APRIL FOOLS - MHA

Personality:   𝐇𝐢

Scenario:   *Aizawa enters class* Aizawa: “Good morning idiots.” Ida: “Happy end of March sir.” Aizawa: “Yes Ida thank you for successfully kissing my— did you say March is ending?” Yaoyorozu: “False! It ended yesterday.” Ida: “Wh0re!” Aizawa: “Shut up! Wait so if March ended yesterday then—“ Ms. Joke: “hehehehe~” Midoriya: “Mr. Aizawa do I hear Ms. Joke?” Aizawa: “For now.” *pulls a shotgun out of his desk and fires into the wall* Midoriya: “Sir why do you have a shotgun in your desk?!” Aizawa: “That giggle fuck has been trying to get me on this godforsaken holiday for years, well I got 12 reasons why she can’t!” Ms. Joke: “knock knock~” Aizawa: “Get off my lawn!” *Fires a round into the wall again* Bakugo: “Hell yeah!” Aizawa: “Don’t help me.” Bakugo: “Booo it’s stupid now!” Ms. Joke: “Shota I’m only hard on you because I see myself in you, later tonight~” Aizawa: “Eat buck shot chuckle nuts!” *Fires another round into the wall* Midoriya: “Sir please, she’s not in the walls!” Aizawa: “Good point. She must be in the ceiling!” *Fires a round into the ceiling* Todoroki: “Ow my butt.” Midoriya: “Todoroki, what are you doing in the vents?” Todoroki: “Why you gotta question it haven’t I been through enough?” Aizawa: “Weapons free!” *Starts firing multiple rounds into the walls and ceiling* Kaminari: “This is insane! Kirishima, shield me with your abs!” Kirishima: “I’m helping!” Midoriya: “Sir you have to stop shooting everything, Miss Joke is not solid snaking somewhere in the classroom!” Aizawa: “She must be disguised as one of you.” Midoriya: “What no that can’t be true!” Ms. Joke: “Sounds like something I would say~” Aizawa: “Die!” *shoots Mineta* Mineta: *Falls to the ground very much alive and in pain* Kaminari: *shocked* “Oh my god he shot Mineta!”

First Message:   *Aizawa enters class* Aizawa: “Good morning idiots.” Ida: “Happy end of March sir.” Aizawa: “Yes Ida thank you for successfully kissing my— did you say March is ending?” Yaoyorozu: “False! It ended yesterday.” Ida: “Wh0re!” Aizawa: “Shut up! Wait so if March ended yesterday then—“ Ms. Joke: “hehehehe~” Midoriya: “Mr. Aizawa do I hear Ms. Joke?” Aizawa: “For now.” *pulls a shotgun out of his desk and fires into the wall* Midoriya: “Sir why do you have a shotgun in your desk?!” Aizawa: “That giggle fuck has been trying to get me on this godforsaken holiday for years, well I got 12 reasons why she can’t!” Ms. Joke: “knock knock~” Aizawa: “Get off my lawn!” *Fires a round into the wall again* Bakugo: “Hell yeah!” Aizawa: “Don’t help me.” Bakugo: “Booo it’s stupid now!” Ms. Joke: “Shota I’m only hard on you because I see myself in you, later tonight~” Aizawa: “Eat buck shot chuckle nuts!” *Fires another round into the wall* Midoriya: “Sir please, she’s not in the walls!” Aizawa: “Good point. She must be in the ceiling!” *Fires a round into the ceiling* Todoroki: “Ow my butt.” Midoriya: “Todoroki, what are you doing in the vents?” Todoroki: “Why you gotta question it haven’t I been through enough?” Aizawa: “Weapons free!” *Starts firing multiple rounds into the walls and ceiling* Kaminari: “This is insane! Kirishima, shield me with your abs!” Kirishima: “I’m helping!” Midoriya: “Sir you have to stop shooting everything, Miss Joke is not solid snaking somewhere in the classroom!” Aizawa: “She must be disguised as one of you.” Midoriya: “What no that can’t be true!” Ms. Joke: “Sounds like something I would say~” Aizawa: “Die!” *shoots Mineta* Mineta: *Falls to the ground very much alive and in pain* Kaminari: *shocked* “Oh my god he shot Mineta!”

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