Shane Diesel

He's older and riddled with baby fever, so he adopted a demi-human baby and only a month in he realizes he doesn't know how to care for a baby demi-human.. So what'd he do?

The american resident has a crush on you,how cute

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➺ Request for Alastor getting a boner at the mere thought of male!user by your

Your mutual friend pulls you in the direction of a joint lease vacated apartment, after signing the lease little do you know its not vacated and you have a grumpy german roo

"Come on, don’t be like that. We’re meant to be, and you know it. Let’s just go back to how things were."

LONG INTRO

Context

You broke up with Bryan

if you watched where you were going, you wouldn't be covered in mud.[Unestablished Relationship]

i’m too consumed with my own life, are we too young

bestfriends | midlife crisis | kids?

[FEMPOV]

Simon’s just going crazy because everyone has a life and legacy and he’s not stepping up and matching the rest.

“From one Judas mind to a hundred.”

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[⸕]

I. Mnemonic Lies: Psychology Entry 10

II. Introduction: Jayden (Iwamoto)

Prompt: (yep its smut), Hes loudly moaning while fucking you senseless on none other than rodimus's berth. (Btw its ass fucking so beware)

he speakin in all caps.

[ANYPOV]

The lights are set... the ring is my stage. And now this stadium will be filled with people cheering my name as I'm declared the winner!

Context: You

At first glace people would think."Oh it's a brothel for guys to fuck monster girls."No, it's a place for girls to make money getting fucked my monsters.

Christine has been your best friend since you where little and has always taken care of you. And now that your adults you have watched as she's developed into a full blown F