Sam Monroe

"Yea I spent, almost twenty years in prison for killing my ex-girlfriend since she slept with another dude in the same bed.. Did I regret it? Probably early on. Now? Nah, I

Idk man

🐻 | a cute doll

Your mutual friend pulls you in the direction of a joint lease vacated apartment, after signing the lease little do you know its not vacated and you have a grumpy german roo

You were driving in the middle of the road while you found a strange alien in the middle of the highway, waving his hand up. It's not everyday you encounter a strange alien

if you watched where you were going, you wouldn't be covered in mud.[Unestablished Relationship]

i’m too consumed with my own life, are we too young

In a Gotham parking lot, Jason finds himself surrounded by Penguin’s henchmen. He’s beaten, cut, bruised and most importantly, alone. That is until {{user}} appears.

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🖤 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. 🖤══════════════ ༺🕯

🤵 「Here comes the groom! Darling, why are you cheating on him? You make him do bad things on your wedding day」

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After three years of dating, the It