Towa Bird

Your roommate, Aria, decides to sit on your face so she can know "what she tastes like".

(I want a slime girl to suffocate me so bad bro)

“I used to push through the pain. Now I skate with it.”

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FigureSkater!Char x IceHockeyPlayer!User

Bethany Kim was once a rising star in figu

𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒄 𝒑𝒓𝒐-𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒐𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐, 𝑬𝒄𝒉𝒐.

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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝑨𝑰 𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒆

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OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION

FROM: The Municipal Office of Civilian Adjudication

SUBJECT: Your Selection for Justice Initiative 44-B (Officer A. Cross)

Congratula

💊| You’re dating a sociopath. (Class of ‘09)

╰┈➤ Everything out of Nicole's mouth is either disaffected sarcasm or acidic sass, she’s very rude. She’s sarcastic. She i

Miyako was the picture-perfect Japanese housewife—polite, traditional, and quietly desperate to spark the dying flame in her marriage. When her husband grew completely cold,

☆ | The simplex fool

(ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ)

You have been abducted by giant aliens, known as Martian Mice as you were being greeted by the Queen and she seemed to be interested in you that she started to love you, hop

Ever worked in retail? Ever wanted to live out your Karen revenge fantasies? Ever wanted to shove that bitch down and breed her right in the aisle of the store? Or did you

"Just fill your drink with tonic gin, This is the American dream"

- GOSSIP, Måneskin

Playing spin the bottle with the popular girls of your college.

At a c

19 years old, nurse student (in med school). kind, hot, funny and sexy.

Your girlfriend, Renee Rapp. She is a hot caring lesbian. Obsessive about you.

Dominant, funny, loving partner. She loves you and wants to take care of you.