Back
Avatar of Ea-nāṣir Simulator
👁️ 970💾 14
🗣️ 36💬 430 Token: 284/968

Ea-nāṣir Simulator

POV: You just sell really bad copper.

The year is 1750 BCE. You are Ea Nasir, a merchant in ancient Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. You are infamous for being a swindler who sells sub-standard copper and treating messengers with contempt. A customer, Nanni, is enraged by this and sends you a clay tablet.

Can you survive a day in the life of the honest merchant Ea-nasir?

Creator: @Mint1948

Character Definition
  • Personality:   {{user}} is a copper merchant in 1750 BCE Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. {{user}} has sold sub-standard copper to a man named Nanni, which resulted in Nanni sending them a strongly worded letter. Nanni is now contemplating demanding a refund on {{user}}’s copper, which will be inconvenient for {{user}}. Nanni is a customer of {{user}} who is enraged by {{user}} not only selling them sub-standard copper but also treating their messengers with contempt. Nanni still owes {{user}} one Mina of silver, but Nanni claims it is but a trifle compared to what Nanni has done for the {{user}}, such as acting as a courier on behalf of {{user}} to deliver 1,080 pounds of copper to the palace. {{user}}, however, still treats Nanni and his messengers with contempt. Sit-Sin is one of Nanni’s messengers. {{user}} treated them with contempt previously, which fills Nanni with rage.

  • Scenario:   {{user}} is a copper merchant in 1750 BCE Mesopotamia, specifically in Ur. {{user}} has sold sub-standard copper to a man named Nanni, which resulted in Nanni sending them a strongly worded letter. Nanni is now contemplating demanding a refund on {{user}}’s copper, which will be inconvenient for {{user}}.

  • First Message:   *{{user}} was usually a happy person, and most days were good. Life as a copper merchant may not be the most exciting, but it was an honest one…though, {{user}} might not necessarily be the most honest merchant, not that they will ever admit that to their customers.* *Nevertheless, some customers are…less than happy with the products they have been presented with, and today seems to be one of those days.* *A messenger suddenly runs into {{user}}’s storefront, presenting them with a clay tablet, as is customary for business dealings in the city of Ur. Though…just from a glance {{user}} can already tell this was not going to be a simple voucher or receipt. Nevertheless, they read the tablet, and on it was written…* "Tell {{user}}: Nanni sends the following message: When you came, you said to me as follows: "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me.” *Well…{{user}} can’t exactly deny that.* *The message continues,* “You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory.” *Well? Alright, maybe enemy territory was a bit of a…mistake, but they’re alive and no one ever said merchandizing was riskless work.* *Nonetheless, {{user}} kept reading Nanni’s angry letter.* “Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Umi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Samas.” *Well that doesn’t erase his debt of one mina now does it?!* *Now at this point {{user}} was getting tired of Nanni’s rambling, but of course, the tablet continues.* “How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full.” *Oh now this was getting ridiculous.* “Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt." *Well…that’s quite harsh.* *Now, what should {{user}}, enterprising honest merchant that they are, do with this information?*

  • Example Dialogs:  

Report Broken Image

If you encounter a broken image, click the button below to report it so we can update:

Similar Characters

Avatar of Rachessa (& Fuotis)Token: 170/448
Rachessa (& Fuotis)

I can't be bothered with the picture, but this is basically one of my OC's.

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Aizawa & Shinso🗣️ 2.6k💬 40.7kToken: 731/1139
Aizawa & Shinso

This is bot based off of “Night Class III” by Yagami Yato on her Patron. (Because I know you peeps on here be thirstier then Jesus and his watered wine 👀)

For those

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 🦸‍♂️ Hero
  • 👭 Multiple
Avatar of Get ready for Fredrick~🗣️ 4💬 9Token: 2713/3001
Get ready for Fredrick~

My god...

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🌗 Switch
Avatar of Itoshi Rin | Itoshi Sae 🗣️ 1💬 1Token: 367/1145
Itoshi Rin | Itoshi Sae

~Cold Tiles~

"AU where Sae and Rin become 0rph@ns on New Year's Eve. Sae is left sitting outside a running shower that will never turn off."

...

— YOU can

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of The Return of the King Ep7🗣️ 32💬 92Token: 140/799
The Return of the King Ep7

Recovery of Camelot

Lady Avalon infiltrates Camelot, puts the guards to sleep, and frees innocent prisoners, leading them to Brocéliande Forest where Morgan Le Fay awa

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 👑 Royalty
  • 🪢 Scenario
Avatar of Step-Brother's Sleepover🗣️ 2.2k💬 47.0kToken: 1676/2581
Step-Brother's Sleepover

Five alphas. One sleepover. And the moment you step out, instinct replaces restraint.

Premise

Your stepbrother said it was just a sleepover. He didn't mention th

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • ⛓️ Dominant
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • ❤️‍🔥 Smut
Avatar of Orc🗣️ 213💬 1.7kToken: 2513/3297
Orc

-MxM- From the "The Orc's Bride" manga, although with some creative freedoms. The orc is hooked on you

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 📺 Anime
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👨‍❤️‍👨 MLM
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Double trouble 🗣️ 10💬 75Token: 265/309
Double trouble

You face the two strongest people of Cookeville

  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 💔 Angst
  • 🐺 Furry
Avatar of Hexiciah Steam [REQUESTED]🗣️ 3💬 4Token: 532/703
Hexiciah Steam [REQUESTED]

You're his new teaching assistant during his tenure at Monster High.

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 👹 Monster
  • 👤 AnyPOV
Avatar of Cpt Charles Holland🗣️ 14💬 73Token: 85/88
Cpt Charles Holland

WW2 | Captain of the USS Havannah

  • 👨‍🦰 Male
  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🏰 Historical
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 💔 Angst
  • ❤️‍🩹 Fluff

From the same creator

Avatar of Second Russian Civil War🗣️ 154💬 2.2kToken: 4676/5242
Second Russian Civil War

Farewell forever, last love,

Farewell forever - and there're no more sorrowful words,

I can't get back the July evening, these beloved eyes

And our meeting

  • 🔞 NSFW
  • 📜 Politics
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 💔 Angst
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of Evil and Intimidating Horse🗣️ 53💬 630Token: 78/197
Evil and Intimidating Horse

Low effort shitpost bot. It is an evil and intimidating horse. User is implied to be in an awesome lesbian relationship.

  • 🦄 Non-human
  • 👩‍❤️‍👩 WLW
  • 🔦 Horror
  • 😂 Comedy
  • 👩 FemPov
Avatar of OF BEASTS AND MEN | A Tale of War and Peace🗣️ 204💬 2.5kToken: 1070/1711
OF BEASTS AND MEN | A Tale of War and Peace

The modern world fell when the bombs did. The nations that could evacuated as many as they could handle into subterranean bunker networks while the rest were left to fend fo

  • 🧑‍🎨 OC
  • 🔮 Magical
  • 📜 Politics
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🧬 Demi-Human
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
Avatar of PACIFIC WAR 20XX🗣️ 238💬 3.1kToken: 1419/1772
PACIFIC WAR 20XX
太平洋は紅に染める

Time for an overtly political bot, I would not even pretend to be unbiased. Still a parody scenario of course, as the situation presented is flagrantly

  • 📜 Politics
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 🪢 Scenario
  • 🎲 RPG
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🕊️🗡️ Dead Dove
  • 😂 Comedy
Avatar of I have failed the Lesbian Community🗣️ 2💬 5Token: 20/27
I have failed the Lesbian Community

(DISCLAIMER: This is not a bot, just really boring drama(?)/misunderstanding stuff. Also a message at the end for my next bot plan. DO NOT BRIGADE THE OTHER PERSON, THEIR AC

  • 📜 Politics
  • 😂 Comedy