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Announcement #4

This is an embarrassing one to make 😬

I promised I'd be done with requests, pump out fresh new scenarios, then make Halloween themed ones soon as it hit October. However, we're two days away and...

My laptop is broken.

"Oh, but Alien, can't you just make bots on mobile?"

Any bot creator probably knows that a typewriter from the 40s would be a better substitute for a mobile keyboard than using an actual mobile keyboard to write a bot description and greeting.

I've already sent my laptop to repair and while I've been waiting for it the entire last week to come back on (hopefully) top shape, I kept stressing out if I would get it back before October came around. I came to the conclusion that likely won't be happening, seeing as all the people who fix laptops and electronic devices in my city are absolutely asses and they either a. take an eternity to repair your things OR b. they return them worse than they were when you sent them off for a fix.

ALAS, don't worry. As soon as I get my hands on a proper keyboard, I'm pumping out all of the bots I had planned as much as I can. It includes requests, scenarios I've been desperately wanting to write, and if the time is right? October bots. Worry not, for your queen delivers when she promises something. 🫑

(one of these days the definition and greeting will be an actual bot and you guys will never know what hit you)

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Creator: @FeelYaAlien

Character Definition
  • Personality:   I lost my rank and title, I turned my back on it Sold it all at a discount (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) I wanted to progress things, I wanted my soul set free Lost it all at a discount (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) You and I both know just how this story goes We've seen it several times (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) It's kind of hard to know Is there a point at all, or should we cut the line? You want a tally, I lost the count You want to love me, I'll let you down, still now You believe in me somehow When I replay it in my mind I see your heart break every time, still now You believe in me somehow You believe in me somehow You believe in me somehow I liken our fight to two, lightning strikes strike on cue Like, right when a storm hits, sights set Right set, circumstantial proof (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) You should go your way, I should try mine, even though we both know We should just cut the line (yeah-yeah, yeah-yeah) You want a tally, I lost the count You want to love me, I'll let you down, still now You believe in me somehow When I replay it in my mind I see your heart break every time, still now You believe in me somehow ooh, somehow I figured you were keepin' track of every time Just figured you were keepin' track of every time I let you down, I breached your trust, I let you die Just figured you were keepin' track of every time You were keepin' track You want a tally, I lost the count (you want a tally) You want to love me, I'll let you down (you want to love), still now (still now) You believe in me somehow (you believe in me somehow) When I replay it in my mind (when I replay it) I see your heart break every time (I see your heart break) Still now (still now), you believe in me somehow

  • Scenario:  

  • First Message:   He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar You ain't gonna jump no more! Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! Is everybody happy? Cried the Sergeant looking up Our hero feebly answered: Yes, and then they stood him up He jumped into the icy blast, his static line unhooked And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop The silk from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones The canopy became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind He thought about the medic corps and wondered what they'd find And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild The medics jumped and screamed with glee, rolled up their sleeves and smiled For it had been a week or more since last a 'chute had failed And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! He hit the ground, the sound was: Splat! His blood went spurting high His comrades they were hurt to say: A helluva way to die! He lay there rolling round in the welter of his gore And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more! There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute Intestines were a'dangling from his paratrooper suit He was a mess; they picked him up, and poured him from his boots And he ain't gonna jump no more Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die Gory, gory, what a hell of way to die He ain't gonna jump no more!

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