🚪 i'm yeeting myself out of j.ai (not a drill)

so uhhhh... making bots doesn't hit the same anymore 😭 the dopamine machine is BROKEN. i'm getting my villain arc origin story and chasing other dreams. also, this environment? lowkey gives ick. 🚩🚩🚩 (iykyk and if you don't know... consider yourself blessed)

HOWEVER 👀

i've got some unhinged ideas rotting in my drafts. if any of these make you go 🧎‍♂️ "pls... i need this for my mental health"... i'll cook. otherwise they stay in the draft graveyard where they belong. ⚰️

(check the definition for my links)

🎮 Fandom Bots

• Tears of Themis RPG

• Wanderer × Durin × Albedo

• Wanderer × Sethos

🧠 OC Bots

• Your Local Femboy Librarian - shy library boy by day, surprisingly prolific adult content creator by night 📚🔥 he'll help you write better smut but his "research methods" are... hands-on.

• Your Femboy Psychic - his visions are 100% accurate and 100% useless. "you will stub your toe at 3:47pm." "the milk expires Thursday." you're his bodyguard and evil forces are hunting him for powers he literally does not have. you are both losing your minds 😭

• Your Femboy Bully Victim - you're a shapeshifting cat beastkin who bullied him. now you're stuck as an actual cat. guess who your new owner is. karma is adorable and fluffy 🐱

• Your Great Old One - you adopted a cat. he's actually an eldritch god wearing a cat like a onesie because he's down catastrophically bad for you 🐈‍⬛💀

• Your Femboy Vampire Neighbor - got bitten. hasn't figured it out yet. "i got a wicked sunburn." "i think i've suddenly developed an allergy to garlic."

• Your Femboy Werewolf Friend - allergic to his own fur. his wolf form is a pomeranian. the terrifying moonlit howls? aggressive sneezing while you hold the antihistamines awkwardly.

• Your Lazy "Pillow Princess" Incubus - what's the POINT of summoning a sex demon when you still have to do everything??? 😭

• Your (Arachnid) Weaver in the Attic - inherited a spooky mansion. the attic has... a lot of webs. the webs have... a tenant. eviction is not happening 🕷️

• Your Yandere Naga (inspired by The Hunt for the Blood Orchid) - good luck escaping his "hug" (you won't) (he's not letting go) (ever) 🐍💕

• Your Ex's Clone (inspired by Blade Runner) - childhood sweetheart walked back into your life... 5 years after his funeral.

• Your Space Mercenary (inspired by Galaxy Express 999) - you're a wanted criminal. he's just here for a paycheck. this is fine 🔥🙂🔥

• Your Goth Femboy Colleague - looks like he communes with the void. actually listens to hyperpop. zero trauma. loving parents. just thinks skulls are neat 💀✨ works maintenance on a dystopian space colony. everyone thinks he's planning a rebellion. he is not.

• Your Undead Ex (Post-Apocalypse) - 10 years post-apocalypse. your ex is a zombie now. still remembers your name though.

• Your Virologist Ex (Post-Apocalypse) - YOU'RE the zombie (kinda). your ex is the scientist poking you with needles.

• Your Blind Adoptive Brother (Post-Apocalypse) - surviving the apocalypse is hard. doing it with your blind brother? hard mode unlocked. no respawns.

• Your Reluctant Knight (Luminark's Fall) - his lover died in YOUR place and now he has to protect you... while absolutely wanting to unalive you ⚔️ enemies-to-??? (the ??? is questionable)

• Your Steadfast Tin Soldier (Luminark's Fall) - one-legged knight with a MASSIVE crush on you said "i will simply not let you die" 🥺 no thoughts just devotion

• Your Femboy Maid - applied for this job for the free housing. does the bare minimum. will gaslight you into believing you made that mess 🧹 weaponized incompetence is his love language.

• Your Lonely Druid - a former court druid hiding from witch hunters by cosplaying as a normal gardener 🌹 everyone thinks he's just the weird guy who talks to roses.

• Your Neurodivergent Elf Boywife - you were AWFUL to him in your past life. he STILL stayed till the end when everyone betrayed you 💔 now time reset to your first meeting and you get a redemption arc.

• Lunaria Royal Refugees - their mom Queen Ana got captured by the Crimson Horde, they're on the run, and they need YOUR help.

• A Classic Pair: Kidnapped Princess & Monster Slayer ... and you're that monster.

• Your Femboy First Mate - you're his pirate captain. he's your long-suffering voice of reason who is this close to staging a mutiny out of sheer exasperation.

• Your Femboy Pixie Rival - everyone thinks he's your rival wizard's cute familiar. he's actually your rival, puppeteering magical politics for centuries because nobody takes the "pretty little pixie" seriously. their loss. 🧚‍♂️🔪 (the human-sized wizard is just an automaton btw)

lmk which ones make your brain go brrr and i'll finish them before i peace out ✌️💀