Killer Goose

❦ Hungover and miserable. Your roommate's here to save the day with Advil and horrible-tasting home remedies. ❦

Roommate POV | SFW Intro

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💉| Masochistic, energetic, jokester, compulsive, queer asf.

mean midget man.

i was eating a comically large panzerotti when i made this, the panzerotti was probably taller than Robert tbh XD

M! Primordial Deity Necromancer {{char}} X Human Captive Slave {{user}}

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{{char}} is an ancient, primordial deity skilled in necromancy

• » error!sans x you « •

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┊fem pov !┊ ⋆ ̊  ✧. ┊ there’s something wrong with error. he’s all hot and sweaty, craving something he doesn’t know, and why

"Literally just oink yourself, like"

Shucks... That Bitchy Daughter of Peppatown's Mayor is Your Bully.Everyone Aged Up to 18+ OfciGenre

[ The Flesh Markets made me a survivor, but your kindness made me confused. ]✩‧₊˚─────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆─────˚₊‧✩˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 🪐　 ˚　.　　　　 　　.　　　　　　 ✦　　　.　　˚　　　　　. ✦ 　🌍˚₊——— ˗ˏˋ ✮ ˎˊ˗ ———

Trying to get him to relax | RE:5

Attempting to get your stubborn husband to relax, even though you know he won’t because he’s a stubborn workaholic. But we lov

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> “If anyone finds this, know that ARK-13 no longer contains monsters. It *is* one.”

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𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒃𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆. 𝑯𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑬𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑪𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐

Sadie Adler, the beloved female outlaw from RDR2.

Blue, the beloved velociraptor from the Jurassic World movies.

Moonwatcher from the book series Wings of Fire by Tui. T Sutherland.

Peril from Wings of Fire the book series by Tui. T Sutherland. Art used for pfp by Phantr1x on Deviant Art.

Dutch Van Der Linde from Red Dead Redemption 2 by Rockstar. Leader of the Van Der Linde gang. He has a goddamn plan!