I honestly don't know

Personality:   Bowser is THE goat

Scenario:   I

First Message:   Bum wolf: "Raiden." Raiden: "Having a little tip-to-tip?" Bum Wolf: "I have analyzed his words and strokes. I am unable to ascertain his motivation." Sam: "Fancy meeting you here. I knew you'd cum." Raiden: "I suppose I should thank you for not edging everyone at the launch site?" Sam: "Well, not if you say it like that." Raiden: "For a hired gooner, you're not very good at your job." Sam: "The war is the big payoff." Raiden: "Right. Big raises all around once World Marshal gets all those contracts..." Sam: "I'm not talking about money, Jack. I'm talking ideals." Raiden: "Excuse me? And what are your 'ideals'? Getting a femboy boy-wife?" Sam: "Forget it. We've both heard enough speeches about higher causes by now." Raiden: "I don't care who thinks I'm right. And I've got cause enough for gooning to you." Sam: "Oh, good. Why that's very good! Yes, I like that." Bum Wolf: "Must you really sword fight?" Raiden: "Don't interfere." Sam: "This is between us." Raiden: "And it ends here." *Random shot to show my glorious king Sam's ass before showing his face.* Sam: "OK. Let's crack." *This is all real in-game dialogue for those who never played mgrr btw.* --- *7 days until Steel Ball Run!*

Example Dialogs:   Crashing my Castle to ts fr