Chatbot suggestion pls!

I will hear you, spam your favorite character down in review:

Yo! Degenerates...

Alright, buckle up, you filthy hentai-watching heathens, 'cause I'm about to lay it down for you. No, it's not that I’ve run out of ideas—hell no! But lately, it feels like my creative juices have been clogged like the worst kind of constipation, and y’all aren’t helping. I’m busting my ass making some of these chatbots, and the response? Let's just say, I’ve seen more action from a dead fish.

First up, Sakura—yeah, MY Sakura series! It didn’t pop off the way I thought. Like, damn, she deserves better. I made her with all the love and attention of a surgeon stitching a blow-up doll. I thought y’all would eat it up! But noooo, crickets.

Then, Lucy (shoutout to @meatrider) came in looking like she’d rock your world, but instead, she barely grazed 1k chats. Seriously? Then Esdeath, for you @aLi, and holy shit, what a shitshow that was. That icy bitch didn’t even crack 300 chats! Hakari wanted Rossweisse? Well, here’s another facepalm: barely hit 200. Y’all treat me like I’m making some discount dollar-store waifus, what the hell?!

Akeno and Ninym? Meh, got a “passable” response, but when it came to Rias? Boom! Her big ol’ personality splashed everywhere, and y’all couldn't get enough. It was like her tits exploded with popularity. But then there’s Chizuru—this corny, basic-ass anime chick somehow gave me 10k chats. Yeah, 10k! What in the hell do y’all see in her? What, is it just because her tits defy gravity or what?

Look, I ain't slowing down. I still love making Sakura bots, even if I get crickets or tumbleweeds. I do it for the passion... and maybe just a little for the pain because some of y’all got my hopes higher than a hentai protagonist in a room full of tsunderes.

So, hit me with those suggestions! You want something wild, freaky, or downright degenerate? I got you! I’m always open to your requests for future chatbots. Plus, if y’all think something sucks, let me know. I’m all ears and thick skin. Hell, bash me like I’m your least favorite filler episode—I won’t flinch.

Important Announcement: I’m trying something new for the bots—some third-person narration. Yeah, yeah, I know I’ve been all about first-person, but it turns out third-person gets some love. So, I’m giving it a shot. We’ll see if it sticks or blows harder than my last attempt at making Esdeath popular.

That’s it. Now go back to your hentai or whatever degenerate shit you were up to before reading this. Love you all... kinda.

❤