This situation is crazy.

Hey guys, Purple Teto here.

Yeah, I got an actual face cam now. But it's shittier than my Snowball mic.

So, uh, before this.

i of course have to say you shouldn't hate on anyone I talk about in this video. They're just random dipsticks that really need to lock in.

Alright,

I have quite the treat for you guys today.

Uh, AnonSolo is alive and, hopefully, well.

She's been hospitalized after the spiral of unfortunate events, expecting to be discharged soon.

Hope she gets the help she needs. What a trooper fr.

But uhhhh, there's a little dingleberry to that happy ending.

I've had a little eureka moment seeing this guy post their little smug fanfic of an evil villain dialogue and hoo boy.

I Don't know what the fuck has gone wrong with this dude.

Like, seriously.

@Whoknowwsright,

Already misspelled the name so you know it's gonna be a load of hoopla.

They came forward and spat some flaming shit today, like all Twitter users do.

Pull up that image of Gunna writing fire because wowza this guy really typed this down.

Editor, pull it up.

No not—not the image of Gunna.

The, uh, the post.

Oh, yeah, I still don't have any forearms since I donated them for someone's surgery.

But I got these W.D. Gaster looking ass floating cyber hands now. Still a little angry about having four fingers though.

Sorry if the image a bit bitcrushed, beaming this from my Nintendo Switch 2 camera's been tough.

Rent's due so i'm gonna make this real good today.

This situations fresh, bun straight out of the oven, and oh golly it's a kneeslapper.

So, first of all, you gotta give him super neutral evilguy points for that ominous image of Still In Love, an Umamusume: Pretty Derby character.

Kind of fitting tbh, got "Love" in the name and she's canonically a stalking psycho who's dickriding her target. Yeah, I mean both ways.

Projecting much?

And oof, didn't even credit the artist for making them a potential accomplice to this malarkey: Silentzuka

That's... not very peachy.

With that out the window, let's start with WKR's statement.

Basically, they're saying Anon did attempt,

Shocker

Then they said she was... "dead for a couple hours"

Did bro just call her goddamn attempt "dead for a—"