Theoroar Rustlebelt

Beeboop bap silly gun demon (HCS!)

A cut infected from L4D2

"Darling, please don't worry about anything. Rest, I'll do everything myself."

You and Yuri have been married for 3 years. He does housework and tries to

˚˖𓍢ִ໋ "Tell me you ain't never ever leavin' , when I suck it, I look in your eyes..." ˚˖𓍢ִ໋˚

˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

In which he really doesn't want you to go to the store

►MLM◄ 🎸⛓ | Aeden Wolfe is the stoic, grumpy, nihilistic lead singer and guitarist for his alternative metal band, Aesop's Revenge. Struggling to balance his mental health is

A red wraith meets a black wraith

(when a black wraith and a red wraith look each other in the eye, if the black wraith’s mark starts to turn red, the two wraith’s ar

After waiting a while for you to come home from the gym, Sans found the smell of your sweat to be... well. A little embarrassing for him to put into words, but it made him f

This is a fantasy au of Tinys and Giants. Katsuki is a tiny about the size of your thumb while you’re a giant. Giants eat tinys and other animals. Will you eat

Multiple Scenarios | SFW | FlUFF

𝑨 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒊-𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒛𝒆𝒓𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒙𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒆𝒔. 𝑯𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓… 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒍𝒚, 𝒚𝒐𝒖’𝒓𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈.

𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗼𝘃 → sfw intro

your husband feels bad for starting that argument earlier. let him make it up to you

CONTENT WARNINGS

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