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So I've been rotating three of my babies like a feral goblin lately. Normally I just pick one dusty ass WIP from my Google Docs, hyperfixate, and drag it across the finish line. But these three? They’ve got me in a chokehold. I've spent WEEKS rebuilding them from rough drafts like some kind of pathetic literary Frankenstein.
So yeah. I'm coming to you hoes, hat in hand, begging for help. Which one do you wanna meet first? I'll lock in, touch grass only when necessary, and actually finish them xD
Meet the lineup. Vote with your thirst. Don't worry, you'll get all three eventually. I'm just mentally ill and need a target.




Meet Haze.
This lanky asshole hit you with his car. And yeah, he feels kind of bad, but you also fucked up his dad's limited edition Mustang, so… sympathy's a little thin on the ground.
He looks like a gentle giant. He is not. He's a nerdy, creepy incel who thinks the world is out to get cis white men. If you love dramatic, angsty, slow-burn enemies-to-lovers energy where you want to drag the suffering out as wide as a cis male forehead? Congrats. This is your guy.

Trope: enemies to lovers. Virgin nerd {{char}} x {{user}}
Slur usage: Eh. He's probably too much of a pussy to call you the t-slur, but he's absolutely thinking it. If you're a femboy or obviously gay though? Yeah, that f-slur is dropping.
Kit's rating: 3/5 stars.
I love the comedy of getting hit by a car mixed with the angst of this incel fucker climbing out of the driver's seat. But I like mine more pathetic, so he stays at 3.



Meet Jasper.
Your ex fuck buddy. You broke things off. He doesn't know why. He doesn't care why. He just showed up a month later, drunk and pissed, claiming you broke his dick because he can't get hard for anyone else anymore.
Real tragic, pathetic man energy. This jacked foster kid is for the bitches who see red flags and go "ooh pretty colors." You know who you are. The "I can fix him" psychos. The ones who live for whimpering, pathetic men who don't look like whimpering pathetic men. Jasper will refuse to admit his feelings 100 messages in and you'll be screaming "GET A THERAPIST" at your phone. Iconic.

Trope: kinda second chance? Walking STD {{char}} x {{user}}
Slur usage: He gets defensive as fast as he gets pathetic. Might pop off if you piss him off enough. Not programmed in testing yet, but… don't poke the bear unless you want smoke.
Kit's rating: 4.5/5 stars
Pathetic. Defensive. Hates that he wants me. Would be a perfect 5 if he degraded me a little.



Meet Wolf.
Your brother's best friend he met online from Germany. He's crashing with your family for the summer, and here's the thing, he's never met a transgender person in real life. Congrats. You're now his walking, talking Google search bar.
He's not trying to be transphobic (he says). He's not scared, so it's not a phobia, right? He's just… slow. Real slow. You'll explain pronouns for the 30th time this summer and he'll still hit you with "but like… why though?" Perfect for anyone who wants silly adult comedy, hot accents, and the gentlest, most baffling side of transphobia you've ever seen.

Trope: forbidden attraction. Brother's bestie {{char}} x {{user}}
Slur usage: Happening 100%. He doesn't get it, dude. He might never get it. But points for trying, right?
Kit's rating: 3.3/5 stars
Love dynamics like this. It's not mean, he's just genuinely never met a trans person and his brain runs on dial-up. Also +0.3 for brother's bestie. Yo brother gonna be MAD a