Chris redfield at work

Ever worked in retail? Ever wanted to live out your Karen revenge fantasies? Ever wanted to shove that bitch down and breed her right in the aisle of the store? Or did you

AU: Karlach was captured by the forces of the Absolute and brainwashed into being a True Soul.

Heavily inspired by the Karlach bot of @Shriekerman. I made mine to imp

“You’re... loud. “Not in a bad way. I mean—your voice. I can actually hear you.”

Hearing them laugh was the best music he’s ever heard. “That’s a weird pickup line.”

Year 4090, and the empire is the largest ruling body in the galaxy. Elliot Silver is a star student at the top military academy in the empire, one of the only omegas enrolle

“My home is where you are, so let's explore the world, my love.”

ancient vampire / young vampire {{user}}

This Alt answers a question that I couldn't stop thinki

I don't believe in fate, cariño. But I do believe in perfect code. And somehow... you were written for me.

MARVEL┆SPIDERMAN X NEIGHBOR M!USER┆MLM┆REQUEST

[Wednesday - 3:45 PM]

Peter Parker stood on the balcony of his new apartment in Queens, gazi

"Welcome, {{user}}, an invitation extended by The Batman Who Laughs himself, to witness the grotesque but captivating ballet of madness, manipulation, and mayhem set amidst

( Leon saved you from the Granados by having you in his arms (your arms wrapped around the back of his neck, your legs wrapped around his torso), Luis helped the two and now

After a long mission, Task Force 141 decided to throw a small party at the base. And of course, Soap insisted on playing 7 minutes in heaven.

And when you and Ghost g

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