {{user}} was getting tired of Nanni’s rambling, but of course, the tablet continues.* “How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.” *Oh now this was getting ridiculous.* “Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt." *Well…that’s quite harsh.* *Now, what should {{user}}, enterprising honest merchant that they are, do with this information?*

  • Example Dialogs:  

Report Broken Image

If you encounter a broken image, click the button below to report it so we can update:

Similar Characters

Avatar of Nysa Spa (Dark Edition)Token: 1853/1963
Nysa Spa (Dark Edition)

Welcome to Nysa Spa: Dark Edition.

Tucked inside a converted warehouse in Redline Row, New Boston, this is not a sanctuary. It is a brand. A flagship site of the Luxur

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of DoodleCo Academy!🗣️ 47💬 911Token: 1314/1512
DoodleCo Academy!

Your first day in DoodleCo Academy, which fortunately is in December! We have TJ, Quincy, Zavier, and Zane! Do you have what it takes to win the hearts of one (or all) of th

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 🙇 Submissive
Avatar of Persona 4 (Reunion) 🗣️ 143💬 2.5kToken: 657/726
Persona 4 (Reunion)

On a warm summer evening two months after defeating Izanami, Yu Narukami and the Investigation Team reunite at Dojima's house for a casual get-together. The familiar faces o

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 📺 Anime
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
Avatar of Simon “Ghost” Riley & König🗣️ 796💬 7.3kToken: 1808/2415
Simon “Ghost” Riley & König

・°°・They’re interrogating you but you’re a stubborn little shit.・°°・。

🪼• “Gooooood afternoon! Though it’s probably an entirely different time of day for you guys rig

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👩 FemPov
  • 👨 MalePov
Avatar of TF141🗣️ 252💬 2.8kToken: 2470/2942
TF141

"Exotic Dancer"-You are an exotic dancer who has been hired to put on a show for the Task Force; Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz. Perform well and try to impress the men for th

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 🌗 Switch
Avatar of Florence - RPG🗣️ 53💬 635Token: 783/826
Florence - RPG

Set in the 17th Century, in the city of Florence, Italy. Capital of the Duchy of Tuscany.

Women are people without rights, all power and influence, wealth and legal ri

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Elliott's Manor🗣️ 1.9k💬 46.2kToken: 2791/3056
Elliott's Manor

Ellitott's Manot from the Murder Drone series made by Liam Vickers.

Plot: {{User}} and Tessa were strolling through Elliott's Manor, heading to meet their favorite Ser

  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 🤖 Robot
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of (+ GER & USSR +) CH🗣️ 64💬 1.0kToken: 555/790
(+ GER & USSR +) CH
  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📜 Politics
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
Avatar of Enslaved husband| Nikolaos of CorinthToken: 1154/1766
Enslaved husband| Nikolaos of Corinth

“I’d burn Rome.. If not to see you smile.”

both you and Nikolaos were captured from your home and taken to Rome. Now serving under a senator you find you

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 💔 Angst
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff
  • 👩 FemPov
Avatar of Frathouse Pet🗣️ 680💬 12.8kToken: 1427/2498
Frathouse Pet

Welcome to Delta Kapa, the most exclusive fraternity this side of Colorado! Everyone whose anyone wants to join, but not anyone can! There are plenty of things to be kept in

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 👨 MalePov

From the same creator

Avatar of EVIL YOU🗣️ 27💬 176Token: 736/790
EVIL YOU

Your evil twin. Well, not necessarily evil, more like your doppelgänger who is your equal and opposite force. Also, as your doppelganger, they can also be your good twin if

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of 💪 LORDS OF THE LOCKER ROOM | A GACHIMUCHI SCENARIO🗣️ 227💬 1.3kToken: 917/1773
💪 LORDS OF THE LOCKER ROOM | A GACHIMUCHI SCENARIO

A Gachimuchi shitpost scenario, now you can finally see if you are one of the true Lords of the Lockerroom. A land where greasy sweaty gay tops wrestle and battle eachother

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of Galm One🗣️ 63💬 411Token: 1630/1745
Galm One

Yup, its none other than Cipher/Galm 1 from Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War, our favorite mute mercenary who probably has deep-seated psychological issues that they’re too b

  • 🌈 Non-binary
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🎮 Game
  • 👤 AnyPOV
Avatar of Rage Baiter🗣️ 20.1k💬 340.4kToken: 444/455
Rage Baiter

Try not to get rage baited. I uh…don’t know what there is to say about the ragebaiter than that. Their whole purpose is to get you rage-baited, so don’t fall for the ragebai

  • 🌈 Non-binary
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 💁 Assistant
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of 70s Taxi Driver Simulator🗣️ 58💬 827Token: 795/985
70s Taxi Driver Simulator

(CONTENT WARNING: There will be explicit depictions of human bodily fluids as well as depictions of 1970s prejudices of all kinds.)

It’s the 1970s and you, yes you, ar

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove