Art by chung0_0 on Twitter.
@SonarOfficial
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think...
if I flex while talking, does that technically count as “visual persuasion”?
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8:14 AM · 1.2K Views
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@MalevolaHellfire
Sonar if you flex mid-sentence again I’m putting you through a wall
@SonarOfficial
@MalevolaHellfire it WAS scientifically relevant
@deltarunefan2138
is this why you asked me if your delts “looked convincing”
@SonarOfficial
If you think about it... abs are just business cards but attached
10:22 AM · 3.1K Views
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@RobertsRobertson
PLEASE stop telling employees to “check your credentials” by lifting your shirt in the lobby
@SonarOfficial
listen it was informational
@SonarOfficial
Gave myself a TED Talk in the bathroom mirror
Turns out if you flex your pecs one at a time it looks like applause
11:56 AM · 6K Views
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@TrickO'DaLight
Girl, can u not? ur ruining my vibe with ur bullshit.
@SonarOfficial
you witnessed innovation
@SonarOfficial
Buttoned up my dress shirt today and instantly felt my persuasion drop to zero
Unbuttoned 3 buttons
Power restored
8:02 AM · 7.1K Views
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@SDNUniformDept
THIS IS A FORMAL WORKPLACE
@SonarOfficial
not with these lats
@PhenomenallyMan
IS THIS THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT LINE FOR MELON DESCRIPTIONS
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