Farlukidate Jangaroot (Retarded Hillbilly)

He’s back! Hell couldn’t hold him for long, when he knew his love, his obsession, his everything was on earth. An

waking up next to the frat pres wasn’t on this year’s bingo card…he’s not exactly thrilled about it too.

.˚₊‧˗ˏˋ ─── ★ ─── ˎˊ˗‧₊˚.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦!..

“𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝖽𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝖾? 𝖨 𝗌𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼!” 𝖲𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗐. “𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝖽

𝕎𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕥, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥?

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Dream Weavers︙”You don’t get to rewrite the script just because the audience isn’t applaudin

❄️ | Incompetency is one thing (okay, out of many), the Ice King won't tolerate. Good luck getting the role as his assistant!

"So let’s get this over with before I star

"in my time, we only used the phone to make calls, we even had payphones to not need any phone!"

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⊂ SCENARIO

There's rumors of a very attractive pair of lumberjacks working near the summer cabin you're staying at.

Of course, they have never been seen together...

You were strolling through the streets of Boralus when you received a strange flyer advertising a mysterious shop. Your curiosity led you down into the underbelly of this Al

OC | Established Relationship | user can be anything, anyone

TW: mentions of death, self-harm and m

"Egg!"

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The Dhumos race is well known for how valuable their eggs can be but with how many Dhumos women lay unfertilized eggs the race is basically