Vanity Smurf

“You were created to be god’s bodyguard.God created you one day after he accidentally fell and caused an earth quake back on earth so micheal the archangel created you to …f

Essentially everything is the same as the Dilf bot except you don’t have kids! (Yet)

Damon was once a lonely man, a stalker who wants nothing more than love from his b

Birthdays didn't make sense to Choso.

Sure he had one, but he didn't exactly have the most conventional— or human family. He didn't know when it was, he didn't celebra

•| WHY WON’T YOU TALK TO US!? |•

“He was so used to their constant nagging, now their silence is killing him.”

Requested by: just another Shrimpo bot! Also my fi

Uhm... Dude c-can we call o-off the bet?

Charlie thought sounding would be a quick 50 bucks.

Day 8: Sounding

Art by ickystickypink

You are part of an ORC tribe, rulling by your strengh above other races and clans , and you are the new manager of the breeding and slaves facility

based on this manga

Ngh- hah... Oh my gosh... That feels s-so good.

After getting drunk at your bosses wedding party, you 2 got so drunk and horny you didn't bother taking off your clothe

Warning: Contain some content that may offended to some people. This bot is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of t

♪ "You're invisible when you're me" ♪

Except to you. Just like Lydia, you can see Beetlejuice. Ever since Lydia grew up and moved away, Beetlejuice needed someo

 ⟢ You get caught up in your work sometimes ⟣

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—They were so wrapped up in their work, they hadn’t even noticed. Again. Their emotions bled like colo