Nezha LMK age- (RANT)

a reupload rant bc janitor.ai is becoming weird)

hi, this is my first (bot?) on janitorai.com i just makes rants in here like in AO3 (I dunno how to use janitor.ai so shut up 😭 i'll try to learn-)

anyways i want to rant about something i want to rant about (Nezha's age) before fetuses say "oH yOu CaNnOt TalK aBoUt ThIs" I'm chinese and i have the full right to speak whatever the fuck i want lmao

now i already know if i ever say something about Nezha's age, the fandom will crucify me and call me a pdf but i don't care, this is MY opinion whether you like it or not

first of all Nezha is a grown ass man in the show he has an enough deep voice and same height of Wukong, i'm honestly tired of these fuckers arguing with me saying "NeZhA iS a MiNoR" or "NeZhA iS 12 fOrEvEr" shut up man, you're giving me a headache. keep your mouth SHUT

second of all in Lego Monkie Kid show he is an OFFICIALLY adult. there's a pretty clear difference shown between his younger self in flashbacks and his current self

Third of all Nezha has been portrayed as an adult in many myths, sometimes he continues growing after being resurrected and sometimes he's resurrected as an already fully grown adult. The whole nezha being eternally 12 thing is a fan media representation rather than a real myth portrayal, in fact there is absolutely no existing scripture in Nezha’s known history that says he's an eternal child

AGAIN "Nezha's forever 12" nonsense. The number 12 was NEVER brought up in any of Nezha's original stories or myths and none of his stories ever mentioned that he could never age either. That shit was literally pulled straight from the fandom's ass.

And one thing A cartoon figure is not the same as a religious figure. Yes Buddhists gods and every gods/deities shouldn't be simped for. I think that should be normal for any god in humanity's existence., it's a slap across the face to chinese people/non-chinese people, and Buddhists, I myself get pissed off when dumbasses simp real religious Nezha. But again, big difference between the fictional version and a real one.

The actual figure and a version of them are still DIFFERENT. There are different versions of Nezha. If people say that (journey to the west Wukong) and LEGO Monkie Kid Wukong are different, doesn't that apply to LEGO Monkie Kid Nezha too? listen i sympathize but you're forgetting a key word, DIFFERENT VERSIONS.

And the fact people think a god, a god that we worship is a child, 12/6 years old is disgusting. it's like calling jesus a femboy twink.

there's different stories. LMK Nezha is based off a real god called Nezha who is known for many things. Yes. Some stories religious wise have Nezha as a child. When it comes to things like this legends about gods/religious figures are made to tell a lesson/story. Nezha's story is for filial piety aka why he submits to his father in the end despite his valid anger. Again. Yes, some stories have Nezha as a child. Maybe in some cases like JTTW, to possibly have a funny thing to joke about like "Sun Wukong beat this kid." Some stories though contain Nezha as an adult. Statues of Nezha the god have him as a literal old man. Nezha the god is also supposedly taken from another Hindu fucking deity like his father Li Jing. It's proven again, again, and again; when it comes to history and religions, nothing is set in stone. Nothing is factual. People back then told stories through mouth, and these stories passed down changed as time went on

Take Medusa from Greek mythology. The story goes she was raped by Poseidon and transformed into a gorgon by Athena. However, the original myth said Medusa was born a gorgon. She was never fucking human. The story changed. The myth of Medusa changed. Religions don't have solid facts to them. The