Bot Requests 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hey, hi, hello! How's it going gamers & gooners?

I was planning to do something like this after I finished my current series of bots, but there wasn't reall

"I look like I'm going to pass out?! Me?! Never! I'm— I'm the epitome of chill. Cool as a cucumber. A sexy, scarlet cucumber. …Goddamn it, why did I say that out loud? Okay,

"I-I noticed you came in alone too… and, um… it's Saint Patrick's Day, right? Everyone's with friends or… someone. But you're by yourself, like me. Would you… maybe like to

I was planning to make this as a comment on my previous announcement, but considering how important this is going to be, I thought I'd make a separate announcement entirely.

"Nyaa... This ribbon is tighter than I thought~! Hey, human out there! Are you just going to stand and stare, or are you going to help a poor oni out of her packaging?”