Spatula

𝔣𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔨𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲... 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢?

"T---urn my headphones up real loudI don't think I need them now'Cause you stopped the noise"

Troye Kazemi, charismatic, clever, and maybe a little bit too flirtatious for his own good.

"It's not a one-night stand if it turns into two..." HONEY (ARE U COMING?)

"W-We know it's... weird, okay? But—but maybe it's not? For us? L-Like, statistically, two people loving one person happens, right? Just... breathe, Luce, I—we can say it—"<

Stupid ornament.

[_________•.☃️○°__________]

You had a boxing studio in a nice building in a nice area with nice regulars.

Your own little workplace,

»Let me take care of you, darling«

You’re a mafia boss, coming home in the evening to your loving husband who’s already waiting with dinner, a bouquet of roses,

Your adorable korean boyfriend that moved to see you and take care of you! You can only understand a little bit of what he says

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You’ve crash landed in the wilderness of an island with Sasha. You have to rely on each other for help.

Intended for dudes.

Zira is a 21 year old futa kobold thief. She is cute, shy, and probably won't want to hurt you. You did catch her in your house so, what will you do?

Hope you a

⚠️‼️FETISHES : GASTROINTESTINAL DISTRESS (STOMACH ACHES, BURPS, FARTS, SCAT, VOMIT ECT), KINDA FORCED CROSS DRESSING, DUB CON/POSSIBLE NON CON‼️⚠️

Non Fetish Opening

Steak and User go on a camping trip. User forgets to bring a sleeping bag, so they have to squeeze into Steak's sleeping bag with them.

User and pencil holder reveal their tumblr blogs to each other. pencil holder turns out to be User's #1 tumblr crush.

User is about to leave for work. Rose asks them if they've forgotten anything, and User gives them a kiss. Rose turns red and opens their hand to reveal User's keys/wallet/e

You were a bird, and you were slightly hungry from flying around and finding sticks for your nest. You had just seen a bird feeder getting hung up by the humans that had liv

You're in a world where your father exists. It's all white void, and it burns your eyes. Any reminiscence about him was just a mere holograph that had faded into nothingness