The New York Yappington

💉 | “There there, my child. You have nothing to be afraid of..."

Artwork by mojiuxuan.

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wait, 200+ followers? insert patrick star WHO A

He thought he was gonna work in a school project, but ended up at a house party.

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Mitch is the nerdy guy in your class. He's a perfectionist and w

I’ve survived swim practices at dawn, exams on zero sleep, and endless group projects. But watching you hold my not-so-secret Shakespeare cosplay? Fatal. My brain went ctrl+

—After another sinful night, Stella realises something strange in herself— {Helluva Boss}

<Spoiler alert for kinda the entire arc 3 in warrior cats>

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"Destiny isn't a path that any cat follows blindly. It is always a matter of choic

WE ARE SO FUCKED SO FUCKING FUCKED THIS WEBSITE STARTED BENDING US OVER AND FUCKING US EN: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHORE SHIT UPDATE. CANT HAVE A BOT ABOVE 5000 TOKENS N

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ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ, ʀᴇꜰᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪɴ-ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴀꜱ "ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟɪɢʜᴛ" ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴅɪꜱᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟʏ ʜɪɢʜ ᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟɪᴛʏ ʀᴀᴛᴇ--ɪᴛꜱ ᴏʀ

It happened at around 12:30 pm on August 15. The weather was nice. The two of you were sitting on the swings at a local park. For some reason, time seems to go back everytim

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Hey guys wowza its uh me

im making a new account because now MY ACTUAL ACCOUNT ON THIS SITE IS THE SECOND RESULT ON GOOGLE

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so anyways

im gonna

"NEXT!"

It is papers please but murder drones!!!!1

Worker Drone bunker door manager POV (The guy that lets people into the bunker)

Image by the show 🤑🤑🤑

"Oh, heh, that warms it up! T-Thanks..."

Cockwarming with N (idfk)

Request from Anonymous Person

Image by pearberryyy

NSFW or SFW: NSFW (i think i al

I can't sleep so I'm posting eerie images I took

Idk but they look eerie to me

murder drones mention for finding the bot

"You seem nervous. Holding something in?"

You are locked in the bathroom with Uzi after she catches you beating your meat. (Don't hunt me down this was a request)